Episode Transcript: Barnacle Face

• [The episode begins at Bikini Bottom High School. A teenage fish walking past gets a doughnut thrown on him. Two teenage fish nearby laugh, and one of them spits at the other out of a straw. Another teenage male fish with headphones attempts to say hi to two teenage female fish who pass him while chatting but they only remove his headphones and drops them on the floor and walk off. A teen bully fish does a wedgie to a teenage nerdy fish who screams but the nerdy fish twists his nipple really hard causing him to run off crying. While all this is happening, Pearl and her friend are sitting down on a bench talking]

Pearl: Boy, do I love high school. [small laugh.] You know what? Someday we're gonna remember all this, and we're gonna look back and say... Remember? Pearl's friend: [laughing] Speaking of remembering, you didn't forget the Bikini Bottom High School Dance is tomorrow night, did you?Pearl: [Joyfully] Of course I didn't forget. I'm so excited.

• Pearl's friend: [laughs] Me, too!
• [They both laugh until Pearl's friend stops in shock]
• Pearl's friend: [In horror] Barnacle.
• Pearl: What?!
• Pearl's friend: Pearl, I'm gonna say this as tactfully as possible. [pointing] There is a hideous barnacle growing out of the side of your face.
• Pearl: [Shocked] Where?!
• [Her friend moves her face so she can see it]
• Pearl's friend: There.
• [Pearl notices the barnacle growing and starts screaming so loudly that it causes an earthquake, which gets the attention of the entire school.]
• Pearl's friend: Pearl, it's not really bad as-
• [She screams again, causing another earthquake. Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is whistling while mopping the floors]
• Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob?
• SpongeBob: [stops mopping] Yes, Mr. Krabs?
• Mr. Krabs': Didn't you already mop this area?
• SpongeBob: [laughs] Affirmative, captain.
• Mr. Krabs: Well, then, why would you mop it again?
• SpongeBob: Why wouldn't I? [there is a pause]
• Mr. Krabs: Good point.