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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
| − | (SpongeBob and Patrick are at the Jellyfish Convention, where everything is about jellyfish. SpongeBob is wearing a jellyfish hat, Patrick is wearing a net on his head) | + | (SpongeBob and Patrick are at the Jellyfish Convention, where everything is about jellyfish. SpongeBob is wearing a jellyfish hat, Patrick is wearing a net on his head)<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Wow! I can't believe it! We're actually here at the biannual Jellyfish Convention! | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Wow! I can't believe it! We're actually here at the biannual Jellyfish Convention!<br> |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Jellyfish are awesome! | + | '''Patrick:''' Jellyfish are awesome!<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Cool! State-of-the-art jellyfish nets! (Patrick touches one) | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Cool! State-of-the-art jellyfish nets! (Patrick touches one)<br> |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Touch. | + | '''Patrick:''' Touch.<br> |
| − | '''Guard:''' Don't touch. (they walk up to a giant harpoon with gobs of jelly on it) | + | '''Guard:''' Don't touch. (they walk up to a giant harpoon with gobs of jelly on it)<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Wow! The harpoon from ''Jellyfish: The Movie''! (Patrick touches it) | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Wow! The harpoon from ''Jellyfish: The Movie''! (Patrick touches it)<br> |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Touch. | + | '''Patrick:''' Touch.<br> |
| − | '''Guard:''' Don't touch. (they walk up to a crowd, watching a fish with a giant sore on his cheek pointing to a board with a mean jellyfish picture on it) | + | '''Guard:''' Don't touch. (they walk up to a crowd, watching a fish with a giant sore on his cheek pointing to a board with a mean jellyfish picture on it)<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Look! Dr. Manowar! They guy who got stung by Big Lenny and lived! | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Look! Dr. Manowar! They guy who got stung by Big Lenny and lived!<br> |
| − | '''Dr. Manowar:''' And now it only hurts when you touch it. (Patrick goes up and touches the bump on his head. Screams in pain) | + | '''Dr. Manowar:''' And now it only hurts when you touch it. (Patrick goes up and touches the bump on his head. Screams in pain)<br> |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Touch. | + | '''Patrick:''' Touch.<br> |
| − | '''Guard:''' Do I have to follow you all day? | + | '''Guard:''' Do I have to follow you all day?<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Patrick, look! Can it be? | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Patrick, look! Can it be?<br> |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Ice cream? | + | '''Patrick:''' Ice cream?<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' No, it's the Jellyspotters! (we see a crowd of people around a group of fish and a sea cucumber, obviously the | '''SpongeBob:''' No, it's the Jellyspotters! (we see a crowd of people around a group of fish and a sea cucumber, obviously the | ||
leader. He has glasses and a crown thing coming from his head) Bikini Bottom's premier jellyfish enthusiast club! Aah! And | leader. He has glasses and a crown thing coming from his head) Bikini Bottom's premier jellyfish enthusiast club! Aah! And | ||
| − | their leader! The coolest jellyfish enthusiast ever... (close up on the cucumber) Kevin the Sea Cucumber! | + | their leader! The coolest jellyfish enthusiast ever... (close up on the cucumber) Kevin the Sea Cucumber!<br> |
| − | '''Patrick:''' What's so great about a nerdy pickle? | + | '''Patrick:''' What's so great about a nerdy pickle?<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' If I could just touch the hem of his pocket protector, then maybe some of his greatness would rub off on me. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' If I could just touch the hem of his pocket protector, then maybe some of his greatness would rub off on me.<br> |
| − | '''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, as a friend, I must say that's really geeky. (a guy in a giant jellyfish costume walks by. Patrick gasps) Oh my gosh! | + | '''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, as a friend, I must say that's really geeky. (a guy in a giant jellyfish costume walks by. Patrick gasps) Oh my gosh! Jeffrey Jellyfish! Wait, Jeffrey! I have to touch you! (runs after him, followed by the guard. Cut back to the Jellyspotters)<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Bamboo? I only use composite materials in my net handle. (the crowd furiously writes notes) | + | '''Kevin:''' Bamboo? I only use composite materials in my net handle. (the crowd furiously writes notes)<br> |
