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'''Fish''': I've gotta go. (flashback to Monday morning where SpongeBob is sleeping until his alarm goes off)<br> | '''Fish''': I've gotta go. (flashback to Monday morning where SpongeBob is sleeping until his alarm goes off)<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': (jumps up and throws his blanket in the air) Good morning, world, and all who inhabit it. (his blanket lands on his head and he struggles to get it off) Awk! Gary, help! I can't see. Gary! (SpongeBob puts his foot on the floor to feel around for Gary) Gary, are you there? (falls on his face. His alarm falls on his head) Ow! (stands up) Gary? Gary, buddy? I need you to be my eyes, okay? Am I near the bathroom? (shrieks as he falls down the staircase. When he falls into the living room, his alarm clock spits him out) Gary? Gary? (hits one of his windows) Gar? (slides off the window)<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': (jumps up and throws his blanket in the air) Good morning, world, and all who inhabit it. (his blanket lands on his head and he struggles to get it off) Awk! Gary, help! I can't see. Gary! (SpongeBob puts his foot on the floor to feel around for Gary) Gary, are you there? (falls on his face. His alarm falls on his head) Ow! (stands up) Gary? Gary, buddy? I need you to be my eyes, okay? Am I near the bathroom? (shrieks as he falls down the staircase. |
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| + | '''SpongeBob: Yow! Ding dang dad go bye bye. | ||
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| + | When he falls into the living room, his alarm clock spits him out) Gary? Gary? (hits one of his windows) Gar? (slides off the window)<br> | ||
'''Gary''': Meow.<br> | '''Gary''': Meow.<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Gary | + | '''SpongeBob''': Gary! Now that my horrific incident of terror is over, how about some breakfast? (grabs a can of snail food then sings and dances) The most important meal of the day, serving it up Gary's way-- pop! (pours the can into Gary's bowl) Enjoy, buddy. Hmm, you know, I've been feeding this to Gary for years, and I don't even know what it tastes like. (sticks out his tongue and tastes the snail food but finds it disgusting, sound echoes from his pineapple house) Bleah! (sound echoes through the streets) Bleah! (sound echoes to the Snail Po headquarters) Bleah!<br> |
'''Sadie''': What is it, Peterson?<br> | '''Sadie''': What is it, Peterson?<br> | ||
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'''Waitress''': Wait a minute. When exactly did you lose your identity?<br> | '''Waitress''': Wait a minute. When exactly did you lose your identity?<br> | ||
| − | '''Fish''': Yeah, and who's Patrick? | + | '''Fish''': Yeah, and who's Patrick? |
| − | '''Cook''': | + | '''Cook''': Why did you eat Snail-Po? |
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Ah, ah, ah, patience, good people. A great story can't be rushed. However, I will skip ahead to the Krusty Krab. (cut to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob opens the door with a food tray in hand) Order up! (walks to the customer) One Krabby Patty grilled with the fiery warmth of my beating heart. Enjoy.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Ah, ah, ah, patience, good people. A great story can't be rushed. However, I will skip ahead to the Krusty Krab. |
| + | (cut to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob opens the door with a food tray in hand) | ||
| + | Order up! (walks to the customer) One Krabby Patty grilled with the fiery warmth of my beating heart. Enjoy.<br> | ||
| − | '''Customer''': Thanks, uh... (looks closely at his shirt) Oh. | + | '''Customer''': Thanks, uh... (looks closely at his shirt) Oh. |
'''SpongeBob''': Is there a problem?<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Is there a problem?<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Okay, Patrick, you know the plan, right?<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Okay, Patrick, you know the plan, right?<br> | ||
| − | '''Patrick''': I got it, I got it. You're gonna retrace your steps and when you walk by me I say "hi", just like this morning. | + | '''Patrick''': I got it, I got it. |
| + | You're gonna retrace your steps and when you walk by me I say "hi", just like this morning. | ||
'''SpongeBob''': Perfect. Hmm, I guess I should start with when I woke up. (climbs in bed) I sure hope this works. (pretends to go to sleep then jumps up) Good morning, world, and all who inhabit it! (blanket falls on his head which causes him to fall and his alarm to fall on him again) So far, so good. (falls down the staircase and lands in his living room. The alarm clock shoots him out) I don't see my name tag up here. (smacks into his window then slides off of it to Gary) Now that my horrific moment of terror is over, how about some breakfast? (grabs a can of Snail-Po and sings) The most important meal of the day, serving it up Gary's way. (pours the food into Gary's bowl then tastes it) Bleah! Ok, next I just have to walk outside and say hi to Patrick. (walks by Patrick, outside, but he doesn't say anything) Patrick!<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Perfect. Hmm, I guess I should start with when I woke up. (climbs in bed) I sure hope this works. (pretends to go to sleep then jumps up) Good morning, world, and all who inhabit it! (blanket falls on his head which causes him to fall and his alarm to fall on him again) So far, so good. (falls down the staircase and lands in his living room. The alarm clock shoots him out) I don't see my name tag up here. (smacks into his window then slides off of it to Gary) Now that my horrific moment of terror is over, how about some breakfast? (grabs a can of Snail-Po and sings) The most important meal of the day, serving it up Gary's way. (pours the food into Gary's bowl then tastes it) Bleah! Ok, next I just have to walk outside and say hi to Patrick. (walks by Patrick, outside, but he doesn't say anything) Patrick!<br> | ||
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'''Patrick''': Well, what did you do after I said hi to you this morning?<br> | '''Patrick''': Well, what did you do after I said hi to you this morning?<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Hmm, let's see. (imagines what he did today in his thought bubble) I skipped merrily to the Krusty Krab, said hello to Old Man Jenkins, placed an apple on Mr. Krabs' desk... and that's about it. Oh, and these two guys threw me in the dumpster. (cut to SpongeBob being throwing into a dumpster by the Krusty Krab. He laughs) Good one, guys! (tries getting up but slips into the garbage again)<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Hmm, let's see. (imagines what he did today in his thought bubble) I skipped merrily to the Krusty Krab, said hello to Old Man Jenkins, placed an apple on Mr. Krabs' desk... and that's about it. Oh, and these two guys threw me in the dumpster. (cut to SpongeBob being throwing into a dumpster by the Krusty Krab. He laughs) Good one, guys! (tries getting up but slips into the garbage again)<br> (laughs) |
'''Patrick''': That's it! Your name tag is in the apple on Mr. Krabs' desk!<br> | '''Patrick''': That's it! Your name tag is in the apple on Mr. Krabs' desk!<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, yeah, yeah... the boy who cried name tag. If you're not going to help me, then just go crawl back under your rock.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Yeah, yeah, yeah... the boy who cried name tag. If you're not going to help me, then just go crawl back under your rock.<br> | ||
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| + | Patrick: (cries) But, I am a helper. | ||
'''Patrick''': (annoyed) Well, at least I don't wear my shirt backwards.<br> | '''Patrick''': (annoyed) Well, at least I don't wear my shirt backwards.<br> | ||
