Episode Transcript: Tunnel of Glove

(Episode starts with some fish on a roller coaster)

All: Ahhhhhh!

Nancy: Come on, Pearl! The line for Tunnel of Glove is filling up. This is gonna' be so totally like fun!

SpongeBob: Hey Pearl.

Pearl: Barnacles. SpongeBob. What are you doing here.

Nancy: Is that your boyfriend?

SpongeBob: Well I am a boy and I am her friend. Dayayayay!

Nancy and Debbie: Ha, ha, ha, ha, he, he, he, he.

Nancy: SpongeBob. Stand here for a second. (Debbie takes a picture)Hee, hee.

Debbie: Just thought we should keep this moment for... Posterity.

Nancy and Debbie: Hehehehehehehe. Pearl's Got a Boyfriend, Pearl's Got a Boyfriend! hehehehehehehehe!

Patrick: I didn't know you had a girlfriend.

Pearl: Quiet! He is not my boyfriend!

Patrick: Well that was fast! Don't worry, buddy. There's plenty of fish in the street car.

Nancy: Anyway. Lets go to the ride.

SpongeBob: Bye, Pearl. Tell Mr. Krabs I said 'hi.' Lets bounce Patrick. Patrick?

Patrick: Busy. I'll catch up with you later. (Eats cotton candy)

(Scene skips to the Tunnel of Glove)

Announcer: Please remain seated until the boat comes to a complete stop.

Nat Peterson: Next.

Nancy: Come on, Pearl.

Nat Peterson: Sorry. Only two per car. You'll have to wait the next car. Any single riders, come to the front.

SpongeBob: Oh I'm a single rider. Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me. After you, fellow single rider Pearl.

Pearl: Ugh!

Announcer: Please keep your arms and legs inside the boat at all times and do not leave the boat until the ride is over. Thank you.

SpongeBob: Uhh. Pearl. Your arm. It's outside the boat.

Pearl: I will put my arm inside the boat. But don't touch me, Don't talk to me, don't even look at me. (SpongeBob zips his mouth and eyes shut)Uh. Boring.

Cupid: Will my arrow find her heart?

Pearl: The ride is so lame. Hey! You're allowed to speak now.

SpongeBob: (breaths) I bet Mr. Krabs would get a kick out of this ride! Don't ya think? He so tough on the outside but he's got a soft side too. One time I was upset because my snail Gary was sick and he let me leave 5 minutes early. Don't you think that's the sweetest thing you've ever heard. (His mouth turns into a microphone) Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Narrator: Two Boring Minutes later...

SpongeBob: And then there was that time when he yelled at me for getting to work before he did and he didn't even doc my pay, what a sweet man.

Pearl: Ahhh! You're making this ride even more boring! Is such a thing possible! (She puts her foot out of the boat)

SpongeBob: You're supposed to keep you're arms and legs inside inside the boat until the boat comes to a compleeeete... (Bumps into the ceiling and lands back in the boat) ...Stop.

(The heart falls into the mechanism which controls the boat)

Pearl: What was that?

Announcer: Attention sweethearts. We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please remain seated.

Pearl: Oh great. Just great.

Narrator: Three Hours Later...

Perch Perkins: Breaking News. The Tunnel of Glove has turned into a Tunnel of Terror. Hours ago the mechanism that controlled the boats mysteriously stopped trapping the doomed couple inside. We have the youth's friends who escaped the tunnel before tradgegity befell the two sweethearts.

Nancy: It's true. We barely escaped the tunnel with our lives. It was horrible.

Perch Perkins: And what was the name of your friend.

Nancy: Pearl and her boyfriend SpongeBob. Hee, hee, hee.

Perch Perkins: So there you heard it. As time runs out, still no words from the empirical whale girl and SpongeBob. (Scene zooms out and Patrick is eating)

Patrick: Oh no! I'm out of coral on a stick. Time to chomp through the fried barnacles.

Perch Perkins: At this time survival looks bleak for the little yellow Sponge.

Patrick: No! This is my worst nightmare. I don't have a drink.

Perch Perkins: Hey, doofus! You're best buddy is trapped in the Tunnel of Glove and may never escape.

Patrick: You mean SpongeBob?

(Scene skips to outside the Tunnel of Glove)

Patrick: I'm coming for you, SpongeBob!

Police Man: Hey! No one beyond this point.

Patrick: My best buddy is trapped in there. You gotta' let me through.

Police Man: No can do big guy. Too dangerous.

Patrick: FINE, HAVE IT YOUR WAY! So Mr. Police guy won't let me in the front, eh? I'll just have to find my own way in.

(Scene skips to the Glove World Power Plant)

Patrick: Ah ha! Congratulations! You have fou-- found... you friend. SpongeBob is right behind this door. I'm coming to get you buddy. SpongeBob? Where? Oh there you are. I'll free you from your shackles. (Rips out the pipe) There you are. Go to your happy self. (That is just a generator anyway.)

(Lights go out in the Tunnel of Glove)

Pearl and SpongBob: Dah!!

SpongeBob: Ahhhh!

Police Man: Don't worry little girl. We are working as fast as we could.

Pearl: That wasn't me. That was SpongeBob!

Police Man: Thank you little boy.

Pearl: (fumes)

SpongeBob: Don't threat Pearl. It's just the dark. Nothing scary about the dark. It's what's in the dark you've gotta watch out for Monsters, creeps, ghouls, clowns, witches, werewolves, clowns, crawly things, crawly clowns!! Those are the worst! The crawly clowns!