| − | '''Crowd:''' (all muttering as they write) Composite materials? | + | '''Crowd:''' (all muttering as they write) Composite materials?<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Next question. (the crowd furiously writes notes again) | + | '''Kevin:''' Next question. (the crowd furiously writes notes again)<br> |
| − | '''Crowd:''' (all muttering again) Next question? | + | '''Crowd:''' (all muttering again) Next question?<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (pops out in front of the crowd, his pupils are huge and he speaks as if in a trance) Hi Kevin. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (pops out in front of the crowd, his pupils are huge and he speaks as if in a trance) Hi Kevin.<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Hi. What is your question? | + | '''Kevin:''' Hi. What is your question?<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Hi Kevin. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Hi Kevin.<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Whatever. Next question, please. (points to the other side of the crowd | + | '''Kevin:''' Whatever. Next question, please. (he points to the other side of the crowd, SpongeBob pops up there too)<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Hi Kevin. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Hi Kevin.<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Hello loser. All right, you, waaaay in the back. | + | '''Kevin:''' Hello loser. All right, you, waaaay in the back. <br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (pops up in the back) Hi Kevin. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (pops up in the back) Hi Kevin.<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Does anyone here have an actual? (we hear | + | '''Kevin:''' Does anyone here have an actual? (we hear Sponge heavily breathing from the left. Kevin and the rest turn to see him)<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Hi Kevin. I'm your biggest fan. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Hi Kevin. I'm your biggest fan.<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' You're too kind. Security! | + | '''Kevin:''' You're too kind. (yells) Security!<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' No, wait! I would do anything for you! | + | '''SpongeBob:''' No, wait! I would do anything for you!<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Why don't you go jump off a building? (we hear SpongeBob's screams and see him fall from the view through the window. Then SpongeBob appears back in the building) | + | '''Kevin:''' Why don't you go jump off a building? (we hear SpongeBob's screams and see him fall from the view through the window. Then SpongeBob appears back in the building)<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Anything? | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Anything?<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Punch yourself in the face. (SpongeBob does so with a boxing glove. His face is pushed in a bit) Doesn't that hurt you? | + | '''Kevin:''' Punch yourself in the face. (SpongeBob does so with a boxing glove. His face is pushed in a bit) Doesn't that hurt you? <br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (holds up a metal glove with spiked knuckles) Do you want it to hurt me, Kevin? (the Jellyspotters all laugh) | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (holds up a metal glove with spiked knuckles) Do you? want it to hurt me, Kevin? (the Jellyspotters all laugh)<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' That was the best! This guy's great! We have got to bring this guy jellyfishing with us! | + | '''Kevin:''' That was the best! This guy's great! We have got to bring this guy jellyfishing with us!<br> |
| − | '''Fish:''' No, Kevin, no. He's a geek. | + | '''Fish:''' No, Kevin, no. He's a geek.<br> |
'''Kevin:''' (whispering) Look, I won't let the guy join the club. I just want to see how many times he can get stung before he | '''Kevin:''' (whispering) Look, I won't let the guy join the club. I just want to see how many times he can get stung before he | ||
| − | goes running home like a baby. | + | goes running home like a baby.<br> |
