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(Cut to Mr. Krabs inside his restaurant)
 
(Cut to Mr. Krabs inside his restaurant)
  
Mr. Krabs: (A penny catches his eye) Ooh, a penny. (He sees a trail of pennies) A trail of pennies! (They lead him into a phone booth outside.)
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Mr. Krabs: (A penny catches his eye) Ooh...a penny. (He sees a trail of pennies) A trail of pennies! (They lead him into a phone booth outside.)
 
Plankton: (We see some green gas appear around Mr. Krabs) I've done it! Nothing can stop me now! My goo goo gas will transform Krabs into a tiny helpless infant! (He opens the phone booth, revealing Mr. Krabs as a baby. The key is right beside him) The key to the Krusty Krab. This was easier than I hoped. (Looks at Mr. Krabs) He's a little bigger than I imagined. (Mr. Krabs starts biting him) Whoa! No, no! Ah, ah, ahh! Oof! Whoa! (releases him, but he can't reach for the doors)
 
Plankton: (We see some green gas appear around Mr. Krabs) I've done it! Nothing can stop me now! My goo goo gas will transform Krabs into a tiny helpless infant! (He opens the phone booth, revealing Mr. Krabs as a baby. The key is right beside him) The key to the Krusty Krab. This was easier than I hoped. (Looks at Mr. Krabs) He's a little bigger than I imagined. (Mr. Krabs starts biting him) Whoa! No, no! Ah, ah, ahh! Oof! Whoa! (releases him, but he can't reach for the doors)
  
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(cut to the police taking Plankton away in handcuffs, but they're too big to hold him)
 
(cut to the police taking Plankton away in handcuffs, but they're too big to hold him)
  
Plankton: Fools, you'll never hold me! These primitive shackles are no match for my genius. (jumps out of them) That was easy. I'm free! Free! (police chase him)
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Plankton: Fools! You'll never hold me! These primitive shackles are no match for my genius. (jumps out of them) That was easy. I'm free! Free! (police chase him)
  
 
SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward. Thank Neptune you're here. I found this baby all alone. But he wasn't really alone, he was with Plankton! And he's not a baby! It's Mr. Krabs! Plankton turned into an infant so he could steal the Krabby Patty formula! What do we do, Squidward?
 
SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward. Thank Neptune you're here. I found this baby all alone. But he wasn't really alone, he was with Plankton! And he's not a baby! It's Mr. Krabs! Plankton turned into an infant so he could steal the Krabby Patty formula! What do we do, Squidward?
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Karen: (sighs) That's just what I...
 
Karen: (sighs) That's just what I...
  
Plankton:(interuppts) Na, na, I don't want to hear anymore of your loony schemes Karen.(Plankton jumps off chair) I've got work to do! (cuts to Krusty Krab)
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Plankton:(interuppts) I don't want to hear anymore of your loony schemes Karen.(Plankton jumps off chair) I've got work to do! (cuts to Krusty Krab)
  
 
SpongeBob: Aw, what's wrong, Mr. Baby Krabs? Are you thirsty? (gives him some milk and he stops crying) That's it, drink up! (Krabs spits the bottle out of his mouth and he continues to cry) Okay, maybe you're hungry? How about a nice hot Krabby Patty? (flicks it away and continues to cry) Yikes, not even a Krabby Patty helps. How about a stack of twenties?
 
SpongeBob: Aw, what's wrong, Mr. Baby Krabs? Are you thirsty? (gives him some milk and he stops crying) That's it, drink up! (Krabs spits the bottle out of his mouth and he continues to cry) Okay, maybe you're hungry? How about a nice hot Krabby Patty? (flicks it away and continues to cry) Yikes, not even a Krabby Patty helps. How about a stack of twenties?
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SpongeBob: Plankton!
 
SpongeBob: Plankton!
  
Plankton: That's right, SpongeBob, I'm back! And you won't stop me this time. (Sprays both, but Mr. Krabs turns into an adult, and SpongeBob turns into a baby) What? SpongeBob's a baby but Krabs is back to normal? (sprays again) It seems a second dose acts as an antidote! One squirt equals baby, two squirts equals adult! (sprays both of them once, and they come back to normal) Or is it three squirts for baby, and four squirts for adults. Barnacles, I've run out of gas!
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Plankton: That's right, SpongeBob, I'm back! And you won't stop me this time! (Sprays both, but Mr. Krabs turns into an adult, and SpongeBob turns into a baby) What? SpongeBob's a baby but Krabs is back to normal? (sprays again) It seems a second dose acts as an antidote! One squirt equals baby, two squirts equals adult! (sprays both of them once, and they come back to normal) Or is it three squirts for baby, and four squirts for adults? Barnacles, I've run out of gas!
  
