Episode Transcript: SpongeBob You're Fired

French Narrotor: Ah, what a glorous summer's day at the Krusty Krab, home at the Krabby Patty.

(Mr. Krabs was in his office, filling out a check when he hears knock at the door)

Mr. Krabs: Come in! (sees Spongebob)

Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, I heard you've called me eariler for a.....important meeting with you sir.

(Mr. Krabs looks puzzled, then he frowned)

Mr. Krabs: (serious) Well yes Spongebob, I've didn't want to tell you this, but to save money for the Krusty Krab, you're going to have to be.....(looks really sad)...fired.

(Spongebob's eyes filled with tears with deep sadness)

Spongebob: (wails) But Mr. Krabs, I don't want to get fired! Please, let me stay! (ran over and hugged Mr. Krabs, begging) Oh please, please please -

Mr. Krabs: I'm sorry Spongebob, but the rules are the rules and I have to sign the contract of your inapperance. I'm afraid you'll have to shake a leg and get your squareness out of me place.

Spongebob: (sad-looking) Yes sir. (leaves the Krusty Krab and goes to the park, sitting on a picnic blanket he had set up) (to himself) I hate being fired from my favorite place in Bikini Bottom, and if that means well, I'm going to take Spat with me. (later with Spat, his favorite spatula) Oh Spat, you and I are running away! (starts crying)

(Patrick was taking a nap, nosily sucking on his thumb on a nearby bench when he woke up and saw a red-eyed sad-looking Spongebob.)

Patrick: (shocked) Spongebob? What's wrong buddy?

Spongebob: (explaining) Mr. Krabs called me at my house this morning, and eariler, to save money, he fired me! So I decided to come here at the park with my spatula to calm down, but then you woke up

(Patrick was speechless for quite some time, until tears started weeling up in his eyes)

Patrick: (starts to cry) Oh my best friend, I never thought this could happen to you!

Spongebob: (hugging Patrick) I know buddy, me too! (then gets an idea) We could go to the woods together.

Patrick: Good idea Spongebob! (later arrives in the dark woods) It's look really scary, I want to go to sleep, I'm tired.

(So Spongebob sets out a blanket for them to lie down on and then they looked up at the stars)

Spongebob: (to Patrick) It was a good idea to bring Spat along with us, but do you think - (sees Patrick nosily sucking on his thumb again) (to himself) Oh well, I could always talk to Spat and - (his eyes got heavy and then falls fast asleep. Scene switches to next morning where Spongebob and Patrick woke up.)

Patrick: Good morning Spongebob.

Spongbob: Good morning Patrick, good morning Spat. (Spat says nothing)

French Narrotor: Seven hours later...(we see the two friends getting ready to sleep, but Patrick was already asleep.)

Spongebob (looking at his watch) One-fifty-seven? (lays back down and closed his eyes, but he hears a growl and looks at Spat) Spat? Are you awake buddy? (Spat says nothing. Spongebob digs into his pocket and picked up a cookie, he eats it slowly, then shivers) Patrick? Patrick?? (Patrick is still asleep, making loud sucking noises)

(The growl was actually Plankton in his big Bear-o-Bot when he pushed a green button. He was now checking his equations to make sure his plan was working.)

Plankton: Let's see......45.2 would add up to the same equal size as 57......the square roots of 56 would......of course! (hops on his chalkboard, looking at his equations, then turns to his wife, Karen.) You know Karen, with a smart computer like you, my equation would fail.

Karen: (in her sarcastic voice) Oh yeah, right, like anyone was supposed to know that. (Plankton stares at her impatiently) By the way, it would equal the same size as your brain!

Plankton: (angry and sarcastic) Oh please, you wouldn't happen to be the computer who used to make chum, ,cleaned the tables, or trying to put on a circus act for the kids!

Karen: (groans) That was only for fifty-seven minutes!

Plankton: Let's face it Karen, no matter how much I try or how hard it gets, I'll never get Krabs' forumla! Krabs has won!

Karen: You shouldn't let Krabs beat you every time, you know. I told that a million-and-seven times.

(Scene switchs back to Spongebob and Patrick on the blanket, Spongebob was almost about to close his eyes when he heard loud thumping.)

Patrick: (his mouth full of his thumb and opens one sleepy eye) Hmmm? (closes eye and falls back to sleep while Spongebob starts shivering.)

Spongebob: I don't know what to do. Patrick won't help me and Spat wouldn't - (His eyes lit up and he smiled big) That could be the answer! (Spat is lying down next to him, asleep) Spat? Wake up Spat! (Spat wakes up, but says nothing. Spongebob picks him up.) Oh Spat, we must go on a quest! (looks at Patrick) We'll have to take Patrick along, by my back.

Narrator: A few hours later...

(Spongebob was carrying his sleepy friend and Spat was in his pocket, safe and sound.)

Spongebob: (tired) I....can't....carry...him....much...longer.... (to himself)We've got to find out who is behind all this.