| − | '''Fish:''' Meep-meep, Kevin's a genius. (the other fish join in repeatedly saying so) | + | '''Fish:''' Meep-meep, Kevin's a genius. (the other fish join in repeatedly saying so)<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Hey kid, how would you like to try out for the Jellyspotters? | + | '''Kevin:''' Hey kid, how would you like to try out for the Jellyspotters? <br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (on a hospital bed. The doctor fish zaps him with the defibrillator and SpongeBob jumps up) I'd love it! (bubble-wipe to Kevin and the fish supposedly walking through Jellyfish Fields (we can't see their legs) | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (on a hospital bed. The doctor fish zaps him with the defibrillator and SpongeBob jumps up) I'd love it! (bubble-wipe to Kevin and the fish supposedly walking through Jellyfish Fields (we can't see their legs)<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Ah | + | '''Kevin:''' Ah? nothing like driving through Jellyfish Fields with the top down, eh, Jellyspotters? (the fish meep in agreement. Pan down to see that SpongeBob is carrying them. He stops) |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Okay, here we are, Jellyfish Fields. (collapses. The Jellyspotters get off) | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Okay, here we are, Jellyfish Fields. (he collapses. The Jellyspotters get off)<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' I hope you didn't forget our nets. | + | '''Kevin:''' I hope you didn't forget our nets.<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I didn't forget them, Kevin. They're in the trunk. (turns around, and the back of his pants opens like a trunk. The group takes the nets and jars out, revealing | + | '''SpongeBob:''' I didn't forget them, Kevin. They're in the trunk. (Sponge turns around, and the back of his pants opens like a |
| + | trunk. The group takes the nets and jars out, revealing Sponge's behind. Sponge now has all the nets and jars in his arms) I | ||
| + | can't believe I'm actually out here with the Jellyspotters! I mean all my life I wanted to be a Jellyspotter? (Sponge starts | ||
| + | to vibrate and jump around) and now I'm out here with you guys with the nets and the jars and the jellyfish and I'm with | ||
| + | Kevin and Kevin's with me and we're all with each other and we're all jellyfishing and it's fun and?<br> | ||
| − | '''Kevin:''' Hold it! ( | + | '''Kevin:''' Hold it! (Sponge freezes, literally) Before you become a Jellyspotter, you have to pass a rigorous test. (the fish |
| + | repeat "meep, rigorous test") Quiet, shh! Your first test: catch a jellyfish. (a jellyfish flies into Sponge's net)<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Hey, I caught one! Am I a Jellyspotter now? | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Hey, I caught one! Am I a Jellyspotter now?<br> |
| − | '''Fish:''' One jellyfish, meep, in the net, meep-meep | + | '''Fish:''' One jellyfish, meep, in the net, meep-meep?etc?<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Uh, that doesn't count. (slaps the net and the jellyfish stings him | + | '''Kevin:''' Uh, that doesn't count. (he slaps the net and the jellyfish stings him, it flies away. Kevin grows a giant red sore |
| − | where he got stung) | + | where he got stung)<br> |
| − | '''Fish:''' (in ominous voice) Wha-wha-wha! | + | '''Fish:''' (off-screen in ominous voice) Wha-wha-wha!<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' I meant two jellyfish! (two jellyfish fly in | + | '''Kevin:''' I meant two jellyfish! (two jellyfish fly in Sponge's net)<br> |
| − | '''Fish:''' Two jellyfish, meep, in the net, meep | + | '''Fish:''' Two jellyfish, meep, in the net, meep?etc?<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' That's not what I meant. I meant 20 jellyfish! (a whole load of jellyfish fly into | + | '''Kevin:''' That's not what I meant. I meant 20 jellyfish! (a whole load of jellyfish fly into Sponge's net)<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (counting) Let's see, one, two, three? (Kevin kicks the net, causing all the jellyfish to sting him. He now has a bunch of sores) | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (counting) Let's see, one, two, three? (Kevin kicks the net, causing all the jellyfish to sting him. He now has a |
| + | bunch of sores)<br> | ||
