Episode Transcript: Planet of the Jellyfish

[scene cuts at Jellyfish Fields, Spongebob is hiding behind a rock, and captures 3 jellyfishes. He flies in the air as Patrick is trying to capture one]

SpongeBob: La la, la, la, la, la, la. [captures a jellyfish] Gotcha! [Let's the jellyfish free] There you go little fella. Is it me, or does jellyfish feel seem different today?

Patrick: I don't know but all this failure sure is making me tired. I'm gonna take a quick nap on that rock over there.

SpongeBob: Okay. I'm gonna look for more jellyfish over by that creepy spooky evil looking cave. [sings as he walks towards the cave. Captures another jellyfish] Oh little jellyfish, I can't resist your charms. If only you didn't sting, then you'd be the perfect pet! [Jellyfish stings him] Oh well. Guess it's just catch and release for now. [sings as we walks somewhere. Cuts to the Evil Alien Jellyfish Overlord eating the monster and turns it into a jellien; The Overlord makes numerous amounts of jelliens. Scene cuts to Patrick sleeping at a rock, as a jellien sneaks behind him turning him into a jellien. Jelliens take the real Patrick away; Jellien Patrick picks up the jellyfishing net using his tentatles. SpongeBob shows up]

SpongeBob: Isn't this the cutest little jellyfish you've ever seen? And he doesn't sting! [Jellien Patrick catches many jelliens] Gosh, you don't suppose some sort of new breed huh? I think I'll keep this one as a pet. Whoa!

Jellien Patrick: Yes. I too have caught many jellyfish. Perhaps we should give one to each of our friends. [smiles]

SpongeBob: Wow Patrick, That's a great idea!

[Bubble transition to Squidward's house, as SpongeBob and Jellien Patrick walk over to the door]

SpongeBob: Well, We've given everyone a jellyfish except Squidward. Dah, he probably doesn't want one.

Jellien Patrick: He will take one and like it. [Puts a jellien in Squidward's house, resulting him as 'Jellien Squidward'.] Pleasant dreams, square one.

SpongeBob: [Chuckles] Hah, back at ya good buddy. [Jellien Squidward is right behind him. He gasps as he sees him] Whoa!

Jellien Squidward: Do not let the bed bugs bite. Ha ha.

SpongeBob: That's some good advice, goodnight Squidward. [walks away]

Jellien Squidward: There will be plenty of biting this night. Rah.

[Bubble transition to SpongeBob's house, in his room]

SpongeBob: [In bed, Talks to the jellien] Tonight, you'll sleep with me little jelly. Goodnight Gary.

Gary: [happy] Meow Meow.

SpongeBob: happy Goodnight little jelly! [Starts sleeping, the jellien attempts to capture SpongeBob but he suddenly wakes up] Ah I can't sleep. [Gets out of bed walks downstairs to his living room, Watching a scary movie on TV and eating popcorn. The jellien sneaks behind him and tries to capture him, but SpongeBob gets frightened] Ahh!! Heh. These night night night shores are a real hoot. [sees the jellien's mouth] Oh hey you want some popcorn? Here you go. [Throws popcorn in his mouth, causing the jellien to choke] Hey, hey! [Jellien falls backwards as he's like knocked out] Are you okay back there?

[Bubble transition outside of SpongeBob's house in the morning, showing the jellien sleeping in the bowl]

SpongeBob: Aww. Look at him little angel. Guess he couldn't make it past the third feature. Good morning sleepy head. We wouldn't want anything to happen to you while I'm at work. [Puts the jellien in a cage stay in You better stay in here where it's safe. [To Gary] You too stay out of trouble, bye. [leaves]

[Gary goes to a plant and takes a nap, as he results getting captured by a jellien.]

Jellien Gary: Meow!

[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]

SpongeBob: Whoa! look at all the customers!

[Everyone but one fish is a jellien]

Jellien Fish #1: One patty patty hold the mayonnaise.

