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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[SpongeBob]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Patrick]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Squidward]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Mr. Krabs]] |
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*[[TattleTale Strangler]] | *[[TattleTale Strangler]] | ||
*[[Police]] | *[[Police]] | ||
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
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(first scene at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is waiting to punch his card in) | (first scene at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is waiting to punch his card in) | ||
SpongeBob: Wait for it... (the clock hand almost ticks to 8:00, but stops, then goes again. When it strikes 8:00, SpongeBob punches in then jumps in the air. The scene pauses him in mid-air)<br> | SpongeBob: Wait for it... (the clock hand almost ticks to 8:00, but stops, then goes again. When it strikes 8:00, SpongeBob punches in then jumps in the air. The scene pauses him in mid-air)<br> | ||
| − | + | Lady: On Time Percentage: 100%. (the scene starts again. Squidward walks up to the time clock)<br> | |
| − | Squidward: Another day, another migraine. Heh, heh, mi | + | Squidward: Another day, another migraine. Heh, heh, mi... (scene pauses again)<br> |
| − | + | Lady: On Time Percentage: 12%. (the screen un-pauses)<br> | |
| − | Squidward: | + | Squidward: ...graine. Heh, heh, heh.<br> |
SpongeBob: Ahh, isn't it great working at the Krusty Krab, Squidward? Huh? Isn't it? Working here?<br> | SpongeBob: Ahh, isn't it great working at the Krusty Krab, Squidward? Huh? Isn't it? Working here?<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Hold that thought, Squidward. I'm doing the parking lot for early morning litter patrol. May Neptune shine | SpongeBob: Hold that thought, Squidward. I'm doing the parking lot for early morning litter patrol. May Neptune shine | ||
brightly on my harvest. (laughs. SpongeBob walks out with a bunch of trash stuff with him) Litter. (picks up trash) Looks | brightly on my harvest. (laughs. SpongeBob walks out with a bunch of trash stuff with him) Litter. (picks up trash) Looks | ||
| − | like someone missed the trash basket, huh, Mr. Candy | + | like someone missed the trash basket, huh, Mr. Candy Wrapper? (laughs) Kids these days. (another piece of trash falls to |
the ground) I've never seen such an epidemic! Well, at least it's all over now. (more trash falls to the ground and | the ground) I've never seen such an epidemic! Well, at least it's all over now. (more trash falls to the ground and | ||
| − | SpongeBob picks them up in a hurry. After he finishes, one more parachutes to the ground, infuriating him) | + | SpongeBob picks them up in a hurry. After he finishes, one more parachutes to the ground, infuriating him) Where is all this litter coming from?! (SpongeBob notices someone tossing trash out |
of a car) Not on my watch. (walks up to the car) Sir, I will have you know it's against the law to litter.<br> | of a car) Not on my watch. (walks up to the car) Sir, I will have you know it's against the law to litter.<br> | ||
| − | + | Strangler: Heh, what're you gonna do, call the police? (police arrive)<br> | |
SpongeBob: Yes. (police begin to handcuff the Strangler. They walk past him in single-file and continue cuffing him)<br> | SpongeBob: Yes. (police begin to handcuff the Strangler. They walk past him in single-file and continue cuffing him)<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Who?<br> | SpongeBob: Who?<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: The Tattletale Strangler! (shows SpongeBob a 'WANTED' poster of the Strangler) He's promised to strangle anyone who turns him in.<br> | + | Squidward: The Tattletale Strangler! (shows SpongeBob a 'WANTED' poster of the Strangler) He's promised to strangle |
| − | + | anyone who turns him in. (Strangler growls)<br> | |
