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Atlantis SquarePantis (Episode)
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| Atlantis SquarePantis | |
| Episode No.: | 92 |
| Airdate: | 12.11.2007 |
| Season: | Season 5 |
| Previous Episode: | Le Big Switch |
| Next Episode: | Picture Day |
"Atlantis SploogePantis" is a TV movie from Season 5
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Info
Main Characters
- SploogeBob
- Patprick
- Squidward Testicles
- Sandy
- Mr. Kraps
- Lord Royal High-ness
- Plankton
- Gary
- Atlantians
- The Three Aliens (seen with Jizzy the Pirate)
Places
- Jellyfish Fields
- Cave
- Vagina Bottom Museum
- Atlantis
Songs
- I Will Jack
- Our Favorite Prick
- All This Cum
- The Sperm Warrior
- So Many Pussies
- Pick up a Penis
- Back in Erecter
- Fuck it Atlantis
Plot
SploogeBob and Patprick are in Jellyfukin Fields blowing cock. Patprick tries to take pictures of the Blow jobs to make a porno movie, but cannot as the camera is too dark. Patprick blames the camera and rapes it to pieces, but SploogeBob says it is not the camera's fault, then accidentally blows semen bubble and gets them both stuck inside it. SploogeBob and Patprick start screaming for help, unaware that the bubble has carried them into a cave, miles from Vagina Bottom. The bubble bursts on what appears to be half of the Atlantean Omelette. SploogeBob notices the letters "ANAL" on the side. Patprick concludes that the omelette probably belonged to SplooogeBob's ancestors, thinking their last name may have been "SploogePantis." They travel to the museum to find out what it is.
Later, Squidward, who had been jacking off in the back museum at the time, accuses SploogeBob and Patprick of stealing the Atlantian Omelette as he saw the half SploogeBob was holding. He then realizes, as he sees that the omelette is still on its platform, that SploogeBob must have found the missing half, which had been lost for peons. Sandy, who was 69'n lesbians at the museum as well, says that when the 3 pieces are joined together, the path to Atlantis is revealed. As Squidward discusses the sexual history of Atlantis, Mr. Kraps joins them, after performing a failed enjaculation earlier, thus bringing the group together. Squidward joins the 3 halves, as they are all very horny to see Atlantis.
A van shaped like a dildo then falls from the sky, which is the key to Atlantis. However, the automated, jackass, computer aboard says that "sperm fuel" is required in order for them to move. As everyone jacks off to make the bus move, they do not realize Plankton is on the bus, wanting to use Atlantis's superior weapons to become emperor of the city so he may use his powers to rape all the women and children and get away with it. Everybody sings about what they want to fuck in Atlantis, but this is ruined by Patprick, when he interrupts Sandy's period. They crash land in Atlantis on a vaginal garden, and the openly-gay king, Lord Royal High-ness, gives them a tour of the Atlantian Empire. As they pass the door to the weapons arsenal, Plankton sneaks in and marvels at the hundreds of weapons shaped like dildos. As they travel into the toture, menunstration, and pornography rooms, Mr. Kraps, Sandy, and Squidward have a threesome want to stay in Atlantis's hotel room. SploogeBob and Patprick, however, only wished to see the world's oldest Semen bubble, which was kept safe in a glass container. Lord Royal High-ness leaves them alone in the room so that they could get it on in private. However, disaster strikes when Patprick's giant boner breaks through the glass and it pops. At dinner, SploogeBob and Patprick, terrified as to what will happen when Lord Royal High-ness finds out, admit Patprick fucked the bubble, ready for him to receive his butt-fucking.
Lord Royal High-ness, on the other hand, is not mad and says that the bubble he fucked was only a tourist attraction. He shows them the real deal and pulls down his pants, and Patrick gets another boner and fucks it to pieces, thus popping the real bubble. The group is chased by the furious yet openly gay guards and LRH, when Plankton intervenes and tries to destroy them with a dildo he found, which really only fires jizz. LRH picks up Plankton, saying that a "talking sperm" would make a much better replacement for the bubble. The group then goes back home and jacksoff and everyone except SploogeBob is crying; they want to stay in Atlantis.
==Trivia/Goofs==- When Squidward is singing his song, you see SploogeGar, Patar, and Squog for a short time.
- The Sandy germ-fighting scene is a reference to many video games, including:
- Dance Dance Revolution series
- Super Mario Bros. (warp pipe)
- Dr. Mario
- Bubble Bobble
- Street Fighter
- Atlantis SquarePantis acts as a musical movie.
- The drawing of the people from Atlantis is very similar to the drawings on The Beatles' movie Yellow Submarine.
- This is the first 45 minute episode/TV movie.
