Episode Transcript: Planet of the Jellyfish

[scene cuts at Jellyfish Fields, Spongebob is hiding behind a rock, and captures 3 jellyfishes. He flies in the air as Patrick is trying to capture one]

SpongeBob: La la, la, la, la, la, la. [captures a jellyfish] Gotcha! [Let's the jellyfish free] There you go little fella. Is it me, or does jellyfish feel seem different today?

Patrick: I don't know but all this failure sure is making me tired. I'm gonna take a quick nap on that rock over there.

SpongeBob: Okay. I'm gonna look for more jellyfish over by that creepy spooky evil looking cave. [sings as he walks towards the cave. Captures another jellyfish] Oh little jellyfish, I can't resist your charms. If only you didn't sting, then you'd be the perfect pet! [Jellyfish stings him] Oh well. Guess it's just catch and release for now. [sings as we walks somewhere. Cuts to the Evil Alien Jellyfish Overlord eating the monster and turns it into a jellien; The Overlord makes numerous amounts of jelliens. Scene cuts to Patrick sleeping at a rock, as a jellien sneaks behind him turning him into a jellien. Jelliens take the real Patrick away; Jellien Patrick picks up the jellyfishing net using his tentatles. SpongeBob shows up]

SpongeBob: Isn't this the cutest little jellyfish you've ever seen? And he doesn't sting! [Jellien Patrick catches many jelliens] Gosh, you don't suppose some sort of new breed huh? I think I'll keep this one as a pet. Whoa!

Jellien Patrick: Yes. I too have caught many jellyfish. Perhaps we should give one to each of our friends. [smiles]

SpongeBob: Wow Patrick, That's a great idea!

[Bubble transition to Squidward's house, as SpongeBob and Jellien Patrick walk over to the door]

SpongeBob: Well, We've given everyone a jellyfish except Squidward. Dah, he probably doesn't want one.

Jellien Patrick: He will take one and like it. [Puts a jellien in Squidward's house, resulting him as 'Jellien Squidward'.] Pleasant dreams, square one.

SpongeBob: [Chuckles] Hah, back at ya good buddy. [Jellien Squidward is right behind him. He gasps as he sees him] Whoa!

Jellien Squidward: Do not let the bed bugs bite. Ha ha.

SpongeBob: That's some good advice, goodnight Squidward. [walks away]

Jellien Squidward: There will be plenty of biting this night. Rah.

[Bubble transition to SpongeBob's house, in his room]

SpongeBob: [In bed, Talks to the jellien] Tonight, you'll sleep with me little jelly. Goodnight Gary.

Gary: [happy] Meow Meow.

SpongeBob: happy Goodnight little jelly! [Starts sleeping, but suddenly wakes up] Ah I can't sleep. [Gets out of bed walks downstairs to his living room, Watching a scary movie on TV and eating popcorn. The jellien sneaks behind him and tries to capture him, but SpongeBob gets frightened] Ahh!! Heh. These night night shores are a real hoot. [sees the jellien's mouth] Oh hey you want some popcorn? Here you go. [Throws popcorn in his mouth, causing the jellien to choke] Hey, hey! [Jellien falls backwards as he's like knocked out] Are you okay back there?

[Bubble transition outside of SpongeBob's house in the morning, showing the jellien sleeping in the bowl]

SpongeBob: Aww. Look at him little angel. Guess he couldn't make it past the third feature. Good morning sleepy head! We wouldn't want anything to happen to you while I'm at work. [Puts the jellien in a cage stay in here where it's safe. [To Gary] You too stay out of trouble, bye. [leaves]

[Gary goes to a plant and takes a nap, as he results getting captured by a jellien.]

Jellien Gary: Meow!

[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]

SpongeBob: Whoa! look at all the customers!

[Everyone but one fish is a jellien]

Jellien Fish #1: One patty patty hold the mayonnaise.

Jellien Squidward: [To Jellien Patrick] One Krabby Patty hold the mayonnaise.

Jellien Patrick: One Krabby Patty hold the mayonnaise.

Jellien Squidward: Thank you. Come again.

Jellien Squidward and Fish #1: Rah!

Fish #2: I would like one Krabby patty-

Jellien Squidward: One Krabby patty hold the mayonnaise. Rah.

Fish #2: Uh, Actually, I want one with extra mayo!

[Jellien Squidward and all the other customers except SpongeBob angrily points at him]

Fish #2: Oh, what's wrong dudes? [Jellien Mr. Krabs comes out of his office]

Jellien Mr. Krabs: I'm sorry valued customer. We are currently out of the condiment you call mayonnaise. [Takes out a jellien] Please accept this free jellyfish hat instead. [Takes off Fish #2's hat, puts a jellien on there] Thank you. Come again.

SpongeBob: [Confused] Oh that's funny. We just received a whole shipping of mayonnaise. [Walks in the kitchen] Patrick? W-What are you doing? Cooking Krabby patties is MY job.

Jellien Patrick: I am here to replace you and all of your kind.

SpongeBob: [Giggles] I saw that movie last night too! Whoops. If you're gonna work here, you need an official Krusty Krab hat.

Jellien Patrick: Hat? [Grows one]

SpongeBob: Say, that's a pretty neat trick. I'm gonna get some extra mayonnaise from the back.

