Hash Slinging Slasher

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Slasher

The Hash Slinging Slasher is a story told by Squidward. Squidward told SpongeBob all about him, and then he thought that it was a joke. SpongeBob could not pronounce his name. That night, a fake slasher came. But it was not. He was a teenager wanting a job. When the fake slasher revealed his hand; he was holding the spatula. In the story the Slasher cut off his own hand and replaced it with a spatula. He got killed by a bus. He hung up the phone because he was nervous. He did not flicker the lights. Nosferatu, a horror character from a 1922 movie, did.

How people know that the Slasher will come

  • The lights will flicker on and off.
  • The phone will ring, and there will be no one there.
  • The ghostly bus arrives.


Squidward's Mistake

  • The walls will ooze green slime!

But they always do that.

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