Episode Transcript: Banned in Bikini Bottom

(The Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is cooking krabby patties, and hears them sizzle. A big puff of steam comes up. SpongeBob Kisses it)

SpongeBob: I know I've said this 90 times already but.....

Music: I Love Krabby Patties

I love Krabby Patties
I think that they ate swell.
They are the best
There's no contest
And now I'm going to yell. 

SpongeBob: Whew!

SpongeBob fills his holes up with air while Squidward walks to the soda machine with a box of cups, and makes a replica of a house of cards with cups. The music continues.

I love krabby patties!
I think they're swell.
They're so neat
and quite a treat
And how I love the way they smell.....
La la lalalalal
Lalalalalalalala
lalalalalalalala

Squidward: Iknew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today.

lalalalalaaaaaaa lalalala!!!

A tour bus comes out with Mrs. Priss blowing a whistle that signals more ladies.

Mr. Krabs: Hello, and welcome one, and all your money to ye olde Krusty Krab!

Mrs. Priss: Come along, sisters. Pay no mind to this crimson of bomonation!

Squidward: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Mrs. Priss: Greetings. Although your establishment seems ropognent, and foul in nature, It seems not to affend our senceativiies. It is for that reason, plus the fact that we have been stuck on a tour bus for sevral days that my sisters, and I would like to eat something here.

Squidward: Okay. But first let me call the mortition and tell him his uniform's been stolen. (Squidward cracks up) chothing singer!

Mr. Krabs Squidward! Thease rich, and han- I mean these little lovely ladies-are obisly here to eat So let's sell them I mean offer them some delicious krabby patties!

Mrs. Priss: Well mister..

Mr. Krabs: Krabs, my lady.

Mrs. Priss: Mr. Grabs, you know the basic rules of behaving like a civalized bottomfeeder. Perhaps your restaraunt is'nt quite the hybe of degenerence it appears to be. And we had you figured all wrong.

Mr. Krabs: Of course you did, cause you're about to find out. SPONGEBOB!!!1

AAAHHH...................I like krabby patties!
I think they're swell. 
I like krabby patties
And you cannot tell. 
Krabby patties
Krabby patties. 
They're so neat. 
Lalalalala. Sweet to eat. 
Lalalalala. Realy neat.
Really neat. 
Treat that's neat. 
Sweettreatsweet treat. 
(Gerblish)

Mrs. Priss blows whistle.

Mrs. Priss: Look at this wild hooligan. Running a muck, singing, dancing, it's shapless, disgusting.