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Episode Transcript: Toy Store of Doom
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Episode Article: Toy Store of Doom
Characters
- SpongeBob
- Patrick
- Squidward
- Security Guard
- Steve, the Toy Barrel Cashier (Called Frank by the security guard)
- Old Man Jenkins
- Crane Operator
Dialogue
Spongebob: Ohh. Patrick?
Patrick: Yeah?
Spongebob: What do you wanna do today?
Patrick: I don't know.
Spongebob: I guess we could play something.
(Spongebob opens up a chest and starts digging through it.)
Spongebob: A yo-yo?
Patrick: No.
Spongebob: Buried treasure board game?
Patrick: Nah.
Spongebob: Dollys?
Patrick: Hmm...Nope.
Patrick: No, Nope, Nooope, Uh Uh, Nah.
Spongebob: What about this?
Old man genkins: Hello.
Patrick: Uh-uh.
Spongebob: Hey, we could play with our Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy action figures.
Spongebob: Eww. Barnacle boy's all chewed up and slimy.
(Shows Patrick chewing on Mermaid Man)
Patrick: Yeah, that'll happen.
Spongebob: Ohh! There's just nothing to play with.!
Patrick: There's got to be something we could do.
Squidward: (signing to himself) La da dee, la da dum, la da do...
Squidward: Hey! What are you doing here in my house!?
Spongebob: Hi, squidward! Can you think of anything fun we can do?
Squidward: Get out!!!
Patrick: Yeah, we thought of that.
(Squidward kicks them out)
Squidward: I believe this this pile belongs to you.
Old man jenkins: Where are we going now, boys?
Spongebob: Mmm.
Patrick: Uhhhhhh. I'm so bored!
Patrick: There's got to be something we could do!
(An helicopter puts down a sign that says "it's coming!")
Spongebob & Patrick: It's coming!?
Spongebob & Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhh boy!
Spongebob & Patrick: It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
Patrick: Almost there!
Patrick: Here it is!
Spongebob: Welcome to the bikini bottom's newest...Toy store!
(Spongebob gasps)
Patrick: Ohhh.
Spongebob & Patrick: Yeah! Wooooooo!
Spongebob: Well, we're here.
Patrick: But, where's the toy store?
Spongebob: Well, I guess it's not open.
Patrick: Not open!?
(Patrick cries, then, spongebob cries)
(A builder comes by and drops the toy barrel with a crane while they cry.)
Builder: What are you crying about?
Patrick: We wanted to go to the toy store, but, it's not open yet!
(Patrick cries some more)
Builder: Well, it's open now. Look!
Builder: See! Feel better, now?!
Patrick: Mmm-hmm.
Builder: Now, quit you're crying and get in there! (Groans, then, throws patrick in the toy barrel)
Spongebob: I got it.
(Spongebob throws himself into the toy barrel)
Spongebob: Ohhhhhhhh! Patrick. Patrick! Get up.
Patrick: No thanks. I'm good down here.
Spongebob: Loooook!
Spongebob & Patrick: Oooooooh. Ooooooh. Wow.
Spongebob: (gasps) Patrick, look at that!
Patrick: (gasps) Wow.
Store owner: Can I help you?
Spongebob: That depends. Tell me, do you like to sing?
Store owner: Oh no.
(Spongebob clears his throat)
(Spongebob puts spray in his mouth)
(Spongebob plays a hermomica)
Spongebob: La...
Narrator: Several song filled hours later.
Spongebob: Toy store has toys! La la la la la! Yeah.
Spongebob: Hey, patrick.
Patrick: Hey, spongebob. What's with the tutu?
Spongebob: It's not a tutu, it's a man-tu!
Spongebob: You can tell because it has extra support. I got the last one.
Patrick: Uh. Uhhhhhhhh!
(The robot walks away)
Man: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Spongebob: What a great day! I hope it never ends!
Patrick: Never!
Woman in speaker: Attention, shoppers, the store is now closed. Please exit immediately.
Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaah! But, I don't wanna go!