Pearl: Whatever, SpongeBob. I'm gonna' find my way out of here.

SpongeBob: Pearl. I wouldn't do that if I were you. You aren't keeping you arms and legs inside the boat. Pearl. I think I should accompany you in case anything in the dark. Lurking.

Pearl: Fine. After you.

SpongeBob: Okay. I'll just fearlessly lead the way. Ahhhhhhh! Snakes!

Pearl: Those are streamers, fool!

SpongeBob: I'll just stay up here.

Pearl: Oh grow up, SpongeBob. They're aren't any creepies, They're aren't any crawlies. They're aren't any snakes so stop whining so we can look for our way out of here.

SpongeBob: Okay Pearl. You've made your point. I'll stop talking about ogres, bad fish, sharks, and...

Pearl: SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: And I will not talk about zombies. (Takes a deep breath)

Pearl: (Scared) SpongeBob!!

Spongebob: (looks like a pirate) Or ghostly pirates! (looks like a Frankenstein Monster) Or laboratory creatures.

Pearl: (Gasps) (Cried) SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: (looks like an alien) Or green beings from another planet!

Pearl: (Scared) Okay SpongeBob. Okay.

SpongeBob: (looks like an unshaven person with a full head of black hair) Or bus drivers!

Pearl: That's enough, SpongeBob! (Cries)

SpongeBob: Shhh. Did you hear that?

Pearl: Now I'm scared, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: It sounded like a crawly were-clown.

Pearl: But there's no such thing!

SpongeBob: Oh he's here.

(A Cupid Swings by)

SpongeBob and Pearl: AHHH! (They jump into the boat and SpongeBob gets hit in the head by a toilet plunger)

SpongeBob: A ha ha ha, he.

(Scene skips to Patrick and Metal SpongeBob)

Patrick: Not another skunk! How did you beat me again? (Turns to an electrician) Hey. You find it funny to lock up my friend? Hey I am talking towards you.

Electrician: Did you see the dimwit who ripped this apart?

Patrick: I don't know who that dullard is, but I know you kidnapped SpongeBob.

Electrician: I don't know about your best friend. I'm just the electrician.

Patrick: I see you are a magician. But that voodoo does not erase what you just have done.

Electrician: You need to relax. Have a seat and cool off.

Patrick: Geez. Some people are so pushy. (Sits on the lever)

Electrician: Just don't sit on THE LEVER!

Patrick: Oops. (Breaks the lever)

Electrician: Now the whole ride is being stuck on the super fast mode!

Patrick: But, you told me to sit on it.

(Scene skips to the inside of the Tunnel of Glove)

SpongeBob: What was that?

Pearl: I don't know. Hold me, SpongeBob!

(Boat enters the the "Hall of Great Romance")

Both: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Huh?

SpongeBob: Oh. The hall of great romance!

(Scene skips to the Glove World Power plant)

Patrick: Okay, Okay. I think I heard you. I will not sit on anything else. I'll just gingerly lean on this wall. (Leans on a do not push button) oops.

Electrician: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(Scene skips to the inside of the tunnel)

SpongeBob: Oh. How romantical.

Pearl: (Scoffs) I imagined it bigger. (Anthony's head explodes)

SpongeBob: Look a cute adorable churub. (The Churub's head explodes, then the charoff shoots its pin) Pearl. I don't think this is the Tunnel of Glove. This is the Tunnel of Evil!

(All animatronics turn around to show evil faces)

Both: (Scared at the robots chasing them)

(Scene skips to the Glove World Power Plant)

Electrician: God, Stupid kid.

Patrick: (walks out of the water pressure control system with toilet paper and a newspaper in his hand) Hey-a, Nice facilities. Great water pressure. (The toilet paper flies back)

Electrician: Neptune's mother! (realizing that there is extreme water pressure)

(Scene skips to the inside of the Tunnel of Glove)

SpongeBob and Pearl:(Frightened)

SpongeBob: What's that noise? (A waterfall comes toward them, they get washed away)

Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Screaming more)

Evil Fish #1: (pops out, scaring both as they race down a waterfall)

SpongeBob and Pearl: Ahhhhhh! (The boat goes down a waterfall, they both scream as the boat goes down a whirlpool)

Evil Fish #2,3 and 4: Uhhhhhh!

(Scene skips to outside the Tunnel of Glove)

Police Man: She's gonna' blow!!! Noooooo! (fish run away from the tunnel)

(The entrance hall to the ride explodes)

Other Fish: Ahhhhhhhhhh!

(The boat breaks)

Pearl: I guess that turned out to be pretty fun.

SpongeBob: Yeah.

Nancy and Debbie: (Laughing at SpongeBob and Pearl)

Nancy: SpongeBob is your boyfriend.

Pearl: (Knocks SpongeBob out of the seat) Eww!! How many times to I have to say it. Eww! Gross!

Nancy: Oh, don't deny it. You were totally hugging him, which totally means he is totally your boyfriend.

Crawly Clown: (Laughs) Howdy, kids!

SpongeBob: Ahhhh! CRAWLY CLOWN!!! CRAWLY CLOWN!!!

SpongeBob and Nancy and Debbie: (screaming horrified)

Pearl: (Takes a picture) You understand girls. For posterity!

(Scene skips to Patrick and Metal SpongeBob)

Patrick: Are you gonna finish that?