Squidward's House

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Squidward's house

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Squidwards House - Inside

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Alarm Cabinet

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The House at X-Mas

Squidward's House is an "Easter Island Head" (a Moai) as Squidward said in SB-129, it is between the houses of SpongeBob and Patrick, and like Bikini Bottom and the Krusty Krab, it seems to get destroyed often, but not as often as the Krusty Krab and Bikini Bottom themselves. The address is 122 Conch Street.

The Tiki House

The house resembles Squidward. In the book Bottoms Up!, a joke hinted that Squidward bought the house so he can get a head. In Plankton!, the house was one floor and this marked a cartoon goof because this is the only time that Squidward's house is low. In Christmas, the Tiki House became Bikini Bottom's Christmas Present! In the episode: Squidville all of the houses in Tentacle Acres were "Easter Island Head"s

Rooms

Downstairs

• Living Room: Blue and green, has couch, TV, chocolates, shell phone, and connected to the mouth door.
• Kitchen: Although only seen in Naughty Nautical Neighbors, this was the place where Squidward made a cake. The kitchen is in the back of the house.

Upstairs

• Bathroom: Has little bath and sink. Squidward normally has a "pink" bath soap. In the episode: Squid's Day Off, this is where he spent his Day Off but SpongeBob found him.
• Bedroom: Where he sleeps with ugly purple or pink pajamas has four slippers. The bedroom is behind the bathroom.
• Gallery: The place where Squidward makes ugly drawings of himself and plays his Clarinet very awkwardly.
• Back Room: Probably not seen ever in a single SpongeBob episode.
• Wall Room:The place where Squidward only has a bookshelf wallpaper and a comicbook of the Flying Dutchman's Revenge.

Destroyed Instances

Compared to the Krusty Krab and Bikini Bottom, Squidward's house gets destroyed often, but not too often.

• Naughty Nautical Neighbors: when Squidward's house fills with the bubbles from SpongeBob and Patrick, it explodes of carbon dioxide.

• The Paper: when Squidward tries to have SpongeBob break his promise, he trades all of his house for the paper. his house becomes only a circular shape for the foundation.

• Squidville: SpongeBob and Patrick use their Reef Blowers to grab pieces of his house, then shoot it back out to blow the house up.

• I Was a Teenage Gary: SpongeSnail made Squidward not stand on the floor and Squidward kept making the house shake destroying everything inside the house and Squidward gets his nose pinned into the Snail Plasma. The house

is shakened over and drops to it's left next to SpongeBob's House, crushing all the furniture and objects.

• Can You Spare a Dime? Squidward loses his house because he can't afford to pay the house's needs after quitting his job.

• Plankton!: SpongeBob is brain-minded by Plankton's Plan A and SpongeBob uses his hands to destroy the house!

• Sandy's Rocket: SpongeBob and Patrick mistakened Squidward as an alien, and destroyed the house by shaking it in an alien-hunting rampage destroying the inside of the house.

• Rule Of Dumb: Patrick Star as king uses the Bikini Bottom Construction to throw away and wipe out Squidward's house

to make room for a ferris wheel for his home on his front yard.

A Life of It's Own?

In some episodes it is shown that Squidward's house may have a life of it's own. Such episodes as: The Secret Box, where Patrick says "Not even Squidward's house can know the secret" and Squid's house leans down to hear. In the episode: Good Neighbors, the house became controlled by the atrocious installation of destroying called Security System 5000 (Free Installation). The only threat of the Security System 5000 was Squidward Tentacles, and the house became controlled (similar to the Godzilla films where monsters are controlled by machines),and destroyed Bikini Bottom. It was shut down by the Off Button. In Funny Pants, the Tiki Eastern Island Head made an "Angry" face and had some hands to cover it's ears because of SpongeBob's crying.