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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
| − | (episode starts at the Krusty Krab, outside. Next scene, it is in the Krusty Krab. Squidward is reading a magazine on Art, and he blinks. SpongeBob's eye appears through the kitchen window, and he looks at him. Mr. Krabs walks up to Squidward putting his arm on the cash register-boat, smiling. He tries to clear his throat. Squidward blinks again) | + | (The episode starts at the Krusty Krab, outside. Next scene, it is in the Krusty Krab. Squidward is reading a magazine on Art, and he blinks. SpongeBob's eye appears through the kitchen window, and he looks at him. Mr. Krabs walks up to Squidward putting his arm on the cash register-boat, smiling. He tries to clear his throat. Squidward blinks again) |
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Bleh! | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Bleh! | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, Squidward. Maybe some other time! (waves and walks away) (Time card "24 Hours Later" appears, in a design the same as the Slide Whistle Stooges title card) | '''SpongeBob:''' Okay, Squidward. Maybe some other time! (waves and walks away) (Time card "24 Hours Later" appears, in a design the same as the Slide Whistle Stooges title card) | ||
| − | '''French Narrator: | + | '''French Narrator:''' Twenty-four hours later... (Squidward is again reading a book called "Art" at the Krusty Krab, when SpongeBob appears. Squidward moans). |
'''SpongeBob:''' Hey-ho, Squidward. You got any... (Squidward grabs SpongeBob's lips) | '''SpongeBob:''' Hey-ho, Squidward. You got any... (Squidward grabs SpongeBob's lips) | ||
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'''Patrick:''' (He is holding some glue, possibly puzzle glue. He glues it on a puzzle piece spilling lots of it onto the table). Borrow something, and he'll have to come over to get it back. (He smashes the already-glued puzzle piece into the big pile of glue). Uhh! (Patrick scoots out of his chair and walks out of the kitchen). Well... hey, thanks for lettin' me play puzzle with you. See ya later! (he opens the door revealing outside-- huh? SpongeBob snaps his fingers) | '''Patrick:''' (He is holding some glue, possibly puzzle glue. He glues it on a puzzle piece spilling lots of it onto the table). Borrow something, and he'll have to come over to get it back. (He smashes the already-glued puzzle piece into the big pile of glue). Uhh! (Patrick scoots out of his chair and walks out of the kitchen). Well... hey, thanks for lettin' me play puzzle with you. See ya later! (he opens the door revealing outside-- huh? SpongeBob snaps his fingers) | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' That's it! ( | + | '''SpongeBob:''' That's it! |
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| + | (bubbles float indicating the next scene, which has a clip in which the camera is exactly on the front of Squidward's house. | ||
'''Squidward''' (from inside): A stick of butter, and just a touch of pepper (This clip is inside of his house, where Squidward is at his table cooking, pouring salt. On the table are also a few dirty dishes that seem to have been smeared in chocolate, a bottle full of purple liquid, some purple spills, and salt). Ho-yahhh! (hammering on nails are heard, surprising Squidward, causing the pepper to fly up in the air, and to land in one of Squidward's plant. As it tilts, some of the pepper spills onto the rug). Not on the rug! (he angers furiously, and goes to his window and opens it up. (By SpongeBob's house is a ladder). SpongeBob! Will you keep it down?? I am trying to cook! (The window to SpongeBob's house opens, and there is SpongeBob holding a hammer). | '''Squidward''' (from inside): A stick of butter, and just a touch of pepper (This clip is inside of his house, where Squidward is at his table cooking, pouring salt. On the table are also a few dirty dishes that seem to have been smeared in chocolate, a bottle full of purple liquid, some purple spills, and salt). Ho-yahhh! (hammering on nails are heard, surprising Squidward, causing the pepper to fly up in the air, and to land in one of Squidward's plant. As it tilts, some of the pepper spills onto the rug). Not on the rug! (he angers furiously, and goes to his window and opens it up. (By SpongeBob's house is a ladder). SpongeBob! Will you keep it down?? I am trying to cook! (The window to SpongeBob's house opens, and there is SpongeBob holding a hammer). | ||