Son: Dad, I want it! No! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Spongebob: Aw, the store's closed. We'll have to leave now.
Patrick: What part of never don't you understand?
Spongebob: Patrick, we have to leave.
Patrick: I'm not moving.
Spongebob: I guess they'll come and kick us out.
Patrick: Not if we hide.
Spongebob: Hide? Is that kind of, sneaky?
Patrick: Oh, it's sneaky all right. Really sneaky. Come on, haven'y you ever wanted to have a toy store all to yourself?
Spongebob: No. But, I do now. What do we do first?!
Patrick: We need to find a hiding spot where they will never find us. And I know just the place.
Guard worm: Ruff! (sniffs) Grrrrrrr...
Police man: Go on. Let's go.
Police man: The store's empty. So, go ahead and lock her up, frank.
Storw owner: My name is steve.
Police man: Whatever floats your boat, frank.
Patrick: The coast is clear. Push, spongebob! Push!
Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Push, man, push! Uhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh, ohh.
Patrick: Okay, spongebob, give me your hand. That's my boy. Brace yourself.
Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Spongebob: Thanks, pal. Well, we did it!
Spongebob: Yay! Ha ha ha ha!
Patrick: Yay! This is so awesome!
Spongebob: Nothing can ruin it!
(The lights turn off)
Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Spongebob: Patrick, is that you?
Patrick: What?!
Spongebob: I said is that you?
Patrick: I can't hear you! It's too dark in here! Don't worry, I'll use my night-vision.
Spongebob: You have night-vision?
(Patrick shines the light)
Patrick: Yeah!
Spongebob: How long have you had that?
Patrick: Remember that flashlight I shoved in my ear?
Spongebob: Oh yeah.
Patrick: I guess it worked it's way into my brain.
(Light flickers out)
Patrick: Shoot, the batteries are dead! Ohhh, it's dark. Scary!
(Patrick cries)
Spongebob: Calm down, buddy. We just need to find the light switch.
Spongebob: You got to let me down first.
Patrick: Yeah, right Spongebob. I let you down, we find the light switch, and everything turns all peachy!
Spongebob: Yes.
Patrick: Look around you, spongebob! We're surronded!
Spongebob: By toys?
Patrick: That want to get us!
(Spongebob hallucinates the toys are carnivores)
Spongebob: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Spongebob & patrick: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
(Spongebob and patrick both hallucinate carnivores)
Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Eee, eee, eee, eee.
(They hear the robot stomping)
Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh...
(A pair of roller skates and a skateboard are on the ground.) (SpongeBob & Patrick land on them and start rolling.)
Spongebob & patrick: Woop-eeeeee! Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh!
Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(They end up in the bubblegum machine.)
Patrick: Are we gonna hide in here for the rest of our lives?
Spongebob: No!
Patrick: Are we going to the ladies room again?
Spongebob: No. We're going to fight back.
Spongebob: And we are going to win!
(Spongebob and Patrick take toys and paint four moustaches and more things)
Patrick: (laughs) That was fun. Now, let's dress up like fairy princesses!
Spongebob & patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Spongebob: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Spongebob: Ready, Patrick?
Patrick: Let's get some!
(Spongebob and Patrick blows many bubbles at the robot)
Spongebob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nothing can stop it! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Spongebob: It was nice knowing you, pal.
Patrick: No, I'm an interesting guy.
(Spongebob & Patrick continue crying, and then, suddenly, the robot stops)
(Spongebob & Patrick breathe in and out)
(Patrick twists the robot)
Spongebob: Patrick, don't!
Patrick: What?
Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kids: Yay!
Store owner: Ohh. The toy barrel is now open for business.
Store owner: Prepare for more fun you had.
Kids: Yay...!
(Spongebob & Patrick come running outside the Toy Barrel)
Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Spongebob: My eyes!
Patrick: With neptune as my witness, you never experienced the unholy terrors inside that store.
Patrick: Hey, they're open!
(Patrick laughs)
Patrick: I love toys!
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