Episode Transcript: Toy Store of Doom (Episode)

Spongebob: Ohh. Patrick? Patrick: Yeah? Spongebob: What do you wanna do today? Patrick: I don't know. Spongebob: I guess we could play something. Spongebob: A yo-yo? Patrick: No. Spongebob: Buried treasure board game? Patrick: Nah. Spongebob: Bikes? Patrick: Hmm...Nope. Patrick: Nope. Nope. Nope. No. Nah. Spongebob: This? Old man genkins: Hello. Patrick: Uh-uh. Spongebob: Hey, we could play with our mermaid man and barnacle boy action figures. Spongebob: Eww. Barnacle boy's all chewed up and slimy. (Patrick chewing on mermaid man) Patrick: Yeah, that'll happen. Spongebob: Ohh! There's just nothing to play with. Patrick: There's got to be something we could do. Squidward: La the dee la the dum la the do... Squidward: Hey! What are you doing here in my house? Spongebob: Hi, squidward! Can you think of anything fun we can do? Squidward: Get out! Patrick: Yeah, we thought of that. (Squidward kicks them out) Squidward: I'll leave this pile that belongs to you. Old man jenkins: Where are we going now, boys? Spongebob: Mmm. Patrick: Uhhhhhh. I'm so bored! Patrick: There's got to be something we could do! (An helicopter puts down a sign that says "it's coming!") Spongebob & patrick: It's coming? Spongebob & patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhh boy! Spongebob & patrick: It's coming, it's coming, it's coming! Patrick: Almost there! Patrick: Here it is! Spongebob: Welcome to the bikini bottom's newest...Toy store! (Spongebob gasps) Patrick: Ohhh. Spongebob & patrick: Yeah! Wooooooo! Spongebob: Well, we're here. Patrick: But, where's the toy store? Spongebob: Well, I guess it's not open. Patrick: Not open? (Patrick cries, then, spongebob cries) (A builder comes by and puts the toy barrel while they cry) Builder: What are you crying about? Patrick: We wanted to go to the toy store, but, it's not open yet! (Patrick cries some more) Builder: Well, it's open now. Look! Builder: See? Feel better, now? Patrick: Mmm-hmm. Builder: Now, quit you're crying and get in there! (Groans, then, throws patrick in the toy barrel) Spongebob: I got it. (Spongebob throws himself in the toy barrel) Spongebob: Ohhhhhhhh! Patrick, patrick, get up. Patrick: No thanks. I'm good down here. Spongebob: Look! Spongebob & patrick: Oooooooh. Ooooooh. Wow. Spongebob: (gasps) would you look at that! Patrick: (gasps) wow. Store owner: Can I help you? Spongebob: That's a yes. Hey, do you like to sing? Store owner: Oh no. (Spongebob clears his throat) (Spongebob puts spray in his mouth) (Spongebob plays a hermomica) Spongebob: La... Narrator: Several song filled hours later. Spongebob: Toy store has toys! La la la la la! Yeah. Spongebob: Hey, patrick. Patrick: Hey, spongebob. What's with the tutube? Spongebob: It's not a tutube, it's a mantube. Spongebob: You can tell because it has extra support. I got the last one. Patrick: Uh. Uhhhhhhhh! (The robot walks away) Man: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Spongebob: What a great day! I hope it would never end! Patrick: Never! Woman in speaker: Attention, shoppers, the store is now closed. Please exit immediately. Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaah! But, I don't wanna go! Son: Dad, I want it! No! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Spongebob: Aw, the store's closed. We'll have to leave now. Patrick: What part of never don't you understand? Spongebob: Pat, we have to leave. Patrick: I'm not moving. Spongebob: I guess they'll come and kick us out. Patrick: Not if we hide. Spongebob: Hide? Is that kind of sneaky? Patrick: Oh, it's sneaky all right. Really sneaky. Come on, have you ever wanted to have a toy store all to yourself? Spongebob: No. But, I do now. What do we do first? Patrick: We need to find a hiding spot where they will never find us. And I know just the place. Guard worm: Ruff! (sniffs) Grrrrrrr... Police man: Go on. Let's go. Police man: The store's empty. Well, go ahead and lock her up, frank. Storw owner: My name is steve. Police man: Whatever floats your boat, frank. Patrick: The coast is clear. Push, spongebob! Push! Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Push, man, push! Uhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh, ohh. Patrick: Okay, spongebob, give me your hand. That's my boy. Raise yourself. Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Spongebob: Thanks, pal. Well, we did it. Spongebob: Yay! Ha ha ha ha! Patrick: Yay! This is so awesome! Spongebob: Nothing can ruin it! Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Spongebob: Patrick, is that you? Patrick: What? Spongebob: I said is that you? Patrick: I can't hear you! It's too dark in here! Don't worry, I'll use my night-vision. Spongebob: You have night-vision? (Patrick shines the light) Patrick: Yeah. Spongebob: How long have you had that? Patrick: Remember that flashlight I shoved in my ear? Spongebob: Oh yeah. Patrick: I guess it worked it's way into my brain. Patrick: Shoot, the batteries are dead! Ohhh, it's dark. Scary! (Patrick cries) Spongebob: Calm down, buddy. We just need to find the light switch. Spongebob: You got to let me down first. Patrick: Yeah, right. I let you down, we find the light switch, and everything turns out peachy! Spongebob: Yes. Patrick: Look around you, spongebob! We're surronded! Spongebob: The toys? Patrick: The ones to get us! (Spongebob hallucinates the toys are carnivores) Spongebob: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Spongebob & patrick: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. (Spongebob and patrick both hallucinate carnivores) Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Eee, eee, eee, eee. (They hear the robot stomping) Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh... Spongebob & patrick: Woop-eeeeee! Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh! Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Patrick: Are we gonna hide in here for the rest of our lives? Spongebob: No. Patrick: Are we going to the ladies room again? Spongebob: No. We're going to fight back. Spongebob: And we are going to win! (Spongebob and patrick take toys and paint for moustaches and more things) Patrick: (laughs) That was fun. Now, let's dress up like fairy princesses! Spongebob & patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Spongebob: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Spongebob: Ready, patrick? Patrick: Let's get some! (Spongebob and patrick blows many bubbles at the robot) Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nothing can stop it! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Spongebob: It was nice knowing you, pal. Patrick: No, I'm an interesting guy. (Spongebob & patrick continue crying, and then, suddenly, the robot stops) (Spongebob & patrick breathe in and out) (Patrick twists the robot) Spongebob: Patrick, don't! Patrick: What? Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Kids: Yay! Store owner: Ohh. The toy store is now open for business. Store owner: Prepare for more fun you had. Kids: Yay...! Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Spongebob: My eyes! Patrick: With neptune's witness, you never experienced the unholy terrors inside that store. Patrick: Hey, they're open! (Patrick laughs) Patrick: I love toys!