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SpongeBob: He seems kind of angry with us, eh, Squidward? (SpongeBob notices Squidward is gone) Squidward? Squidward?<br> | SpongeBob: He seems kind of angry with us, eh, Squidward? (SpongeBob notices Squidward is gone) Squidward? Squidward?<br> | ||
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Officer Malley: Yeah. We got him chained up real good. He'll never get away.<br> | Officer Malley: Yeah. We got him chained up real good. He'll never get away.<br> | ||
| − | Officer Nancy: Oops, not again | + | Officer Nancy: Oops, not again. (Strangler is missing)<br> |
| − | Officer Malley: Yep, he got away. (SpongeBob | + | Officer Malley: Yep, he got away. (SpongeBob screams then walks up to the police)<br> |
SpongeBob: You nice officers will protect me, right?<br> | SpongeBob: You nice officers will protect me, right?<br> | ||
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I need a bodyguard.<br> | I need a bodyguard.<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: (laughs) I wasn't five-time | + | Mr. Krabs: (laughs) I wasn't five-time 'Golden Claws' in the navy for nothin'! When he sees me moves, he'll be running |
scared. So, where is this little bully? Down at the park? The sodey shop? What does he look like, eh, boy?<br> | scared. So, where is this little bully? Down at the park? The sodey shop? What does he look like, eh, boy?<br> | ||
SpongeBob: This would be him, Mr. Krabs. (takes out a wanted poster)<br> | SpongeBob: This would be him, Mr. Krabs. (takes out a wanted poster)<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: | + | Mr. Krabs: (screams) The Tattletale Strangler? (his eyes go into his body) Go away, SpongeBob! Take your death cloud with |
you! (scene cuts to SpongeBob showing the wanted poster to people. Shows it to Larry, who turns into a real lobster on a | you! (scene cuts to SpongeBob showing the wanted poster to people. Shows it to Larry, who turns into a real lobster on a | ||
| − | plate. | + | plate.then a construction worker.and some guys at the Tough Tavern) |
SpongeBob: (at the bus stop) Ugh, that's it. I gotta get out of town 'til I can find a bodyguard. (Strangler is on the | SpongeBob: (at the bus stop) Ugh, that's it. I gotta get out of town 'til I can find a bodyguard. (Strangler is on the | ||
bench reading a newspaper)<br> | bench reading a newspaper)<br> | ||
| − | Strangler: | + | Strangler: Bodyguard, huh? I might be able to help you out. (SpongeBob walks over)<br> |
SpongeBob: You don't understand, mister. I need protection from the scariest guy in town. Here's his picture. (holds up | SpongeBob: You don't understand, mister. I need protection from the scariest guy in town. Here's his picture. (holds up | ||
| − | the wanted poster. The Strangler reveals himself wearing a | + | the wanted poster. The Strangler reveals himself wearing a fake mustache)<br> |
Strangler: Heh heh, he doesn't look so tough.<br> | Strangler: Heh heh, he doesn't look so tough.<br> | ||
SpongeBob: I tattled on him, and now he wants to strangle me with his diabolical hands! I hope they're not dirty. | SpongeBob: I tattled on him, and now he wants to strangle me with his diabolical hands! I hope they're not dirty. | ||
| − | (Strangler holds up his filthy hands and laughs. Before the Strangler starts to strangle SpongeBob, a bus of people drive up to the bus stop then leave)<br> | + | (Strangler holds up his filthy hands and laughs. Before the Strangler starts to strangle SpongeBob, a bus of people drive |
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| + | up to the bus stop then leave)<br> | ||
Strangler: Huh? Uh-oh. Uhh, there's too many witnesses around here. (walks up to SpongeBob) Listen, kid. I could be your | Strangler: Huh? Uh-oh. Uhh, there's too many witnesses around here. (walks up to SpongeBob) Listen, kid. I could be your | ||
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with a walker) Or that baby. (points to a baby in a stroller)<br> | with a walker) Or that baby. (points to a baby in a stroller)<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Or that pebble. Or that stick. Or that receipt for the | + | SpongeBob: Or that pebble. Or that stick. Or that receipt for the Phony Baloney Mustache Emporium!<br> |