Jellien Squidward: [To Jellien Patrick] One Krabby Patty hold the mayonnaise.

Jellien Patrick: One Krabby Patty hold the mayonnaise.

Jellien Squidward: Thank you. Come again.

Jellien Squidward and Fish #1: Rah!

Fish #1: I would like one Krabby patty-

Jellien Squidward: One Krabby patty hold the mayonnaise. Rah.

Fish #1: Uh, Actually, I want one with extra mayo!

[Jellien Squidward and all the other customers except SpongeBob angrily points at him]

Fish #1: Oh, what's wrong dudes? [Jellien Mr. Krabs comes out of his office]

Jellien Mr. Krabs: I'm sorry valued customer. We are currently out of the condiment you call mayonnaise. [Takes out a jellien] Please accept this free jellyfish hat instead. [Takes off Fish #1's hat, puts a jellien on there] Thank you. Come again.

SpongeBob: [Confused] Oh that's funny. We just received a whole shipping of mayonnaise. [Walks in the kitchen] Patrick? W-What are you doing? Cooking Krabby patties is MY job.

Jellien Patrick: I am here to replace you and all of your kind.

SpongeBob: [Giggles] I saw that movie last night too! Whoops. If you're gonna work here, you need an official Krusty Krab hat.

Jellien Patrick: Hat? [Grows one]

SpongeBob: Say, that's a pretty neat trick. I'm gonna get some extra mayonnaise from the back.

Jellien Patrick: No mayonnaise!! [Sucks the krabby patty into the mouth from SpongeBob's plate]

SpongeBob: O-kay? [Goes into the freezer] He's acting weird today. [Sees many boxes of mayonnaise] Hey! there's plenty of mayo back here! [Grabs one, and sees Overlord with the real people, captured] Monsters. Huh? Squidward, and Mr. Krabs! Ne ha! and Patrick too! And some random guy! [gasps] Ahh!! My spatula! It's just like that movie I watched last night... Those things have captured everyone and put them into creepy pods! [Walks out of the freezer] Hi... Patrick? I'm gonna clean the... tables... Patrick? [giggles awkwardly] Patrick. [Walks out of the kitchen and Jellien Squidward shows up, scaring SpongeBob]

Jellien Squidward: Hi SpongeBob. Don't you want a cute little jellyfish? [jellien growls at him]

SpongeBob: Nuh huh, No thanks. [Walks backwards into Jellien Mr. Krabs] Ah! Mr. Krabs!

Jellien Mr. Krabs: You seem tired SpongeBob? Why don't you go home and take a nap? [growls at him]

Jellien Squidward: Yes, and you can use this jelly as a pillow.

SpongeBob: Oh that's okay, I have one at home. Heh. [Walks backwards into a jellien fish] Ah! [Runs off but another jellien fish jumps up at SpongeBob. and another.]

Jellien Squidward and Mr Krabs: Sleep well. [As SpongeBob walks out of the Krusty Krab, he walks back into 4 jellien fish.]

Jellien Fish #3: Hey!

SpongeBob: Ahhhh random guy! [Runs as jellien fishes go after him. He shows up behind a rock] What am I gonna do? All my friends taken by those jelly creatures. I can feel creepy rope like tentacles now. [Gets lassoed into Sandy's treedome]

Sandy: All right you rotten jelly clone. What have you done with SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: I'm no clone, Sandy. I am SpongeBob.

Sandy: Then you won't mind if I run a simple test? [Tickles SpongeBob] Coochie Coochie Coo! Coochie Coochie Coochie Coo!

SpongeBob: [Laughing] Not the Coochie Coo! [Continues laughing until Sandy stops tickling him]

Sandy: You're SpongeBob alright.

[Later in the treedome, SpongeBob and Sandy are walking inside]

SpongeBob: What are we gonna do Sandy?

