Episode Transcript: A SquarePants Family Vacation

• [A greedy crab in a light blue shirt and slackers with a black belt. walks outside of his house, opens his mailbox, and then sticks his claw into it.]
• Mr. Krabs: [With his eyes closed] Please be money, please be money. [Pulls out postcard from mailbox.] Oh! That's not money. It's from SpongeBob. [Puts on his glasses, and reads the postcard] "Dear Mr... Krabs, please come to my house tonight. I am having a free money party." Free money party!? This sounds too good to be true!
• [Cuts to scene to show an octopus in a brown shirt by his mailbox]
• Squidward Johannsson Quincy Tentacles: [Reads postcard] "Dear Squidward, come to my house tonight, I am having a... [surprised] ...latte sipping contest?" This sound too good to be true!
• [Cuts to inside of a squirrel's treedome]
• 'Sandra"Sandy"Jennifer Olivia Cheek's: [Reading postcard] "Please come by my house tonight. I'm having a science fair!" Oh, SpongeBob, this sounds too good to be true! [Her science experiment fizzes]
• [Cuts to a red lobster lifting weights]
• Larry the Lobster: [Reading postcard] "I am having a weight lifting competition!?" This sounds too good to be true!
• [Cuts to a female pufferfish in a sailor outfit consisting of a blue collared shirt,a yellow string tie,a red sriky.red heeled shoes.and a blue saior's cap at boating school]
• Mrs. Poppy Puff: [Gasps as she reads postcard] "A quiet evening studying the rules of the road!?" [Laughs] Oh! Ahem... That sounds too good to be true.
• [Cuts to the inside of the Chum Bucket]

*Sheldon James Plankton: [Reading postcard] "A meeting of the minds to discuss the ultimate downfall of the Krusty Krab!?" This sounds too good to be true!

• [Cuts to Mr. Krabs knocking on the door]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: [opens the door] Welcome, friends! Please come in!
• [Everyone walks inside]