Strangler: Huh? Uhh, that's mine. (picks it up and puts it in his pocket)<br> | Strangler: Huh? Uhh, that's mine. (picks it up and puts it in his pocket)<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Oh, bodyguard, my body is in your guarding hands. What do we do first?<br> | SpongeBob: Oh, bodyguard, my body is in your guarding hands. What do we do first?<br> | ||
| − | Strangler: Well, I suggest we go to a nice, quiet, secluded location, uh, like behind an old dumpster or a dark alley...<br> | + | Strangler: Well, I suggest we go to a nice, quiet, secluded location, uh, like behind an old dumpster or a dark |
| + | alley...<br> | ||
SpongeBob: We could go to my house and turn off all the lights!<br> | SpongeBob: We could go to my house and turn off all the lights!<br> | ||
Strangler: Perfect. That way no one can hear you being strangled...err, I mean, uhh, protected. (laughs as the lights | Strangler: Perfect. That way no one can hear you being strangled...err, I mean, uhh, protected. (laughs as the lights | ||
| − | grow dim) Perfect. (SpongeBob laughs | + | grow dim) Perfect. (SpongeBob laughs until he turns the lights on again)<br> |
SpongeBob: Ah, but first I gotta do a few errands.<br> | SpongeBob: Ah, but first I gotta do a few errands.<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: I'll take both! (scene cuts to 'Dry Cleaning While-U-Wait')<br> | SpongeBob: I'll take both! (scene cuts to 'Dry Cleaning While-U-Wait')<br> | ||
| − | + | Dry Cleaner: Here you go, Mr. SquarePants. (he hands him his clothes)<br> | |
SpongeBob: Hmmm.<br> | SpongeBob: Hmmm.<br> | ||
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his wrist and holds it up to the Strangler) How about this one, bodyguard? Too overbearing?<br> | his wrist and holds it up to the Strangler) How about this one, bodyguard? Too overbearing?<br> | ||
| − | Strangler: Can we just go to | + | Strangler: Can we just go to your house?! (scene cuts to SpongeBob’s house)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Here we are | + | SpongeBob: Here we are. SquarePants Manor! Bodyguard, let me just take this opportunity to say you're the best bodyguard |
a fella could hope to have.<br> | a fella could hope to have.<br> | ||
| − | Strangler: All right, enough of the sappy talk! Open the door so I can strangle you... I mean, uhh, choke you... I mean, | + | Strangler: All right, enough of the sappy talk! Open the door so I can strangle you...I mean, uhh, choke you...I mean, |
uhh, crush your windpipe...gah, I mean...<br> | uhh, crush your windpipe...gah, I mean...<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Don't mention it, Strangler. (gasps) I mean, bodyguard. Now where'd I put my key?<br> | SpongeBob: Don't mention it, Strangler. (gasps) I mean, bodyguard. Now where'd I put my key?<br> | ||
| − | + | Narrator: Twenty minutes later... (SpongeBob is still searching for his key)<br> | |
SpongeBob: Well, I can't find 'em. You wanna take a look?<br> | SpongeBob: Well, I can't find 'em. You wanna take a look?<br> | ||
| − | Strangler: Forget the key, let's climb through this window. (struggles reaching for the window) I can't reach it. Do you | + | Strangler: Forget the key, let's climb through this window. (struggles reaching for the window) I can't reach it. Do you |
| − | (SpongeBob is wearing cleats)<br> | + | think you could hop up on my shoulders, kid? (SpongeBob is wearing cleats)<br> |
SpongeBob: Sure! With these spiky cleats, anything is possible! (jumps onto the Strangler) Ya!<br> | SpongeBob: Sure! With these spiky cleats, anything is possible! (jumps onto the Strangler) Ya!<br> | ||
| − | Strangler: Cleats? ( | + | Strangler: Cleats? (SpongeBob’s feet land in the Stranglers eyes. The Strangler screams) Get your feet out of my eye |
sockets! (SpongeBob starts tugging at his legs)<br> | sockets! (SpongeBob starts tugging at his legs)<br> | ||
