Krabby Kronicle

The Krabby Kronicle was a newspaper that was only featured in the episode The Krabby Kronicle. The Krabby Kronicle was the official newspaper of the Krusty Krab.

History

The Krabby Kronicle was founded by Mr. Krabs when he sprouted an idea to promote the Krusty Krab, which had no new customers in months, and make some cash. Mr. Krabs installed a printing press and a Krabby Kronicle sign and hired SpongeBob to be the reporter/photographer to make up stories. When SpongeBob "messed" it up and made it boring to read, Mr. Krabs forced him to exaggerate and make it exciting.

The Krabby Kronicle was in its prime time by writing false news in the papers and charging 25 cents per word. Spongebob made the papers and reported on "news," while Mr. Krabs admired the the cash he was making because of the Krabby Kronicle. However, SpongeBob saw the citizens' lives becoming living miseries because of it and tried to tell Mr. Krabs, but he wouldn't listen. He eventually turned against Mr. Krabs and decided to make him stick up to the truth, staying up all night long and writing a bogus news article that claimed Mr. Krabs was forcing him to write bogus stories and paid him pennies while he adored the money he was making because of the paper.

The Krabby Kronicle was shut down in the late summer of 2008. When the entire city was affected and saw SpongeBob's news article reporting of how Mr. Krabs was overworking him and paying him pennies, they threw a riot in the Krusty Krab, surprising Mr. Krabs. They told him of how it ruined their lives, and one person called Mr. Krabs' treatment of the city and SpongeBob sick and inhumane. Then they took their money back and left.

Mr. Krabs decided to counterfeit money using the Krabby Kronicle news press. By now, everybody was furious of all the lies and separated from him. Strangely, however, Patrick was actually married to the streetsign described in the newspaper because of the lie. This surprised SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs soon forgot about the newspaper, and what happened to the press after that is unknown.

Staff

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First Example of the Krabby Kroncile

SpongeBob SquarePants reporter/photographer

Mr. Krabs owner/founder/editor

Articles

• Local Resident (Patrick) Watches Pole. (modified to Local Resident Marries Pole, by Mr. Krabs)
  • Patrick Marries a pole (at the end he really does marry a pole)
• Boating Teacher (Mrs. Puff) In High Speed Chase (you can see a speed effect in the newspaper)
  • Mrs. Puff loses his job
• Larry the Loser Beaten Up by Pipsqueak
  • Larry is banned from the Gym
• Plankton's Chum Made of Your Chums
  • The Chum Bucket gets closed down
• Sandy Cheeks or Sandy Chump?
  • Two fish collect Sandy's rewards
• Krabs Overworks Employees - Reaps Reward
  • Mr. Krabs loses all of his money

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The Final Issue of The Krabby Kronicle

Miscellaneous Items

$500 Bill • Anti-Sea Bear Circle • Anti-Sea Rhinoceros Undergarments • Baby Volleyball • Boomerang Pet Ball • Boxing Begonia • Build Your Own Telescope • Candy Glove • Chip • Coral Blue Lipstick Number 2 • Dance-A-Thon Trophy • Exploding Chewing Gum • Fancy Eggs • Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt • Fiber • First Dime • Flea Collar • Free Toy • Friendship Ring • Gary's Record Player • Good Noodle Board • Goofy Goober Back Scratcher • Gush and Flush • Hypoallergenic Flowers • Joy Buzzers • Karate Gear • Laugh Box • Magic Conch Shell • Magic Pencil • Mermaid Man Watch • Mermerang • Meter Gun • Motivational Calendar • Mr. Paper • Ned's Wig • Nifty Nets • Night Lights • Nut Phone • Orb of Confusion • Patrick's Double Net • Pearlie • Penny • Pete • Pineapple in a Can • Plan Your Own Party Kit • Pretzel Pals • Professor Plankton's Mind Control Shampoo • Raw Sewage • Root Beer Cellar • Sandy's Submarine • Scented Pinecones • Seanut Brittle • Slide Whistle • Snow Flake Collection • Soda Drink Hat • Spat • Splinter • SpongeBob Gavel • SpongeBob's Brain House • Sponge-O • The Automatic Back Scratcher, Hair Comber, Nose Picker, and Ukulele Tuner 9000 • The Box • The Bubblestand • The Chocolate Balloon • Tic Tac • Tropical Getaway Brochure • Used Napkin • Utensil Stand • Wacky Bucks

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