(Meanwhile, Plankton is still working out his plan. He scribbled a few circles, and did some math. Finally, Karen lost her patience.)

Karen: (groan) Plankton, you know this isn't going to work you know.

Plankton: Oh be quiet, computer brain. (adds a 9 next to the 3) That's better....I think. (adds a 5 to the 7 and 3) There we go! I think I've got the perfect idea! (evil laugh)

(Scene cuts to Spongebob, still worn-out from carrying his friend around.)

Spongebob: (shivering) It's so cold....(tired groan)I want to go back to our.....(sees the blanket that he, Patrick, and Spat lied on) Oh, we're already here. (realized) Wait a minute, we went around in circles. (lies Patrick down.) Good night, Patrick. (lies himself down and pulls Spat out) Good night Spat, I love you. And good night, myself. (starts snoring and Patrick sucked on his thumb noisily.)

Narrator: The next morning...

Plankton: Fianlly, that forumla is sure to be all mine (evil laugh, then looks at Karen) You don't what I'm talking about, don't you?

Karen: Oh yes, I do. You just won't be able to get the forumla in this box of claws. (Plankton was offended)

Plankton: (with fury) Karen!! This is my Bear-O-Bot I build last Sunday....or what it Monday? Oh well. But remember this: That Krabs will have nothing to my little arms to strengh on his big body.

Karen: (sarcastic) Oh groan, you think Mr. Krabs is going to win this feud of yours, but it's not going to happen. He knows all your failures and you don't know his money-grave in profit.

(Upon hearing this, Plankton jumped onto the seat of his control and pressed the red button.)

Plankton: Time to go to action!!

(Scene cuts to where Spongebob, Patrick, and Spat are still sleeping. The morning sun made the ocean a bright blue and they both woke up.)

Patrick: (yawns) Good morning Spongebob. (he takes out a yogurt cup and spoon and dips some of the yogurt into his mouth)Mmmhmm...yummy.

Spongebob: Morning Patrick. (takes out a strawberry yogurt and spoon and dips some of it in his mouth) Mmm....this is good, only it needs a bit of sugar to it. (takes out a bag of sugar) Now this will make my breakfast even better.

Bear-O-Bot: Roar! (he held up his robotic arms and thumped towards Patrick and Spongebob) I've come for the forumla....you'd better give it to me now!

Spongebob: Wait a minute, Plankton is behind this. (shakes Patrick, making chocolate foam spray on his mouth and onto his face) Patrick, we need to get out of here.

Patrick: But why Spongebob? (dips another spoonful of his chocolate yogurt and placed it in his mouth)

Spongebob: Because I know who is behind this mess: Plankton! He's trying to get the Krabby Patty forumla again, and we've got to stop him!

Patrick: (swallowing his yogurt in surprise) But don't you and Mr. Krabs usually stop him?

Spongebob: (sounding serious and a bit impatient) Yes Patrick, but now it is our turn to stop Plankton from stealing the forumla.

Patrick: Oh....but how are we going to stop Plankton in that robot behind you?

Spongebob: What? (looks behind him and screamed) AHHHH'!!! (grabs Patrick's arm) Run for it!

Patrick: (is suddenly grabbed by Spongebob's arm and fell asleep) Zzzz.... (places thumb in mouth and sucked on it noisily while Spongebob runs as fast as he could.)

(Scene switchs back to Plankton, controlling the robot, but stopped to talk to Karen.)

Plankton: I can't believe it! My plan is going to work!

Karen: It's going to fail, you know that will happen.

Plankton: Oh no, computer-brain. It will work. I can even smell it! (pulls out a nose and sniffs himself) See? I smelt it and..... (he sniffs himself again)Aww man, you're right Karen. Krabs will win, and I'll lose. (begins to sob) Whyyyy!?

Karen: You know Plankton, you and Krabs may have bitter rivalty, but you'll get Krabs uproar in one knot without him knowing.

Plankton: (serious) That is true Karen, but Krabs and I have been together for so long that I feel......lonesome. I feel like I should win once in a while. Oh Karen, it's time to put this robot bear into the Krabs form, that'll way I won't that SpongeBob and his napping friend will never know.

Karen: I may be complaining about this, but that is so dull! You won't be anywhere near Krabs' forulma.

(cuts to Plantkon fuming, then cuts to SpongeBob dragging his friend on the ground, then stops)

Spongebob: (breathlessly): Can't.......move........much........longer! (The Bear-o-Bot came closer to SpongeBob, then suddenly stops. It started to cough and splutter, black smoke was billowing from the sides.)

Plankton: (shocked) What happened!? (a red siren is seen and loud blaring echoes around the robot.) (to Karen, angrily.) Did you replace one of my batteries and left oil everywhere from my engine of my robot!?

(cuts to Karen, looking rather sheepish.)

Karen: Yes I did, it's to take you a lesson for bringing me in your robot machine!

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