Episode Transcript: Sponge-Cano!

• [Squidward is about to paint something when he hears SpongeBob singing]
• SpongeBob: ♪Oh, I've got an whole new attitude♪
• Squidward: Oh, is that supposed to be singing? [paint brushes fall on the floor] I am putting that one on SpongeBob. [to SpongeBob] Would you clam up, SpongeBob? I am trying to paint in here!
• SpongeBob: ♪I cherish my fellow residents...♪
• Squidward: SpongeBob, why are you doing this?
• SpongeBob: Oh, I'm just displaying for all to see an attitude of gratitude!
• Squidward: Gratitude? You've been wallowing in filth all morning. What could you possibly be grateful for?
• SpongeBob: Hit it, boys! [Slimy trash can monsters appear] One, two, three, four! [Songs starts] ♪ Oh, I've got a whole new, attitude. A lifetime subscription to, gratitude. Friend, you've got to change your, latitude. Live an attitude of, gratitude. ♪ [The songs only annoys Squidward] ♪I'm grateful for the life I'm, living. Who knows how long I will, have it? I'm thankful for all I've been, given. We make appreciation a, habit. There's no time like the present day. To have a present come your way!♪
• Slimy trash can monsters: ♪All you have to do is, grab it!♪
• SpongeBob: ♪So, now I think that, you will see.♪
• Slimy trash can monsters: ♪You'll see.♪
• SpongeBob: ♪There's nothing more, you need. My friend, this ain't no, platitude.♪
• Slimy trash can creatures: ♪Platitude!♪
• SpongeBob: ♪Just an attitude of, gratitude.♪
• Slimy trash can creatures: ♪Gratitude!♪
• SpongeBob: Or, in your case, Squidward, an attitude of hattitude! [laughs] [Song ends]
• Squidward: Keep your hat and your gratitude! Because having you as a neighbor has left me with nothing to be grateful for! [slips on the paintbrushes and falls downstairs, bursting a pipe]
• SpongeBob: Wow, Squidward, you should really consider getting your plumbing looked at.
• Squidward: This is your fault!
• SpongeBob: Don't worry, buddy. I can give you a hand.