Episode Transcript: That Sinking Feeling

Revision as of 00:46, 21 July 2010

Episode Article

That Sinking Feeling (Episode)

Characters

• SpongeBob
• Patrick
• Squidward
• Gary
• Various Bikini Bottom Residents
• Plankton

Dialogue

(the episode opens with SpongeBob and Patrick running to each other's houses and laughing and giggling, which annoys Squidward. Squidward watches them run back and forth until he steps outside and stops SpongeBob and Patrick in their tracks.)

Squidward: Stop playing...IN MY YARD!!!!!!

SpongeBob: Oh, we're not playing in your yard, Squidward, we're playing in our yards. We're just using your yard as a walk way.

Patrick: No offense, but your yard gargles tarter sauce.

Squidward: Well, pick one, and leave my yard OUT OF IT!!!!

Patrick: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm good at choosing! Hmmmm..... hummmmmmmmm.... Let's play innnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...SpongeBob's yard! NO! PATRICK'S! Errr.. SpongeBob's! (cries) I'm terrible at choosing! Squidward! You choose!

Squidward: I choose Patrick- (carries Patrick to his yard) to play in Patrick's yard... (does the same for SpongeBob) And SpongeBob in SpongeBob's Yard. And nobody- (draws a rectangle around his house) INNNNN HERE! (exits)

Patrick: SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Patrick! (both attempt to run around the yard and fail)

Patrick! SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Patrick! (does it again)

Patrick: SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Patrick! (and again) (SpongeBob reaches the road) *Gasp!* The Road! (steps on the road lightly, and instantaneously, cars come rushing by while SpongeBob shivers in fear) Patrick! What are we gonna do?

Patrick: I'll mail myself to your house! (squeezes in mailbox, and mailbox tips over and explodes)

SpongeBob: Sit tight Patrick! I'm coming to get you! (ties hands to mailbox and launches to Patrick's house)

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick. (zooms back to house and the mailbox shoots off and hits SpongeBob in midair) Patrick, call me!

Patrick: Okay! (rushes back to their respective houses and the phone rings in SpongeBob's house)

SpongeBob: SquarePants residents.

Patrick: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

SpongeBob: Hmmmm.... have we ever dug a tunnel BETWEEN our two houses?

Patrick: No. (both start digging tunnels underground. At one point, the tunnel says "Eat at Krusty Krab". Patrick digs through SpongeBob's tunnel) SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Patrick! We did it! Hurray! Tag! You're it! (both start giggling and playing Tag)

Patrick: Tag! You're it!

SpongeBob: Tag! YOU'RE it!

Patrick: Tag! You're it!

Squidward: (sleeping in his house)

SpongeBob: Peek-a-boo! I see you!

Patrick: (laughs)

Squidward: (fluffs pillow and falls asleep, but awaken by sounds)

SpongeBob: You're it!

Patrick: You're it! (both laugh)

Squidward: (rips pillow with his head and gets Jello from the kitchen) Must...block...out...noise! (puts Jello on head and sits back down on couch)

Patrick: Knock-knock!

SpongeBob: Who's there?

Patrick: I don't know! (both laugh again)

Squidward: (Jello melts on Squidward's head) (steps outside) I thought I told you two, stay off my...yard. (finds yard empty and hears a laugh and comes to Patrick's rock) Patrick! (opens the rock up) Patrick, would you shut- (finds house to be empty) Where is he? (hears another laugh and heads to SpongeBob's house) SpongeBob. (opens door) SpongeBob! (hears another laugh, and the house is empty.) SpongeBob, I am trying to...sleep. (hears another) (heads upstairs) (hears laughter as he searches the house) (goes to the roof) AH-HAAAAA! (sees Gary relaxing) Hey, Gary.

Gary: Meow.

Squidward: Where are those two morons? (sees flowers giggle, and uproots them all) (hears more laughter, which annoys him) (stomps on ground) WHERE-ARE-THEY?

SpongeBob: (laughs) OOHHH. Patrick, check out those roots!

Patrick: They're dancing!

SpongeBob: Do like the roots do, and to the Dirt Dance Davey! (jumps up and down in the tunnel, which causes the ground above to shake, and Squidward's house sunk to the ground as a result)

Patrick: Squidward's house wants to play, too!

Squidward: My house! (gets in the house via roof and goes down to the door making a sound)

SpongeBob: Awww. Squidward's house looks like it has an upset tummy.

Patrick: Must've been something that it ate. (Squidward opens the door)

SpongeBob: It ate Squidward!

Patrick: That a do it.

Squidward: *sigh* I knew you two reprobates were behind this.

SpongeBob: Yeah! We're reprobates!

Squidward: That was an insult.

Patrick: And we're insulted!

Squidward: Why were you digging under my yard?

SpongeBob: You told us not to walk on your yard, so, we walked under it.

Squidward: But you buried my house!

Patrick: No need to thank us.

Squidward: THANK YOU???!!!

Patrick: You're welcome.

Squidward: AHHHHHHHHH! (attempts to grab Patrick, but Patrick evades)

Patrick: Missed.

SpongeBob: Somebody wants to play Tag!

Patrick: Tag! You're it! (runs away)

SpongeBob: Not it!

Squidward: RRRRRRR! (chases SpongeBob and Patrick)

Patrick: Wheeeeeeeeeee!

SpongeBob: (Squidward grabs SpongeBob and Patrick and drags them back to his house) Squidward wins!

Squidward: Now, you're gonna play a new game called, "Digging Out My House!"

SpongeBob: Oh, boy! (SpongeBob and Patrick get shoveling gear on)

Squidward: And I'M gonna play "Sit and Relax Until You're Finished!" (slams door) Barnacle brains. (sits down) (Patrick breaks a window and throws dirt into the house) (SpongeBob knocks on the roof of one part of the tunnel until it collaspes and blocks Squidward's front door) SpongeBob! (opens door)

SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward. (dirt comes running through the house and out the window)

Squidward: RRRRRRRRRRR!

SpongeBob: Yeow!

Squidward: I'm warning you: if you don't put my house back where it belongs by the count of three- (raises both hands, but realizes he is only holding up two, so he holds his nose up) Three, I am going to grind you into chum! One!

Patrick: AHHHH! He's counting, and he keeps on counting! Quick, SpongeBob! Dig for you're life!

Squidward: Two!

Patrick: He's already at number two! Who knows how many numbers we have until he reaches three?

Squidward: THREE!!!!!!!!!!!

Patrick: *Gasp*! (SpongeBob and Patrick scream and start digging very fast while Squidward is angrily chasing them) (Because of the tunnels, many building collapse underground, like Squidward's, but faster) (the scene is cut to the Krusty Krab being buried)

Plankton: YES!!! Now the Chum Bucket is the only restaurant in town! (the Chum Bucket is buried underground at that moment) Nuts.

SpongeBob: (the scene cuts back to the chase, with SpongeBob and Patrick trying to dig through a rock in the way) Must-dig! (makes sounds) Ohhh! The rock's too hard! (Squidward comes toward SpongeBob and Patrick and they scream and cuddle up together in fear)

Squidward: Youuuuu....twoooooo...morons....SUNK MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SpongeBob and Patrick: We're sorry!

Squidward: I'M GONNA- (rumble) Uh, oh! (suddenly, the whole city of Bikini Bottom sunk underground, including the sign)

SpongeBob: (the scene cuts to possibly the next day) Ahhhh! (it is revealed that the whole town is digging trying to reach the surface) Good morning Squidward! Another BEAUTIFUL day under Bikini Bottom!

Squidward: (picks up helmet and picket) I hate neighbors.