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Episode Transcript: Atlantis SquarePantis
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Episode Article: Atlantis SquarePantis
Characters
Dialogue
Spongebob and Patrick are blowing bubbles.
Patrick: A beutiful Specimen Spongebob
Spongebob: Hurry Patrick, Hurry
Patrick takes a photo of the bubble
Spongebob:Ready for the old scrapbook?
Patrick: More like the scrap-heap. They never come out right! Oh well, let's try again
Spongebob: Ok, ready Patrick, this ones gonna be my masterpeice
Patrick: I'm ready
Spongebob blows a bubble in his image.
Spongebob Bubble: Hi, Patrick!
(Misses a photo of the bubble)
Patrick: Oh I missed it again! Well, this darn camera isnt fast enough
Spongebob: Stop! Its not the poor cameras fualt you cant get a photo
Patricks: Its not?
Spongebob: No, its the very nature of the fragile bubble
Patrick: It IS? Spongebob: Yes it is my friend, allow me to demonstarte
Song
Spongebob:The sun, must set: at the end of every day. The curatain, must fall: at the end of every play. And every litttle bubble ever blown must some-day, POP! Patrick:Like presents, on christmas day: it doesent seem to stay Patrick:Or a cheese souffle, it doesent last all day Spongebob: I will try: again. To blow a bubble, that will last all day. Patrick: All day
[Spongebob begins to blow a giant bubble, it captures them both and floats away]
Patrick:Um, Spongebob
Spongebob: Not now Patrick, this bubbles gonna break all records
Patrick: I hope it doesent break until we get a little closer to the ground
Spongeob: What. [Gasps] What have I done! [The two start screaming as the bubble drifts into a cave and is popped by a jagged point on a half of a coin]
Patrick: What happened?
Spongebob: Thats what happened
Patrick: What is it? It looks really old.
Spongebob; Antis, what do think that means Patrick?
Patrick: Antis, Antis Squarepantis, it must belong to your ancient ancestors. [Picks up the half of the amulet] Spongebob Squarepantis, you must wear the ancient crest of your ancestors for it is your birth right! [shoves into Spongebobs face]
Spongebob: [Falling] My birth right! Ow ooh, Ow ooh ow!Lets take it to the bikini bottom museum, theyll know what it is!
[[Mr Krabs pretends to be administration]
Mr Krabs: Welcome to the museum! That'll be three dollars
Old Lady: But I thought it was free Tuesday
Mr Krabs: no no no, todays Monday, otherwise I wouldnt be wearing this 'I hate Mondays' shirt
Old Lady: Good point
[Old lady points him out to a police officer then mr krabs runs inside]
Squidward:Ah, Neptunes ascention. The only surviving artpeice from Atlantis
Spongebob and Patrick run in excitedly, knocking Squidward over.
Squidward: AAAAAHHHHH! Oh, would you to watch were your[Gasps] What is that. [Gasps] Were you going to steal it!
Spongebob: No Squidward, we'd never....[Cut off by Squidward
Squidward:This is a new loe, evern for 'YOU TWO' Lucky for you, I was here today, stealing artifacts could land you in the stony loneso,ahh! ahh! ahh! ome! You boobs found the missing half to the Atlantean amuelet!
Spongebob: Uh, whats an Atlantean omlette?
Squidward: AMUELET, NOT OMLETTE!!!! Its the key to untold riches!
[Mr Krabs shoves Spongebob and Patrcik over violently and faces Squidward] Mr Krabs: Did somebody say untold riches!?
Squidward: Yes Eugene. The streetes are lined with gold, and the street lamps are made with diamonds.
Mr Krabs: DIAMOND LIGHT BULBS!!! I wonder what they make the money out of.
Squidward: For reasons unknown, this great city dissappeared one day,but no ruins were ver found. All the inventions that you take for granted, were given to us by the Atlanteans.Their advances in art wealth and technology were eons ahead of their time!
Spongebob: Why is this bubble painted on the muirel?
Squidward:Thats just the oldest living bubble
Spongebob: The oldest living bubble, alive! Behold Patrick-the oldest living bubble!
Patrick: This is the most beautiful bubble I've ever seen!
Squidward: Thats just a painting you quarterwit! Ha, quarterwit, thats less than half. The real bubble lives in Atlantis, some darn old bubble hales in comparison to the art
Mr Krabs: Money
[Sandy very suddenly arrives out of nowhere] Sandy: And science, dont forget science. Whats all the hubba boys?
Squidward: These two chowderheads found the missing half to the amulet of atlantis
Sandy: THE AMULET OF ATLANTIS!!!! Legend says, that when the two halfs are joined, the path to Atlantis is opened! Go on Squidward!
Mr Krabs: Hurry up Squidward, that money aint gettin' any younger [Squidward connects the two halfs and a bright light activates]
Squidward: (Happily)
Sandy: (In Disbeleif)
Patrick: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Spongebob:Hoo hoo yeah, hoo hoo hoo!
[A van drops from the ceiling]
Squidward: The magical path to Atlantis is a Van
Mr Krabs: Nice Hotrod Flames!
Patrick: [Coin spins and attatches itself to the van] Whats it doing?
Sandy: Well, holly-wally ding-dang-doo. Would ya' look at that!
Squidward: Fabulous dea'core!
Mr Krabs: Quite a vessel, but whos manning it?
Robot: Greetings, I am the [Name not available] 3000.
Squidward: Ah, what I wouldn't give for a foot-rub.
Robot: Attention passengers, regretfully we are lacking the fuel needed for forward motion.
Unison: What!?
Mr Krabs: Is this some kind of joke! Wheres the gas tank!
Robot: We Atlanteans find the use of fossil fuels uneeded, and we have found an alternative source called-song.
Squidward: What
Robot: Song, the more you sing of you desires, the closer you will get to Atlantis. That is connectx-singing
Squidward: Does that make any sense?
Spongebob: No, but I'm game for singing any day! Sing, sing a song, a song of wanting to move along. To a land where all our dre-e. OUCH! Sorry. To a land where all our dreeeeeams, will finally come true. Above all I long for soon enough I will seeeeeeeeeeeeeee............
Mr Krabs: Galactic spending boy! Atlantis makes money! More than you can spend. With fives and tens and twenties make me want to be your friend.
Plankton: He, he he. Such a galieant desire-hehehe. The lost weapons of Atlantis-the most advanced of all kind. Soon as this filthy song is done I plan to make them miiiiine!
Sandy: Did you all hear something! I got [Lyrics not available]************************** having smarts is more important-than being pretty! With all terrific science, and my painfully enlarged mind!
Sandy #2: [Clone] I bet we can figure out how to make wonderous things, like melons with animal rinds!
Squidward: As a conesuer of ifne art-Im proud to say! I've always seen things in my own special way! ARTlantis and its glourious [Word not available]*******, I'll cop their style in a while- my art wil be profetic!
Patrick: I'm Patrick, Patrick, Patrick-Patrick-Patrick! And I like um, uuuuh, I dont really know what I like
Robot: Warning, you have run out of song fuel
Unison: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squidward: Hey look, its Atlantis
Spongebob: Pretty!
Unison: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Bus crashes]
Squidward: You dimwits havnt even been here two minutes and youve already ruined somebodys topeari garden!
Mr Krabs: Welcome to the museum! That'll be three dollars