| − | '''Fish:''' (in ominous voice) Wha-wha-wha! ( | + | '''Fish:''' (off-screen in ominous voice) Wha-wha-wha! (cut to the fields, where Kevin has a jar of jelly)<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Jellyspotters allow jellyfish to eat jelly off their face. (smears some jelly on | + | '''Kevin:''' Jellyspotters allow jellyfish to eat jelly off their face. (Kevin smears some jelly on Sponge)<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Who wants to lick my cheeks? (some jellyfish swim by) I see I have some takers | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Who wants to lick my cheeks? (some jellyfish swim by) I see I have some takers?<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' How does it feel? ( | + | '''Kevin:''' How does it feel? (Sponge now has jellyfish on his face, put together in the form of a mustache and beard. He laughs)<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' It tickles my nose! | + | '''SpongeBob:''' It tickles my nose!<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Not for long. (he and the Jellyspotters snicker. | + | '''Kevin:''' Not for long. (he and the Jellyspotters snicker. Sponge sneezes and all of the jellyfish fly onto Kevin's eyes. They |
| + | sting them and now he has big red swollen eyes)<br> | ||
| − | '''Fish:''' (in ominous voice) Wha-wha-wha! | + | '''Fish:''' (off-screen in ominous voice) Wha-wha-wha!<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' (turns to the fish making that taunting noise) Will you cut that out? | + | '''Kevin:''' (turns to the fish making that taunting noise) Will you cut that out?<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Am I in the Jellyspotters now? | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Am I in the Jellyspotters now?<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' No! I have many more tests for you to take! ( | + | '''Kevin:''' No! I have many more tests for you to take! (cut to Sponge walking upside-down, with a net and a jellyfish)<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Am I in the Jellyspotters now? (the jellyfish stings Kevin's nose, making it big and swollen) | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Am I in the Jellyspotters now? (the jellyfish stings Kevin's nose, making it big and swollen)<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' No. ( | + | '''Kevin:''' No. (cut to Sponge having caught a jellyfish blindfolded)<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Am I in the Jellyspotters now? (the jellyfish stings Kevin's crown and it becomes swollen) | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Am I in the Jellyspotters now? (the jellyfish stings Kevin's crown and it becomes swollen)<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' No. (cut to just | + | '''Kevin:''' No. (cut to just Sponge)<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Now? (we hear zapping sounds. Now Kevin's ears are big and swollen) | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Now? (we hear zapping sounds. Now Kevin's ears are big and swollen)<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' No. (cut to just | + | '''Kevin:''' No. (cut to just Sponge again)<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' Now? (more zapping noises. Kevin's lips are now huge and swollen)<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Now? (more zapping noises. Kevin's lips are now huge and swollen)<br> | ||
| − | '''Kevin:''' No. (cut to | + | '''Kevin:''' No. (cut to Sponge once more)<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Now? ( | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Now? (ZAP. Kevin's behind is now huge and swollen)<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' NO! | + | '''Kevin:''' (yelling) NO!<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Now? ( | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Now? (ZAP) Now? (ZAP) Now? (now, Kevin is just a big swollen sea cucumber thing)<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' All right, | + | '''Kevin:''' All right, Squarepants, it is your turn to get zapped! I mean, are you ready for your final test?<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready! | + | '''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready!<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' You'd better be, because we're going to catch a queen jellyfish. | + | '''Kevin:''' You'd better be, because we're going to catch a queen jellyfish.<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' A queen? Ooh, can I help? | + | '''SpongeBob:''' A queen? Ooh, can I help?<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Oh, don't worry. We can't do it without you! ( | + | '''Kevin:''' Oh, don't worry. We can't do it without you! (cut to Sponge being tied by arms and legs, hanging from two sticks)<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' This is fantastic! I've never been bait before! I don't think I've ever seen a queen jellyfish either. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' This is fantastic! I've never been bait before! I don't think I've ever seen a queen jellyfish either.<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Well, then you've probably never used a queen jellyfish call. Why don't you try it out? (hands him a blower thing. | + | '''Kevin:''' Well, then you've probably never used a queen jellyfish call. Why don't you try it out? (he hands him a blower thing. |