Jellien Patrick: No mayonnaise!! [Sucks the krabby patty into the mouth from SpongeBob's plate]

SpongeBob: O-kay? [Goes into the freezer] he's acting weird today. [Sees boxes of mayonnaise] Hey! there's plenty of mayo back here! [Grabs one, and sees Overlord with the real people, captured] Monsters. Huh? Squidward, and Mr. Krabs! Ne ha! and Patrick too! And some random guy! [gasps] Ahh!! My spatula! It's just like that movie I watched last night... Those things have captured everyone and put them into creepy pods! [Walks out of the freezer] Hi... Patrick? I'm gonna clean the... tables... Patrick? [giggles awkwardly] Patrick. [Walks out of the kitchen and Jellien Squidward shows up, scaring SpongeBob]

Jellien Squidward: Hi SpongeBob. Don't you want a cute little jellyfish? [jellien growls at him]

SpongeBob: Nuh huh, No thanks. [Walks backwards into Jellien Mr. Krabs] Ah! Mr. Krabs!

Jellien Mr. Krabs: You seem tired SpongeBob? Why don't you go home and take a nap? [growls at him]

Jellien Squidward: Yes, and you can use this jelly as a pillow.

SpongeBob: Oh that's okay, I have one at home. Heh. [Walks backwards into a jellien fish] Ah! [Runs off but another jellien fish jumps up at SpongeBob. and another.]

Jellien Squidward and Mr Krabs: Sleep well. [As SpongeBob walks out of the Krusty Krab, he walks back into 4 jellien fish.]

Jellien Fish #3: Hey!

SpongeBob: Ahhhh random guy! [Runs as jellien fishes go after him. He shows up behind a rock] What am I gonna do? All my friends taken by those jelly creatures. I can feel creepy rope like tentacles now. [Gets lassoed into Sandy's treedome]

Sandy: All right you rotten jelly clone. What have you done with SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: I'm no clone, Sandy. I am SpongeBob.

Sandy: Then you won't mind if I run a simple test? [Tickles SpongeBob] Coochie Coochie Coo! Coochie Coochie Coochie Coo!

SpongeBob: [Laughing] Not the Coochie Coo! [Continues laughing until Sandy stops tickling him]

Sandy: You're SpongeBob alright.

[Later in the treedome, SpongeBob and Sandy are walking inside]

SpongeBob: What are we gonna do Sandy?

Sandy: If we only knew the jellien's weakness.

SpongeBob: Well the only thing I know is they can't stand mayonnaise.

Sandy: Ew! I don't like mayonnaise either.

SpongeBob: Ah. So you don't like mayo? Just like a jellien?

Sandy: [smacks him] Oh snap out of it, SpongeBob. Now if we only had some mayonnaise...

SpongeBob: There's lots of it at the Krusty Krab. But we'll never get past...them. [points to jellien fishes hissing at SpongeBob and Sandy]

Sandy: Not to worry, We'll be in disguise! [Both walk out of the treedome with jellien glasses on. Both whistle and walks to a jellien fish] Greetings fellow clone. I hate mayonnaise.

SpongeBob: I hate mayonnaise and mustard.

Jellien Fish #4: Hmm... [Spongebob and Sandy walk off whistling] I like mustard.

[SpongeBob and Sandy walk into the Krusty Krab]

Jellien Mr. Krabs: Did you take that nap SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Uh-huh. Sure did.

Sandy: Yup. We're all rested and jellified.

SpongeBob: Nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh! [Nudges Sandy, her jellien glasses fall off] Good one, jellien Sandy.

Sandy: [Chuckles awkwardly]

Jellien Mr. Krabs: IMPOSTERS!

[Jellien customers walk over to Spongebob and Sandy]

Sandy: Quick SpongeBob! The mayonnaise!

[SpongeBob jumps on a platform gets on a rope and swings to the condiments, grabbing mayonnaise. He jumps back to the crowd and shoots at Jellien Mr. Krabs, He dies as the real Mr. Krabs wakes up and falls off from the ceiling in the freezer]

Sandy: It worked, SpongeBob! Keep going!

[SpongeBob walks up to Jellien Squidward, shoots him, dies, as the real one falls off from the ceiling]

Sandy: SpongeBob, look out!

[SpongeBob shoots at a several jellien fish, they all die as the real people fall from the ceiling]

Sandy: Come on SpongeBob! [Both run into the kitchen]

SpongeBob: Oh, Hi Jellien Patrick. [Runs past him]

Jellien Patrick: Hold the mayonnaise.

SpongeBob: Doh! Almost forgot. [shoots at him]

[Patrick falls from the ceiling, along with the real people in the freezer with him]

Patrick: Hey guys what'cha thinkin'? [Squidward points to Overlord]

Sandy: Hold it right there you evil bloble slime. You're through because we know your weakness. Show 'em Spongebob!

[Overlord orders the jellyfish to try to capture SpongeBob and Sandy]

Sandy: LET HER RIP!

SpongeBob: [Kills 3 jellyfish] Nuh! Sandy! It's soo cold in here that the mayonnaise is starting to freeze!

Sandy: Then hurry and throw it, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Aye aye! [Overlord growls at him, he throws the remaining mayonnaise, and it freezes, it lands on Overlord, and he chuckles] Oh no. This mayonnaise is frozen solid.

Sandy: Then I'll just turn up the heat! [Turns the thermostat to "Hot". It makes the mayonnaise on him a liquid, that Overlord dies!]

SpongeBob and Sandy: Horray! [The rest of the jellians explode]

Mr. Krabs: What happened?

SpongeBob: Well, let me tell ya.

Narrator: 11 minutes later...

SpongeBob: And that's why we're covered in goo.

Mr. Krabs: Thanks for rescuing us SpongeBob. What are we gonna do with all this green slop? [Patrick gives it a sample]

Patrick: Mmm, heh. Freaky clone jelly relish! [Mr. Krab's eyes turn into money. Patrick continues eating the goo]

[Bubble transition outside the Krusty Krab]

Mr. Krabs: Relish patties! Get your freaky clone jelly relish patties! Only 4 bucks extra!

Patrick: Uh... I'll have one relish patty. Hold the mayo. [SpongeBob and Squidward looking puzzled and the episode ends with "The End?"]