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Krabby Kronicle
The Krabby Kronicle was a newspaper that was only featured in the episode The Krabby Kronicle. The Krabby Kronicle was the official newspaper of the Krusty Krab.
History
The Krabby Kronicle was founded by Mr. Krabs when he sprouted an idea to promote the Krusty Krab, which had no new customers in months, and make some cash. Mr. Krabs installed a printing press and a Krabby Kronicle sign and hired SpongeBob to be the reporter/photographer to make up stories. When SpongeBob "messed" it up and made it boring to read, Mr. Krabs forced him to exaggerate and make it exciting.
The Krabby Kronicle was in its prime time by writing false news in the papers and charging 25 cents per word. Spongebob made the papers and reported on "news," while Mr. Krabs admired the the cash he was making because of the Krabby Kronicle. However, SpongeBob saw the citizens' lives becoming living miseries because of it and tried to tell Mr. Krabs, but he wouldn't listen. He eventually turned against Mr. Krabs and decided to make him stick up to the truth, staying up all night long and writing a bogus news article that claimed Mr. Krabs was forcing him to write bogus stories and paid him pennies while he adored the money he was making because of the paper.
The Krabby Kronicle was shut down in the late summer of 2008. When the entire city was affected and saw SpongeBob's news article reporting of how Mr. Krabs was overworking him and paying him pennies, they threw a riot in the Krusty Krab, surprising Mr. Krabs. They told him of how it ruined their lives, and one person called Mr. Krabs' treatment of the city and SpongeBob sick and inhumane. Then they took their money back and left.
Mr. Krabs decided to counterfeit money using the Krabby Kronicle news press. By now, everybody was furious of all the lies and separated from him. Strangely, however, Patrick was actually married to the streetsign described in the newspaper because of the lie. This surprised SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs soon forgot about the newspaper, and what happened to the press after that is unknown.
Staff
SpongeBob SquarePants reporter/photographer
Mr. Krabs owner/founder/editor
Articles
- Local Resident (Patrick) Watches Pole. (modified to Local Resident Marries Pole, by Mr. Krabs)
- Patrick Marries a pole (at the end he really does marry a pole)
- Boating Teacher (Mrs. Puff) In High Speed Chase (you can see a speed effect in the newspaper)
- Mrs. Puff loses his job
- Larry the Loser Beaten Up by Pipsqueak
- Larry is banned from the Gym
- Plankton's Chum Made of Your Chums
- The Chum Bucket gets closed down
- Sandy Cheeks or Sandy Chump?
- Two fish collect Sandy's rewards
- Krabs Overworks Employees - Reaps Reward
- Mr. Krabs loses all of his money
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