Episode Transcript: Goo Goo Gas

Characters

• Plankton
• Mr. Krabs
• SpongeBob
• Squidward
• Karen
• Patrick
• Customers

Dialogue

(It is a normal day at the Krusty Krab. Or so everyone thinks. Plankton is disguised as a peppershaker. He steals a Krabby Patty from a customer)

Plankton: Ha! (He runs out the Krusty Krab. However, Mr. Krabs picks him up from behind)

Mr. Krabs: Hold it right there, Plankton.

Plankton: Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: I'll take that. (Gets the Krabby Patty from him)

Plankton: How'd you know it was me?

Mr. Krabs: Next time, wear a disguise without your initial on it.

Plankton: Perhaps a peppershaker was a bit obvious.

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs onto the scene)

SpongeBob: Wooo-ooo! (Krabs puts Plankton in his mouth)

Announcer: (off-screen) 3, 2, 1...blastoff! (SpongeBob launches Plankton up in the air through his hat)

Plankton: AAHH!

Mr. Krabs: (A penny catches his eye) Ooh, a penny. (He sees a trail of pennies) A trail of pennies? (They lead him into a phone booth. Plankton pops in on the scene, and has a device on a pack on his back)

SpongeBob: Police! Police!

(Squidward walks up to the Krusty Krab, looking glum as always)

Squidward: I don't know about you, but I'm going on a coffee break. A very long coffee break. (Walks away)

Plankton: Hands in the air!

Mr. Krabs: I can't tolerate your stinky gas!

SpongeBob: Hold it right there!

SpongeBob: I remember when a quarter cost a nickel.

SpongeBob: What was that, sonny?

Mr. Krabs: He's got the Krabby Patty! Get him!

SpongeBob: Come back here, you little whippersnapper!

Evelyn: Are you talking about my baby, creep? (Chases Plankton with her cart. She ends up running over him)

Karen: AHH! Plankton! Don't you dare!!! (Plankton sprays her with the gas. She turns into a calculator, which falls to the ground)

Plankton: Karen! Speak to me!

Plankton: Give it here, you big stupid baby!

To be continued