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'''Squidward:''' (he is holding his nose) SpongeBob, you idiot! | '''Squidward:''' (he is holding his nose) SpongeBob, you idiot! | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Squidward, the rash cream. (Squidward keeps saying "ow" as he slips on the rash cream that fell. He slips and falls causing more rash cream to come out of the bottle). Oops. (Squidward comes wearing his shower curtain over his head, and he slips on the rash cream that fell. That causes more rash cream to come out). Oh, no! (Squidward has a drawer stuck in his neck, and he slips on the rash cream once more, and his head falls right into his toilet. The lid then falls and flushes. SpongeBob walks right toward him) I don't think I have a cream for that. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Squidward, the rash cream. (Squidward keeps saying "ow" as he slips on the rash cream that fell. He slips and falls causing more rash cream to come out of the bottle). Oops. (Squidward comes wearing his shower curtain over his head, and he slips on the rash cream that fell. That causes more rash cream to come out). Oh, no! (Squidward has a drawer stuck in his neck, and he slips on the rash cream once more, and his head falls right into his toilet. The lid then falls and flushes. SpongeBob walks right toward him). I don't think I have a cream for that. |
| − | '''Squidward:''' (he is sleeping on the pillow on the couch his Mom made for him. He then wakes up, and gasps, looking both ways, then sighs peacefully). Oh, what a horrible nightmare. (SpongeBob pops up from behind the couch) | + | '''Squidward:''' (he is sleeping on the pillow on the couch his Mom made for him. He then wakes up, and gasps, looking both ways, then sighs peacefully). Oh, what a horrible nightmare. (SpongeBob pops up from behind the couch). |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' So, are you enjoying your stay at ''Chez Spongè?'' (Squidward screams rocking the entire house. Squidward is now nervous with his grin showing) | + | '''SpongeBob:''' So, are you enjoying your stay at ''Chez Spongè?'' (Squidward screams rocking the entire house. Squidward is now nervous with his grin showing). |
| − | '''Squidward:''' Uh... will you excuse me for a moment? I need to use the bathroom again. (SpongeBob points at him, and winks at him) | + | '''Squidward:''' Uh... will you excuse me for a moment? I need to use the bathroom again. (SpongeBob points at him, and winks at him). |
'''SpongeBob:''' Tsk. (Squidward is walking through a door). Hurry back, Squidward! (Squidward shuts the door) | '''SpongeBob:''' Tsk. (Squidward is walking through a door). Hurry back, Squidward! (Squidward shuts the door) | ||
| − | '''Squidward:''' (he is sweating) I gotta find that vacuum and get out of here! (runs up the stairs to another hallway) | + | '''Squidward:''' (he is sweating) I gotta find that vacuum and get out of here! (he runs up the stairs to another hallway). |
| − | '''Squidward:''' (opens the door to the room, turns on the lights and screams, Squidward walks in the center of the room, petrified). He copied all 492 of my self portraits... (camera directs on three of them individually, a sad crying clown, a distorted Squidward, and a statue with a fig leaf) ...and they're better than mine! (blinks, cries and whimpers, sits down on the rug, rocks himself, and feels the rug). He even got the rug right. Get a hold of yourself, Squiddy, old bean. This doesn't mean anything. (touches the rug). This... (blinks) all of this is just... (blinks, then smiles). Mimicry! He doesn't possess your style, or your decorating acumen, (blinks) or your love of the finer things. (blinks) In fact, the only thing that he has is... (blinks) is... MY VACUUM (blinks) CLEANER! And I'll remedy that... (walks over to a closet) posthaste! (he opens the door to see the things SpongeBob usually has in his house... along with his vacuum cleaner! Squidward gasps). A-ha! He put you in (blinks) here along with all his bad taste! (blinks) You're coming home... (he pulls on the vacuum) (grunts and pulls on it harder): Home... with me... with me... (it finally comes out along with everything else, and Squidward yells as it all collapses on him, and slams into the wall, tilting the self-portraits. Gary's food bowl lands on Squidward who is on the couch with the couch laying down. Squidward sits up to realize he has the vacuum stuck inside of him). (he says this with the vacuum whirring): SpongeBob! (he loses balance out of the room, and falls down the stairs. He stops on one stair for the vacuum whirring, and his next step makes him fall of the final stairs before choking out the vacuum). Is it really you? (switches the vacuum to on, allowing it to whir. He picks it up). It is you! (kisses it) Come on, baby. (blinks) We are gonna walk out of this horror show (blinks) the way we walked into it; with dignity and applaud. (he