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Episode Article: [[No Free Rides (Episode)|No Free Rides]] | Episode Article: [[No Free Rides (Episode)|No Free Rides]] | ||
+ | One of the first episodes where "Ta ta" is heard. | ||
==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | ||
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(It's another day at Mrs. Puff's Boating School as SpongeBob skids along his way to failing his driving test again) | (It's another day at Mrs. Puff's Boating School as SpongeBob skids along his way to failing his driving test again) | ||
− | ''' | + | '''Narrator:''' Here we are again at the Bikini Bottom Boating School. Today is once again the day of SpongeBob's boating school exam. But more importantly, this is the last test for the year, (cut to a shot of SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff's car coming straight to the camera) and if SpongeBob does not pass this one, it means another whole year of boating school! (we see a static scene as SpongeBob crashes into the camera and glass breaks. Back on regular view, we see the cameraman has fell over and is groaning) |
'''SpongeBob:''' What happened? | '''SpongeBob:''' What happened? | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' That’s enough time, I can make up those points! (Sponge is about to pull into reverse) | '''SpongeBob:''' That’s enough time, I can make up those points! (Sponge is about to pull into reverse) | ||
− | '''Mrs. Puff:''' No, SpongeBob, you didn't hear me! (the boat rams into reverse and Mrs. Puff screams. Mrs. Puff pleads Sponge to stop as Sponge knocks over a whole row of cones, knocks through a brick wall and crashes in front of the school's main building | + | '''Mrs. Puff:''' No, SpongeBob, you didn't hear me! (the boat rams into reverse and Mrs. Puff screams. Mrs. Puff pleads Sponge to stop as Sponge knocks over a whole row of cones, knocks through a brick wall and crashes in front of the school's main building. The dust clears) |
'''SpongeBob:''' OK, Mrs. Puff, what's my final score? | '''SpongeBob:''' OK, Mrs. Puff, what's my final score? | ||
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'''Mrs. Puff:''' See what? | '''Mrs. Puff:''' See what? | ||
− | '''Mr. SquarePants:''' (takes the cover off) Ta | + | '''Mr. SquarePants:''' (takes the cover off) Ta ta! (reading back licence plate) "IM-RDY" |
− | '''Mrs. Puff and | + | '''Mrs. Puff and SpkngeBob:''' A BRAND NEW BOATMOBILE!!! |
'''SpongeBob''': For me...? (faints and hits the cake, cutting out a perfect square) | '''SpongeBob''': For me...? (faints and hits the cake, cutting out a perfect square) | ||
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(The family is in the car ready to drive away with SpongeBob still passed out in the backseat) | (The family is in the car ready to drive away with SpongeBob still passed out in the backseat) | ||
− | '''Mrs. SquarePants:''' Don't worry, Mrs. Puff...He'll be driving by tomorrow! Toodle-Loo! | + | '''Mrs. SquarePants:''' Don't worry, Mrs. Puff...He'll be driving by tomorrow! Toodle-Loo!! |
− | '''Mrs. Puff:''' What have I done?! Everyone will know I let him slide through school! I'll have to move to new city, start a new boating school with a new name! No. not again | + | '''Mrs. Puff:''' What have I done?! Everyone will know I let him slide through school! I'll have to move to new city, start a new boating school with a new name! No. not again! I've got to end this before it begins. |
(In SpongeBob's bedroom, he's laying in bed with his parents overlooking him.) | (In SpongeBob's bedroom, he's laying in bed with his parents overlooking him.) | ||
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'''Mr. SquarePants:''' You took quite a buster there, Son. | '''Mr. SquarePants:''' You took quite a buster there, Son. | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' What I learned in Boating School today is!! | + | '''SpongeBob:''' What I learned in Boating School today is!!! |
'''Mr. SquarePants:''' We're gonna hafta hold off on the driving there for a while, son. | '''Mr. SquarePants:''' We're gonna hafta hold off on the driving there for a while, son. | ||
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'''Mrs. Puff:''' I hope I still remember how to do this. (she takes out a purple balloon and blows it up. She then forms it into a balloon animal and snickers to herself) Yeah...(she starts the boat and drives off. What she doesn't know is that she's sitting on an asleep SpongeBob). | '''Mrs. Puff:''' I hope I still remember how to do this. (she takes out a purple balloon and blows it up. She then forms it into a balloon animal and snickers to herself) Yeah...(she starts the boat and drives off. What she doesn't know is that she's sitting on an asleep SpongeBob). | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' (wakes up and sees the sky moving) Hey, I'm driving! (the two notice each other and scream. Mrs. Puff skids off the road for a bit, then returns to normal. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (wakes up and sees the sky moving) Hey, I'm driving! (the two notice each other and scream. Mrs. Puff skids off the road for a bit, then returns to normal. Sponge jumps up) Who are you and what are you doing with my boat? And why are you wearing that ski mask, because you're not skiing! (gasps) Oh my gosh, I know who you are! |