| + | Sponge blows and it makes a weird groaning sound that sort of sounds like, "Loser.")<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Hey, I've heard this call before. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Hey, I've heard this call before.<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' I'll bet you have. (the Jellyspotters walk off) | + | '''Kevin:''' I'll bet you have. (the Jellyspotters walk off)<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Hey, where are you going? | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Hey, where are you going?<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Oh, don't worry, we'll be right behind this bush. (they kneel down behind it. | + | '''Kevin:''' Oh, don't worry, we'll be right behind this bush. (they kneel down behind it. Kevin gets zapped again. He stands up covered in sores, a jellyfish flies off) Who's got my sting ointment? (he kneels down again)<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' This is great! When I pass this test, I'll be an official jellyfish spotter! (continues to blow that horn | + | '''SpongeBob:''' This is great! When I pass this test, I'll be an official jellyfish spotter! (he continues to blow that horn |
| − | thing, which keeps saying "Loser." Soon, it becomes dark and he's tired of blowing) Hey Kevin, I don't think it's working. | + | thing, which keeps saying, "Loser." Soon, it becomes dark and he's tired of blowing) Hey Kevin, I don't think it's working. |
| − | Nothing? (a giant shadow looms over | + | Nothing? (a giant shadow looms over Sponge. He looks up, to find a giant jellyfish with a tiara. It's The Mechanic |
| − | [[Jellyfish Queen]]) Hey, hey Kevin! She's here! Look, she's here! She's here, Kevin! She's here? (the bush blows away, revealing nothing except Kevin's ointment. | + | [[Jellyfish Queen]]!) Hey, hey Kevin! She's here! Look, she's here! She's here, Kevin! She's here? (the bush blows away, |
| + | revealing nothing? except Kevin's ointment. Sponge screams and the jellyfish zaps the poles off. Sponge runs up and down | ||
| + | hills, dodging the jellyfish's stingers. He comes upon a cliff and can't go any further. He begs on his hands and knees) | ||
| + | Please don't be angry, your highness! I would have let you go! (he cries. Just then, a screen on the jellyfish opens, | ||
| + | revealing Kevin and the Jellyspotters. They laugh. Sponge gasps) Kevin!<br> | ||
| − | '''Kevin:''' That's right! You should have seen the look on your face when we zapped you! | + | '''Kevin:''' That's right! You should have seen the look on your face when we zapped you!<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' But | + | '''SpongeBob:''' But? what about my final test? (they all laugh)<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Did you think we'd actually let you into the Jellyspotters? | + | '''Kevin:''' Did you think we'd actually let you into the Jellyspotters?<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' But Kevin, I was your biggest fan! | + | '''SpongeBob:''' But Kevin, I was your biggest fan!<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' So were they. (points to the bottom of the cliff, where a bunch of people are by a fire. One looks up) | + | '''Kevin:''' So were they. (he points to the bottom of the cliff, where a bunch of people are by a fire. One looks up)<br> |
| − | '''Guy:''' Look everybody, Kevin's back! (they all yell up at him in praise) | + | '''Guy:''' Look everybody, Kevin's back! (they all yell up at him in praise)<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' You looked so dumb with your dorky jellyfish call! (imitating) Loser, loser, loser loser loser! | + | '''Kevin:''' You looked so dumb with your dorky jellyfish call! (imitating) Loser, loser, loser loser loser!<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I am not a loser! | + | '''SpongeBob:''' I am not a loser!<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Loooooser! (as Kevin continues, a giant, even bigger than the queen, jellyfish comes from the cliff. It is wearing a robe and a crown. The Jellyspotters finally notice) Nideria Rex! | + | '''Kevin:''' Loooooser! (as Kevin continues, a giant, even bigger than the queen, jellyfish comes from the cliff. It is wearing a |
