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Episode Transcript: Pest of the West
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Episode Article: Pest of the West
Characters
- SpongeBob
- Mr. Krabs
- Sandy
- Patrick
- Squidward
- SpongeBuck SquarePants
- Pecos Patrick
- Squeeze Tentacles (Squidward's Western Ancestor)
- Mr. Krabs' Western Ancestor
- Dead Eye Plankton
- Mrs Puff's Western Ancestor
- Citizens of Dead Eye Gulch
- Fish 1-4
- Patrick's Great-Great Uncle
- Voice
Dialogue
(Episode starts at the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: Backing up! (Walks backward, face to the ground) Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop,
Squidward: Him better off not knowing.
SpongeBob: Boop, Boop, Boop! (Flips over and puts a tray on a customer's table) Your Krabby Patty, sir.
Fish 1: Do you always serve food like this?
SpongeBob: You mean with a smile? Yes, sir! (Patrick walks in on a pretend horse)
Patrick: Beware! Let it be known to all, The mollusks are coming! Tally, ho! (Rides around the Krusty Krab) The mollusks are coming! The mollusks are coming! The mollusks are coming! THE MOLLUSKS ARE COMING!
SpongeBob: NOT THE MOLLUSKS!
Patrick: Mollusks? What mollusks?
SpongeBob: There aren't any mollusks coming, are there, Patrick?
Patrick: No. I was just pretending to be my famed, Great-Great Uncle, Patrick Revere! He rode through town warning everybody of the coming of vicious, man-eating mollusks! (A flashback begins with Patrick's Great-Great uncle riding through town)
Patrick's Great-Great uncle: The mollusks are coming! The mollusks are coming!
Patrick: It's too bad no one believed him.
Fish 2: What beeth the deal with ye olde nutcase? (Mollusks come in Fish 2,3 scream) (Flashback ends)
SpongeBob: Wow, Patrick. I didn't know you had a famous relative.
Patrick: Yeah, well the best part is, I don't have to accomplish anything in life, because my Uncle already did it for me.
Mr. Krabs: That's nothing! My Great-Great Grandpappy Krabs invented the best thing since loose change! The spandprift billfold system! Allow me to demonstrate.
