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Episode Transcript: Bubblestand
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Episode Article: Bubblestand
Characters
Dialogue
SpongeBob!” Squidward yelled as he poked his head out of his window. “How can I watch my porno tapes with all that racket?”
“Sorry Squid, I’ll be quieter,” SpongeBob said.
“Finally, some peace and quiet, now I can fuck my clarinet!” Squidward said.
“Hey Squidward, come here!” SpongeBob yelled.
“What the hellin’ shit do you want?” Squidward hollered.
“Wanna blow my penis? Give me a blow job for only 25 cents!” SpongeBob asked.
“SpongeBob, you’re a retard! Who in their fucking mind would pay to fucking suck your dick?” Squidward hollered.
Suddenly, Patrick crawled out of his rock. “Did someone say the words ‘suck’ and ‘dick’ in the same sentence?” Patrick asked.
“Oh god damn it!” Squidward angrily said.
“Suck my dick, only 25 cents,” SpongeBob said.
“Wait, the only thing I have in my pants is my penis, I aint got no money,” Patrick depressingly said.
“Here you go,” SpongeBob said as he gave Patrick a quarter.
“Uh, SpongeBob, I don’t know how to suck on cock! I don’t even know how to eat pussy!” Patrick said.
“How about some lessons?” SpongeBob offered. “Only one quarter.”
“Can I borrow another quarter?” Patrick asked as SpongeBob gave him another quarter.
“Lessons on how to choke on a dick? How morbid, now this I gotta see!” Squidward said to his penis.
“Okay Patrick, it’s all in the sexy technique,” SpongeBob said. “First you spin around, get down on your knees, open your mouth.” SpongeBob then got out a Popsicle. “Now you suck on it like a popsicle,” SpongeBob demonstrated as he took the frozen dairy product and sucked on it as he moaned in pleasure and rubbed his nipples.
“Let me try,” Patrick said as SpongeBob pulled down his pants. But Patrick was actually blowing air into Sponge Bob’s cock!
“Ha! Ha! He! Ha! Ha!” Squidward laughed as he jumped out of his house and watched Patrick inflate SpongeBob’s penis. “You guys are
such retards!”
“You’re just jealous because you can’t suck dick!” SpongeBob challenged as Patrick passed out from blowing too hard.
“What! I’ll show you how to suck dick!” Squidward said as he threw a quarter at SpongeBob’s nuts. “Now keep my stupid quarter.”
“Oh! My balls! God, it hurts!” SpongeBob cried as he bent down on his knees and clutched his little testicles in his hands.
“Now, I’ll show you how it’s done; now pull your pants down, Patrick!” Squidward said.
“Fine, I’m warning you, my penis doesn’t like guys who don’t know how to take it in the mouth,” Patrick said as he took off his pants. Squidward was about to put his mouth on Patrick’s erect dick when suddenly Patrick’s dick made a farting sound as it fell down and became soft again.
“What, why’d you lose your boner?” Squidward asked.
“My prick doesn’t like you,” Patrick said.
“It will when I’m through with it!” Squidward said. “Now think of naked ladies so you’ll get a boner again.” Patrick did as he was told and his dick became erect again. “Now, take this!” Squidward said when Patrick’s dick became soft again.
“Try the sexy technique, Squid,” SpongeBob suggested.
“Technique?” Squidward asked as he folded his arms.
“Sexy Technique,” SpongeBob corrected.
“I don’t need your ludicrous technique! Now go fuck your mom’s or something you little shits! There are better things to do than suck each other’s dicks all day!” Squidward hollered. “If you’re getting your dick sucked by another male all day, then you’re gay!” Squidward roared. Suddenly, Squidward got so stressed out, a giant bubble of semen shot out of his dick.
“WOW! How did you do that?” SpongeBob yelped in ecstasy.
“Do what? What the fuck did I god damn shitting fucking fuck shit damn fuckity fucky fuckus do?” Squidward asked confusingly.
“That,” Patrick said as he pointed at the giant bubble of semen.
“I did that?” Squidward asked.
“Yeah! Go Squid! You fucking rock! You’re the master of the cock!” SpongeBob and Patrick yelled with glee.
“Yes, thank you, thank you everyone,” Squidward smugly said until he got caught in the semen bubble. The bubble started floating up as Squidward gagged and choked in his own semen. He couldn’t breathe and he was suffocating. Then Squidward’s head exploded due to suffocation and his brain and blood splattered all over the bubble. The bubble then slowly turned red.
“What happened?” Patrick asked as his head popped out of SpongeBob’s pants
“Shut up and keep sucking!” SpongeBob said yelled as he shoved Patrick back down his pants.
