Episode Transcript: New Fish in Town

Squidward: "It's finally complete! After weeks and weeks of burning the candle at both ends... Literally."

{Turns toward candle burning at both ends}

Squidward: "My first clarinet concerto is complete."

{Walks over to clarinet}

Squidward: {Puts clarinet music on music stand} "And ready to be performed."

{Falls because of loud crash going on outside and drops papers. They fall on the candle burning at both ends, which causes a fire}

Squidward: "NOOOOOO!"

{Falls again}

Squidward: "Now, I'm flummoxed."

{Squidward peeks outside his front door to see what is going on, when another loud crash erupts, making Squidward bonk his head on the top of his door several times}

Squidward: "OW! OW! OW! OW! GRRRRR!"

{We then see Spongebob and Patrick standing in front of Patrick's house, pounding a For Rent sign into the ground]

Spongebob: "Hit it one more time, Patrick. Don't want anyone stealing it."

{For Rent sign then crashes to a million pieces and falls to the ground}

Spongebob: "Perfect."

Squidward: "GRRRRR! Alright, what's going on out here?! I can't even hear myself think!"

Patrick: {Raises hand} "OHH! OHH! Can you smell yourself think?"

Squidward: "No. As I was saying, you two-"

Patrick: "Or see?!"

Squidward: NO!

Patrick: "HOW, HOW about taste! Can you taste yourself think?!"

Squidward: "Shut it! What are you two dingbats doing?"

Spongebob: "We were just posting Patrick's new For Rent sign." {Gestures towards the broken pieces of the For Rent sign laying on the ground} "We worked on it all morning. See?"

Squidward: "For Rent? You mean... one of you is moving out?" {Smiles really big}

Spongebob: {Laughing} "No! Patrick here is just gonna rent out his front yard."

Patrick: "I need a little extra cash if you know".

Howard: "We'll You Just Play it Yourself".

Squidward: "Okay, Here We Go!".

(Howard and Squidward playing flutes together)

Squidward: (thinking) "Wow! this is the Happiest Day of My Life!".