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Patrick: It's on the invitations you sent us. (holds an invitation up) Let's boogie! (everyone parties. The Strangler | Patrick: It's on the invitations you sent us. (holds an invitation up) Let's boogie! (everyone parties. The Strangler | ||
| − | sits down in | + | sits down in SpongeBob’s chair. Scene cuts to the end of the party)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Bye, everybody, thanks for coming! Bye Mr. Krabs, bye | + | SpongeBob: Bye, everybody, thanks for coming! Bye Mr. Krabs, bye Plankton, bye Sandy, bye Larry, bye Pearl, bye Mrs. Puff, bye Squidward, bye eh the rest (everyone else leaves walks back into the house and laughs) Ahh, alone at last. (the Strangler wakes up)<br> |
Strangler: What? Huh? Huh? What? Huh? (SpongeBob closes the door) So, we're all alone now?<br> | Strangler: What? Huh? Huh? What? Huh? (SpongeBob closes the door) So, we're all alone now?<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Oh yeah.<br> | SpongeBob: Oh yeah.<br> | ||
| − | Strangler: In that case... (laughs | + | Strangler: In that case... (laughs evilly until Patrick appears out of nowhere)<br> |
Patrick: Great parties, huh?<br> | Patrick: Great parties, huh?<br> | ||
| − | Strangler: Oh...sorry, | + | Strangler: Oh...sorry, Tubby, you've gotta go.<br> |
SpongeBob: Wait! We can trust Patrick. He's my best friend.<br> | SpongeBob: Wait! We can trust Patrick. He's my best friend.<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: So, Patrick's the Strangler. Gee, you think you know a guy.<br> | SpongeBob: So, Patrick's the Strangler. Gee, you think you know a guy.<br> | ||
| − | Strangler: ' | + | Strangler: He's not the Strangler!<br> |
SpongeBob: He's not?<br> | SpongeBob: He's not?<br> | ||
| − | Strangler: (rips his mustache | + | Strangler: (rips off his mustache) I am!!<br> |
SpongeBob: Hey, how'd you do that without shaving cream?<br> | SpongeBob: Hey, how'd you do that without shaving cream?<br> | ||
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Squidward: Did someone say 'party'? (Strangler screams and runs out through the wall) <br> | Squidward: Did someone say 'party'? (Strangler screams and runs out through the wall) <br> | ||
| − | Strangler: | + | Strangler: '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''''' |
Strangler: I can't take it!<br> | Strangler: I can't take it!<br> | ||
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Strangler: Step on it! I'm being chased by a maniac! (SpongeBob chases after the taxi)<br> | Strangler: Step on it! I'm being chased by a maniac! (SpongeBob chases after the taxi)<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: I'm not safe! Come back! (taxi goes to the | + | SpongeBob: I'm not safe! Come back! (taxi goes to the Bikini Bottom Airport and drives onto a plane)<br> |
Strangler: Finally, away from that guy.<br> | Strangler: Finally, away from that guy.<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Good idea, bodyguard. He'll never find us up here. (Strangler screams then jumps out of the plane. He pulls | SpongeBob: Good idea, bodyguard. He'll never find us up here. (Strangler screams then jumps out of the plane. He pulls | ||
his parachute cord then notices it is actually SpongeBob) Good thinking, bodyguard. The Strangler could have been on that | his parachute cord then notices it is actually SpongeBob) Good thinking, bodyguard. The Strangler could have been on that | ||
| − | plane. (Strangler takes out a pair of scissors and cuts the strings off the parachute and plummets right into the | + | plane. (Strangler takes out a pair of scissors and cuts the strings off the parachute and plummets right into the Bikini |
| + | Bottom Police Station jail. SpongeBob comes running up to him) Bodyguard, bodyguard!<br> | ||
Strangler: Look, kid. I'm not your bodyguard. (cries) I'm the Strangler. See? (points to the 'WANTED' poster on the wall) | Strangler: Look, kid. I'm not your bodyguard. (cries) I'm the Strangler. See? (points to the 'WANTED' poster on the wall) | ||
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