Sandy: If we only knew the jellien's weakness.

SpongeBob: Well the only thing I know is they can't stand mayonnaise.

Sandy: Ew! I don't like mayonnaise either.

SpongeBob: Ah. So you don't like mayo? Just like a jellien?

Sandy: [smacks him] Oh snap out of it, SpongeBob. Now if we only had some mayonnaise...

SpongeBob: There's lots of it at the Krusty Krab. But we'll never get past...them. [points to jellien fishes hissing at SpongeBob and Sandy]

Sandy: Not to worry, We'll be in disguise! [Both walk out of the treedome with jellien glasses on. Both whistle and walks to a jellien fish] Greetings fellow clone. I hate mayonnaise.

SpongeBob: I hate mayonnaise and mustard.

Jellien Fish #4: Hmm... [Spongebob and Sandy walk off whistling] I like mustard.

[SpongeBob and Sandy walk into the Krusty Krab]

Jellien Mr. Krabs: Did you take that nap SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Uh-huh. Sure did.

Sandy: Yup. We're all rested and jellified.

SpongeBob: Nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh! [Nudges Sandy, her jellien glasses fall off] Good one, jellien Sandy.

Sandy: [Chuckles awkwardly]

Jellien Mr. Krabs: IMPOSTERS!

[Jellien customers walk over to Spongebob and Sandy]

Sandy: Quick SpongeBob! The mayonnaise!

[SpongeBob jumps on a platform gets on a rope and swings to the condiments, grabbing mayonnaise. He jumps back to the crowd and shoots at Jellien Mr. Krabs, He disintegrate as the real Mr. Krabs gets freed]

Sandy: It worked, SpongeBob! Keep going!

[SpongeBob walks up to Jellien Squidward, shoots him, disintegrates as the real one falls]

Sandy: SpongeBob, look out!

[SpongeBob shoots at a several jellien fish, they all disintegrate as the real people falls]

Sandy: Come on SpongeBob! [Both run into the kitchen]

SpongeBob: Oh, Hi Jellien Patrick. [Runs past him]

Jellien Patrick: Hold the mayonnaise.

SpongeBob: Doh! Almost forgot. [shoots at him]

[Patrick falls from the ceiling, along with the real people in the freezer with him]

Patrick: Hey guys what'cha thinkin'? [Squidward points to Overlord]

Sandy: Hold it right there you evil blob of slime. You're through because we know your weakness. Show 'em Spongebob!

[Overlord orders the jellyfish to try to capture SpongeBob and Sandy]

Sandy: LET 'ER RIP!

SpongeBob: [Shoots at three jellyfish, they explode] Nuh! Sandy! It's soo cold in here that the mayonnaise is starting to freeze!

Sandy: Then hurry and throw it, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Aye aye! [Overlord growls at him, he throws the remaining mayonnaise, and it freezes, it lands on Overlord, and he chuckles] Oh no. This mayonnaise is frozen solid.

Sandy: Then I'll just turn up the heat! [Turns the thermostat from "COLD" to "HOT". It makes the mayonnaise melt on him, that he disintegrates]

SpongeBob and Sandy: Hooray! [The rest of the jellians explode]

Mr. Krabs: What happened?

SpongeBob: Well, let me tell ya.

Narrator: 11 minutes later...

SpongeBob: And that's why we're covered in goo.

Mr. Krabs: Thanks for rescuing us SpongeBob. What are we gonna do with all this green slop? [Patrick gives it a sample]

Patrick: Mmm, heh. Freaky clone jelly relish! [Mr. Krab's eyes turn into money. Patrick continues eating the goo]

[Bubble transition outside the Krusty Krab]

Mr. Krabs: Relish patties! Get your freaky clone jelly relish patties! Only 4 bucks extra!

Patrick: Uh... I'll have one relish patty. Hold the mayo. [SpongeBob and Squidward looking puzzled and the episode ends with "The End?"]