− | '''Mrs. Puff:''' (nervous) No you don't! You don't know who I am! | + | '''Mrs. Puff:''' (nervous) No you don't! You don't know who [[Mrs. Puff|I]] am! |
'''SpongeBob:''' Yes I do! I know that you're a boat-jacker! I never thought I'd have to use this pepper spray. (takes it out. He sprays, but it's pointed the wrong way and it gets in his eyes and he screams) Somebody help me! Somebody help me! (Mrs. Puff kicks Sponge out of the boat) | '''SpongeBob:''' Yes I do! I know that you're a boat-jacker! I never thought I'd have to use this pepper spray. (takes it out. He sprays, but it's pointed the wrong way and it gets in his eyes and he screams) Somebody help me! Somebody help me! (Mrs. Puff kicks Sponge out of the boat) | ||
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(SpongeBob supposedly running next to the boat, but he's actually riding his bike. Mrs. Puff speeds up faster and loses him) | (SpongeBob supposedly running next to the boat, but he's actually riding his bike. Mrs. Puff speeds up faster and loses him) | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' Give me back my boat! (Sponge finally catches up to Mrs. Puff and slaps his hand on the windshield. He grabs with both hands and jumps up. Mrs. Puff skids and swerves to get him off but he's not budging) You'd better stop this boat! (Mrs. Puff slams the brake and Sponge falls to the ground. He's still hanging on and running) I'm… not… letting… go! Nothing will stop me! Not even… (gasps. He sees a sign reading…) Giant clams?! (so, Sponge is dragged through a field of giant clams. He comes out with a bunch of pieces missing from him) I'm… not… letting… go… not even for… (gasps, when he sees another sign for…) Cheese graters?! (so he skids through the cheese graters. Now he's just three yellow sponge strands with arms) If you think I'll let go just for a little… (he then approaches the most dreaded sign of them all…) Educational television?! Oh no! (cut back to Mrs. Puff as she hears | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Give me back my boat! (Sponge finally catches up to Mrs. Puff and slaps his hand on the windshield. He grabs with both hands and jumps up. Mrs. Puff skids and swerves to get him off but he's not budging) You'd better stop this boat! (Mrs. Puff slams the brake and Sponge falls to the ground. He's still hanging on and running) I'm… not… letting… go! Nothing will stop me! Not even… (gasps. He sees a sign reading…) Giant clams?! (so, Sponge is dragged through a field of giant clams. He comes out with a bunch of pieces missing from him) I'm… not… letting… go… not even for… (gasps, when he sees another sign for…) Cheese graters?! (so he skids through the cheese graters. Now he's just three yellow sponge strands with arms) If you think I'll let go just for a little… (he then approaches the most dreaded sign of them all…) Educational television?! Oh no! (cut back to Mrs. Puff as she hears Sponge's screams) |
− | '''Mrs. Puff:''' Looks like that got rid of him. Now for some tunes. (she turns on the radio, which bears a striking resemblance to | + | '''Mrs. Puff:''' Looks like that got rid of him. Now for some tunes. (she turns on the radio, which bears a striking resemblance to Sponge. It is SpongeBob, in the shape of a radio: his eyes are knobs, mouth the speaker, and so on) |
'''SpongeBob:''' And now back to KRUD with all of your personal "you won't get away with stealing my car!" hits. | '''SpongeBob:''' And now back to KRUD with all of your personal "you won't get away with stealing my car!" hits. | ||
− | (Mrs. Puff screams as | + | (Mrs. Puff screams as Sponge squeezes out of the box and jumps on Mrs. Puff. They get into a giant brawl and the car goes out of control. Two cops look on) |
− | '''Cop 1:''' Hey, look. (the car then flies off a cliff and straight for the squad car. The two policemen scream. While plummeting, | + | '''Cop 1:''' Hey, look. (the car then flies off a cliff and straight for the squad car. The two policemen scream. While plummeting, Sponge and Mrs. Puff are still brawling) |
− | '''SpongeBob:''' I'd never let you have this boat! Not even if you were… (he rips off the ski mask, revealing who the culprit is) … Mrs. Puff? (SpongeBob babbles his lips in disbelief as the car crashes into the police car. Seconds later, the siren goes off | + | '''SpongeBob:''' I'd never let you have this boat! Not even if you were… (he rips off the ski mask, revealing who the culprit is) … Mrs. Puff? (SpongeBob babbles his lips in disbelief as the car crashes into the police car. Seconds later, the siren goes off. Later, SpongeBob is calling Mrs. Puff on the phone. Every time a person talks, it cuts to them) So, how's it going, Mrs. Puff? |
'''Mrs. Puff:''' Uh, SpongeBob? I'd like to… apologize. I never should have passed you. You really weren't ready. | '''Mrs. Puff:''' Uh, SpongeBob? I'd like to… apologize. I never should have passed you. You really weren't ready. | ||
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'''Mrs. Puff:''' What's that? (pan out from the jail exterior) | '''Mrs. Puff:''' What's that? (pan out from the jail exterior) | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' (from inside) Free driving lessons! ( | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (from inside) Free driving lessons! (laughs) |
{{Transcripts/Season 2}} | {{Transcripts/Season 2}} | ||
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