 
Mr. Krabs: Ahem!
 
Mr. Krabs: Ahem!
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Mr. Krabs: Eh? What was that, sonny?
 
Mr. Krabs: Eh? What was that, sonny?
  
Plankton: Out of my way, Methusela! You're old and useless. (SpongeBob comes out of nowhere)
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Plankton: Out of my way, Methusala! You're old and useless. (SpongeBob comes out of nowhere)
  
 
SpongeBob: Hold it right there! Old people are out greatest natural resource! I salute you, elder citizenry!
 
SpongeBob: Hold it right there! Old people are out greatest natural resource! I salute you, elder citizenry!
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SpongeBob: Come back here, you little whippersnapper!
 
SpongeBob: Come back here, you little whippersnapper!
  
Mr. Krabs: You kids get off my lawn! Whew! Ooh, boy. I'll catch up with you, boy!
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Mr. Krabs: You kids get off my lawn! Ooh, boy! I'll catch up with you, boy!
  
SpongeBob: I'm catching up with my knitting.
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SpongeBob: I'm catching up with my knitting!
  
Mr. Krabs: (hatches an idea) That's it! Knit, little nitwit!
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Mr. Krabs: (hatches an idea) That's it! Knit, you little nitwit!
  
 
Plankton: That was almost too easy. (is caught in a net) No! I demand you geezers release me!
 
Plankton: That was almost too easy. (is caught in a net) No! I demand you geezers release me!
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Plankton: What?
 
Plankton: What?
  
Senior Citizens: That's for calling us old.  
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Senior Citizens: That's for calling us old. I want candy!
 
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Plankton: Hey, quit it!
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Citizen: I want candy!
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Plankton: No!
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(back at the Chum Bucket)
 
(back at the Chum Bucket)
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Shubie: Are you talking about my baby, creep? (Chases Plankton with her cart. She ends up running over him)
 
Shubie: Are you talking about my baby, creep? (Chases Plankton with her cart. She ends up running over him)
  
Plankton: Ow, ow, ow! (gasps) Baby powder? This could be just what I need! Hey, buddy, is this made of real or artificial baby? (The Pink Fish runs over Plankton again)Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Plankton: Ow, ow, ow. (gasps) Baby powder? This could be just what I need! Hey, buddy, is this made of real or artificial baby? (The Pink Fish runs over Plankton again)Ow, ow, ow, ow!
  
 
Plankton: (Cut to Plankton back in his lab. He is pouring gas into small bombs) That powdered baby did the trick. Now my baby gas can't possibly fail!
 
Plankton: (Cut to Plankton back in his lab. He is pouring gas into small bombs) That powdered baby did the trick. Now my baby gas can't possibly fail!
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(SpongeBob starts biting him. he releases him and he lands in Patrick's diaper. Mr. Krabs is then seen sucking the Krabby Patty secret formula)  
 
(SpongeBob starts biting him. he releases him and he lands in Patrick's diaper. Mr. Krabs is then seen sucking the Krabby Patty secret formula)  
  
Plankton: Huh? I don't believe it! The Krabby Patty Formula! He's teething on it! Give it here, you big stupid baby!  
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Plankton: Huh? I don't believe it! Krabby Patty Formula! He's teething on it! Give it here, you big stupid baby!  
  
 
(Mr. Krabs bashes Plankton with the bottle)  
 
(Mr. Krabs bashes Plankton with the bottle)  
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(Plankton shrinks as the bottle squashed him and now he's inside a gray ameoba field)  
 
(Plankton shrinks as the bottle squashed him and now he's inside a gray ameoba field)  
  
Baby Plankton: Ahem! (puts hands over privates) Mama's evil little genius needs a diaper!
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Baby Plankton: Ahem? (puts hands over privates) Mama's evil little genius needs a diaper!
  
 
{{Transcripts/Season 5}}
 
{{Transcripts/Season 5}}

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