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Episode Transcript: The Two Faces of Squidward
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Characters
Music: Squidward Had a Krabby Patty
Squidward had a Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty. Squidward had a Krabby Patty Who's face was white as snow.
Squidward had a Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty. Squidward had a Krabby Patty Who's face was white as snow.
Squidward: Do you mind, I'm trying to work in a fast food restaurant, do you wanna try it sometime?
SpongeBob: I'm sure well Squidward, that sounds... (Patrick interferes)
Patrick: Oh wait a minute, SpongeBob, you're re-doing your work at a fast food restaurant!
SpongeBob: Oh yeah!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Yay!
Squidward: Reminds me of Firetype Theraphist (shows the costumers) and stop brining neighbors to work!
Patrick: We're not just neighbors.
SpongeBob: You can say that again!
Patrick: Were not just... (Squidward interferes)
Squidward: I don't care! (faces the costumers embarassed)
SpongeBob & Patrick: Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!
Squidward: (Squidward is shown like a thermometer, reaching the boiling point) Alright, I'm gonna, I don't know what to do! (Spongebob opens the door and bashes Squidward's face)
SpongeBob: (singing) Here comes the Krabby Patty when she comes!
Squidward: Aww! (SpongeBob looks into Squidward) SpongeBob, you nickelboom you broke my face! Don't just stand there, help me! I need a doctor in this!
(Sounds of operation, Spongebob eats Krusty Krab hats, Doctor Gill Gilliam opens the door)
SpongeBob: Oh, doctor is he gonna be alright, for the love of Neptune tell me!
Dr. Gill Gilliam: Stop! Squidward told me in time that he would be alright as long as you stayed in the other side of the room while we remove his bandages.
SpongeBob: No problem, doctor! (SpongeBob moves to other side of the bed)
Dr. Gill Gilliam: (sighs and takes out some scissors and is about to remove the bandages on Squidward's face)
SpongeBob: Wait!
Dr. Gill Gilliam: What?
SpongeBob: Are you sure that this patient has enough emensmansera?
Dr. Gill Gilliam: I have no idea what that is.
SpongeBob: Very well then... carry on!
Dr. Gill Gilliam: May I?
