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'''Patrick''': (stops cleaning. His face turns mad) You know something, SpongeBob? It's just all fun and games for you. Nothing really matters. (imitates SpongeBob) Well, let's go jellyfishing! We don't have any work to do! Life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews! And nobody has anything to dust, or to clean, or to wipe... OR FABRICATE!<br> | '''Patrick''': (stops cleaning. His face turns mad) You know something, SpongeBob? It's just all fun and games for you. Nothing really matters. (imitates SpongeBob) Well, let's go jellyfishing! We don't have any work to do! Life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews! And nobody has anything to dust, or to clean, or to wipe... OR FABRICATE!<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' But, Patrick, the only thing I've ever seen you clean is your plate | + | '''SpongeBob:''' But, Patrick, the only thing I've ever seen you clean is your plate.<br> |
'''Patrick''': (starts crying) I don't know what to do, SpongeBob! You've got to help me!<br> | '''Patrick''': (starts crying) I don't know what to do, SpongeBob! You've got to help me!<br> | ||
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'''Patrick''': Yeah, and it would take more than some masking tape to fix that guy. (SpongeBob balances on his nose while making a fire truck sound. Makes other various sounds)<br> | '''Patrick''': Yeah, and it would take more than some masking tape to fix that guy. (SpongeBob balances on his nose while making a fire truck sound. Makes other various sounds)<br> | ||
− | '''Marty:''' Whoa! Is he gonna be okay?<br> | + | '''Marty:''' Whoa! Is he gonna to be okay?<br> |
'''Patrick''': Oh, that's nothing. (dolphin chirping) You should see him in the morning, prancing around yelling "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!" (rooster crows) He drives all the neighbors crazy! (horn) Why, just the other day, our neighbor Squidward was...(SpongeBob crashes into the walls while an elephant trumpets in the background) There's really no help for him. I mean, look at the way he's dressed. Only somebody with holes drilled in their head would wear that stuff! And how about his shape? I mean, I've heard of barrel-chested, but never box-chested! (Janet, Marty and Patrick laugh) Hey, SpongeBob, do you have any mascara I could borrow? (makes his eyebrows sound like elastic rubber bands)<br> | '''Patrick''': Oh, that's nothing. (dolphin chirping) You should see him in the morning, prancing around yelling "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!" (rooster crows) He drives all the neighbors crazy! (horn) Why, just the other day, our neighbor Squidward was...(SpongeBob crashes into the walls while an elephant trumpets in the background) There's really no help for him. I mean, look at the way he's dressed. Only somebody with holes drilled in their head would wear that stuff! And how about his shape? I mean, I've heard of barrel-chested, but never box-chested! (Janet, Marty and Patrick laugh) Hey, SpongeBob, do you have any mascara I could borrow? (makes his eyebrows sound like elastic rubber bands)<br> | ||
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'''Patrick''': Oh, SpongeBob, if only you could see how stupid you sound right now when you talk of imaginary plans. Tell you what. You've caught me in a good mood. I'll humor you. Go on, go out there and act "smart" for everyone.<br> | '''Patrick''': Oh, SpongeBob, if only you could see how stupid you sound right now when you talk of imaginary plans. Tell you what. You've caught me in a good mood. I'll humor you. Go on, go out there and act "smart" for everyone.<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Okay, I will! (takes off his helmet and hands it to Patrick)<br> |
'''Patrick''': (puts the helmet on his head) And don't worry, I'll keep this warm for you!<br> | '''Patrick''': (puts the helmet on his head) And don't worry, I'll keep this warm for you!<br> |