| + | robe and a crown. The Jellyspotters finally notice) Nideria Rex!<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' King Jellyfish! (the king sees the queen and is instantly smitten. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' King Jellyfish! (the king sees the queen and is instantly smitten. It grows lips and puckers up)<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Kissyface! (the queen | + | '''Kevin:''' Kissyface! (the queen and Sponge run off. The king gives chase. The queen eventually crashes into a billboard for |
| + | Kevin's Ointment and breaks apart. The king sees Kevin, the Jellyspotters, and Sponge)<br> | ||
| − | '''King Jellyfish:''' (angrily) Keeeee-viiiiin! (zaps the ground and they all run off. They find refuge in a cave. | + | '''King Jellyfish:''' (angrily) Keeeee-viiiiin! (it zaps the ground and they all run off. They find refuge in a cave. The king |
| + | jellyfish comes back with a helmet and football uniform and attempts to bash in the cave. Inside, the Jellyspotters and | ||
| + | Sponge are pretty scared. The bashing stops)<br> | ||
'''Kevin:''' I think he's gone. One of you go out and check. (the Jellyspotters push one fish out of the cave to see. The fish | '''Kevin:''' I think he's gone. One of you go out and check. (the Jellyspotters push one fish out of the cave to see. The fish | ||
| − | looks around and "meep-meep"s happily, giving the all-clear. | + | looks around and "meep-meep"s happily, giving the all-clear. But he's zapped and "meep-meep"s not to come out. All the fish |
| + | go around Kevin asking what to do) Don't look at me! I was only in this for the fashion! (close up on Kevin's pants, with | ||
| + | patches, stickers and a toy jellyfish coming out of his pocket) It's hopeless! We're trapped! We're trapped! (he sits down | ||
| + | and curls to a ball) Help me mommy, help me! I want my blankie! I want my blankie!<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (to fishes) Now what do we do? (the fish get down and imitate Kevin. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (to fishes) Now what do we do? (the fish get down and imitate Kevin. Sponge decides enough is enough and goes out |
| + | to face the king. The king growls and buzzes. Sponge takes out some bubbles.) | ||
| − | '''King Jellyfish:''' What the | + | '''King Jellyfish:''' What the? (SpongeBob blows out one in the shape of a giant cherry |
| + | pie.) Mmmmmm. Yummy! (The king, satisfied, leaves to eat his snack. The fishes come out and gather around Sponge. Kevin follows)<br> | ||
| − | '''Kevin:''' I can't believe it! How did you know? | + | '''Kevin:''' I can't believe it! How did you know?<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Everybody loves pie! | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Everybody loves pie!<br> |
| − | '''Fish:''' (ominous voice) Wha-wha-wha! | + | '''Fish:''' (ominous voice) Wha-wha-wha!<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' Well, SquarePants, that was impressive, but you're still not in the club because you didn't catch a queen jellyfish. (the other Jellyspotters narrow their eyes and run over to Kevin, off-screen) Wait, what are you doing? ( | + | '''Kevin:''' Well, SquarePants, that was impressive, but you're still not in the club because you didn't catch a queen jellyfish. |
| + | (the other Jellyspotters narrow their eyes and run over to Kevin, off-screen) Wait, what are you doing? (rip) AAAH! (the fish | ||
| + | run back with Kevin's crown and place it on SpongeBob. He laughed)<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Wow, I didn't know this was a hat! (Kevin stands in agony, both for emotional and physical reasons) | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Wow, I didn't know this was a hat! (Kevin stands in agony, both for emotional and physical reasons)<br> |
| − | '''Kevin:''' (teary-eyed) It wasn't... ( | + | '''Kevin:''' (teary-eyed) It... wasn't... (cut to back at the convention. Sponge talks to Patrick)<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Patrick! | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Patrick!<br> |
| − | '''Patrick | + | '''Patrick''': Hi, SpongeBob! Did you get into that club?<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, but I turned them down. It's not about Kevin, it's about jellyfish! | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, but I turned them down. It's not about Kevin, it's about jellyfish!<br> |
| − | '''Patrick | + | '''Patrick''': Well, SpongeBob, I'm glad you learned your lesson. (pan out to see that Pat has Jeffrey Jellyfish tied up in a wagon he's towing) Hero worship is unhealthy. (the two walk off) C'mon, Jeffrey. |
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