walks out of SpongeBob's house to hear a siren, and sees firemen hosing his burnt house, while SpongeBob and Patrick are there) | + | '''Squidward:''' (opens the door to the room, turns on the lights and screams, Squidward walks in the center of the room, petrified). He copied all 492 of my self portraits... (camera directs on three of them individually, a sad crying clown, a distorted Squidward, and a statue with a fig leaf) ...and they're better than mine! (blinks, cries and whimpers, sits down on the rug, rocks himself, and feels the rug). He even got the rug right. Get a hold of yourself, Squiddy, old bean. This doesn't mean anything. (touches the rug). This... (blinks) all of this is just... (blinks, then smiles). Mimicry! He doesn't possess your style, or your decorating acumen, (blinks) or your love of the finer things. (blinks) In fact, the only thing that he has is... (blinks) is... MY VACUUM (blinks) CLEANER! And I'll remedy that... (walks over to a closet) posthaste! (he opens the door to see the things SpongeBob usually has in his house... along with his vacuum cleaner! Squidward gasps). A-ha! He put you in (blinks) here along with all his bad taste! (blinks) You're coming home... (he pulls on the vacuum) (grunts and pulls on it harder): Home... with me... with me... (it finally comes out along with everything else, and Squidward yells as it all collapses on him, and slams into the wall, tilting the self-portraits. Gary's food bowl lands on Squidward who is on the couch with the couch laying down. Squidward sits up to realize he has the vacuum stuck inside of him). (he says this with the vacuum whirring): SpongeBob! (he loses balance out of the room, and falls down the stairs. He stops on one stair for the vacuum whirring, and his next step makes him fall of the final stairs before choking out the vacuum). Is it really you? (switches the vacuum to on, allowing it to whir. He picks it up). It is you! (kisses it) Come on, baby. (blinks) We are gonna walk out of this horror show (blinks) the way we walked into it; with dignity and applaud. (he walks out of SpongeBob's house to hear a siren, and sees firemen hosing his burnt house, while SpongeBob and Patrick are there). |
| − | '''Patrick:''' You just missed the fire. (Squidward walks to the firemen) | + | '''Patrick:''' You just missed the fire. (Squidward walks to the firemen). |
| − | '''Squidward:''' What happened to my house? (fireman holds up a burnt casserole) | + | '''Squidward:''' What happened to my house? (fireman holds up a burnt casserole). |
'''Fireman:''' Oh, some knucklehead left a casserole in the oven. | '''Fireman:''' Oh, some knucklehead left a casserole in the oven. | ||
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'''Squidward:''' SPONGEBOB!! (screams) | '''Squidward:''' SPONGEBOB!! (screams) | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Aw, don't worry. You're more than welcome to stay at my home until you get your house fixed. (Squidward becomes shocked with ominous music playing, he suddenly disappears to him at a table with his vacuum cleaner at the seat across from him) | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Aw, don't worry. You're more than welcome to stay at my home until you get your house fixed. (Squidward becomes shocked with ominous music playing, he suddenly disappears to him at a table with his vacuum cleaner at the seat across from him). |
| − | '''Squidward:''' Why, yes, I'd love another spot of tea, Mr. Vacuum Cleaner. (holds up the burnt casserole) Care for some casserole?? (crazed laughter. Camera zooms in on his pupil, and he reappears to the real life) | + | '''Squidward:''' Why, yes, I'd love another spot of tea, Mr. Vacuum Cleaner. (holds up the burnt casserole) Care for some casserole?? (crazed laughter. Camera zooms in on his pupil, and he reappears to the real life). |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Squidward? You okay? Squidward? (Squidward falls down) SQUIDWARD!! (screams | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Squidward? You okay? Squidward? (Squidward falls down) SQUIDWARD!! (screams) |
| − | '''Squidward:''' ( | + | '''Squidward:'''(He is in the replica of his house SpongeBob made). Ah... Replica, sweet replica. (turns out the light. It goes at Squidward's burnt house to see SpongeBob and Gary there. SpongeBob yawns and stretches). |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' It sure was nice having Squidward over for a visit, eh, Gary? (snores as his sheet turns to ashes) | + | '''SpongeBob:''' It sure was nice having Squidward over for a visit, eh, Gary? (he snores as his sheet turns to ashes). |
'''Gary:''' Meow. | '''Gary:''' Meow. | ||
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