I Wrote This (Song)

I Wrote This is a song that was created by Patrick in the episode: Sing a Song of Patrick.

Lyrics

Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star.

I made myself a sandwich.
My mommy named it Fred.
It tastes like beans and bacon,
And smells like it's been dead.
Writing stuff is hard
So I use a pointy pencil

Pointy, pointy, pointy.
Pointy, pointy, point.

P.U., what's that horrible smell?
Drum solo!
I have a head, It ends in a point.

Pointy, pointy, pointy.
Pointy, pointy, point.

This song is over except for this line.
You win this round, Broccoli!

Personality

The song is known for killing the band from Bigshot Records because after they sung it just once, they died. The song also destroyed Bikini Bottom because it was so horrible, and it even destroyed airplanes in the sky. This song made an angry mob that carried pitchforks, and torches.

Fans

Everyone in Bikini Bottom hated Patrick's song, but Old Man Jenkins actually liked the song, unaware of his surroundings.

Recording

It is shown on the episode "Sing a Song for Patrick", the band, in Bigshot Records, got it in the mail, even LOOKING so terrible, they tried to do it, once they finished, they had died, though, it MAY have not been finished, and at least Bikini Bottom maybe has not seen the worst, it can possibly only the beggining, and keep going on until....well, let's skip that. It was released on a single record, given to Patrick Starr, thinking he would have stardom. Patrick was a one hit won--well, not HIT, but you could say One song wonder, or should I say Two Song Wonder. Patrick's first song, I Wrote This, was terrible and caused the city in terrible condition and destruction. His second song, his last one is, Ugh!. It was not as bad, although it was never popular. And either was I Wrote This, it was too not popular. The song may have gotten 1 on the chart, because of Old Man Jenkins, who liked the song. Ugh was at a couple about, 12, higher then the other song.