Episode Transcript: Tunnel of Glove

(Episode starts with some fish on a rollercoaster)

All: Ahhhhhh!

Nancy: Come on, Pearl! The line for Tunnel of Glove is filling up. This is gonna' be so totally like fun!

Spongebob: Hey Pearl.

Pearl and Nancy and Debbie: uhh!

Pearl: Spongebob. What are you doing here.

Nancy: Is that your boyfriend?

Spongebob: Well I am a boy and I am her friend. Dayayayay!

Nancy and Debbie: Ha, ha, ha, ha, he, he, he, he.

Nancy: Spongebob. Stand here for a second. (Debbie takes a picture)Hee, hee.

Debbie: Just thought we should keep this moment for... Postairity.

Patrick: I didn't know you had a girlfriend.

Pearl: Quiet! He is not my boyfriend!

Patrick: Well that was fast! Don't worry, buddy. There's plenty of fish in the street car.

Nancy: Anyway. Lets go to the ride.

Spongebob: Bye, Pearl. Tell Mr. Krabs I said hi. Lets bounce Patrick. Patrick?

Patrick: Busy. I'll catch up with you later. (Eats cotten candy)

(Scene skips to the Tunnel of Glove)

Announcer: Please remain seated until the boat comes to a complete stop.

Nat Peterson: Next.

Nancy: Come on, Pearl.

Nat Peterson: Sorry. Only two per car. You'll have to wait the next car. Any single riders come to the front.

Spongebob: Oh I'm a single rider. Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Parndon me. After you fellow single rider, Pearl.

Pearl: Ugh!

Announcer: Please keep your arms and legs inside the boat at all times and do not leave the boat until the ride is over. Thank you.

Spongebob: Uhh. Pearl. You arm. It's outside the boat.

Pearl: I will put my arm inside the boat. But don't touch me, Don't talk to me, don't even look at me. (Spongebob zips his mouth and eyes shut)Uh. Boring.

Cupid: Real light to have light. Heah, hearts

Pearl: The ride is so lame. Hey! You're allowed to speak now.

Spongebob: (breaths) I bet Mr. Krabs would get a kick out of this ride! Don't ya think? He so tough on the outside but he's got a soft side too. One time I was upset because my snail Gary was sick and he let me leave 5 minutes early. Don't you think thats the sweetest thing you've ever heard. (His mouth turns into a microphone) Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Narrator: Two Extremely Boring Minutes later

Spongebob: And then there was that time when he yelled at me for getting to work before he did and he didn't even doct my pay, what a sweet man.

Pearl: Ahhh! You're making this ride even more boring! Is such a thing possible! (She puts her foot out of the boat)

Spongebob: You're supposed to keep you're arms and legs inside inside the boat until the boat comes to a compleeeete... (Bumps into the ceiling and lands back in the boat) ...Stop.

Pearl: What was that?

Announcer: Attention sweathearts. We are expieriencing techincal difficalties. Please remain seated.

Pearl: Oh great. Just great.

Narrator: 3 Hours Later

Perch Perkins: Breaking News. The Tunnel of Glove has turned into a Tunnel of Terror. Hours ago the mecanizum that controled the boats misteriously stopped trapping the doomed couple inside. We have the youth's friends who escaped the tunnel before tradgetity befell the two sweathearts.

Nancy: It's true. We bearly escaped the tunnel with our lives. It was horrible.

Perch Perkins: And what was the name of your friend.

Nancy: Pearl and her boyfriend Spongebob. Hee, hee, hee.

Perch Perkins: So there you heard it. As time runs out, still no words from the empearald whale girl and Spongebob. (Scene zooms out and Patrick is eating)

Patrick: Oh no! I'm out of coral on a stick. Time to chomp through the fried barnacles.

Perch Perkins: At this time survival looks bleek for the little yellow Sponge.

Patrick: No! This is my worst nightmare. I don't have a drink.

Perch Perkins: Hey doofus! You're best buddy is trapped in the Tunnel of Glove and may never escape.

Patrick: You mean Spongebob?

(Scene skips to outside the Tunnel of Glove)

Patrick: Don't worry Spongebob! I'm coming for you!

Police Man: Hey! No one beyond this point.

Patrick: My best buddy is trapped in there. You gotta' let me through.

Police Man: No can do big guy. Too dangorous.

Patrick: So Mr. Police guy won't let me in the front, eh. I'll just have to find my own way in.

(Scene skips to the Glove World Power Plant)

Patrick: Ah ha! Congradulations! You have fououound you friend. Spongebob is right behind this door. I'm coming to get you buddy. Spongebob? Where? Oh there you are. I'll free you from your shakles. (Rippes out the pipe) There you are. Go to you're happy self.

(Lights go out in the Tunnel of Glove)

Spongebob: Ahhhh!

Police Man: Don't worry little girl. We are working as fast as we could.

Pearl: That wasn't me. That was Spongebob.

Police Man: Thank you little boy.

Pearl: (fumes)

Spongebob: Don't threat Pearl. It's just the dark. Nothing scary about the dark. It's the things in the dark you have to watch out for. Monsters, Creeps, Ghouls, Clowns, Witches, Warewolves, Clowns, Crawly things, Crawly clowns. Those are the worst. The crawly clowns.

Pearl: Well whatever Spongebob. I'm gonna' find my way out of here.

Spongebob: Pearl. I wouldn't do that if I were you. You aren't keeping you arms and legs inside the boat. Pearl. I think I should accompany you incase anything in the dark. Lurking.

Pearl: Okay. After you.

Spongebob: Okay. I'll just fearlessly lead the way. Ahhhhhhh! Snakes!

Pearl: Those are streamers fool!

Spongebob: I'll just stay up here.

Pearl: Oh grow up, Spongebob. The are no creepies, there are no crawies. There are no snakes so stop whining so we can look for our way out of here.

Spongebob: Okay Pearl. You've made your point. I'll stop talking about vogers and vampier batfish and sharks...

Pearl: Spongebob.

Spongebob: And I won't talk about zombies.

Pearl: Spongebob.

Spongebob: Or ghostly pirates or laboratory creatures.

Pearl: Spongebob.

Spongebob: Or green beings from another planet.

Pearl: Okay Spongebob. Okay.

Spongebob: Or bus drivers.

Pearl: Okay Spongebob. Thats enough.

Spongebob: Shhh. Did you hear that.

Pearl: Now I'm scared Spongebob.

Spongebob: It sounded like a crawly wareclown.

Pearl: But theres no such thing.

Spongebob: Oh he's here. OOO.

(A Cupid Swings by)

Spongebob and Pearl: AHHH! (They jump into the boat and Spongebob gets hit in the head by a toilet plunger)

Spongebob: A ha ha ha, he.

(Scene skips to Patrick and Medal Spongebob)

Patrick: Aw! Not another scunk! How did you beat me again? (Turns to an electrition) Hey. You find it funny to lock up my best friend. Hey I am talking towards you and I know you kidnapped Spongebob.

Electrion: I don't know about your best friend. I'm just the electrition.

Patrick: I see you are a magician. But that fooder does not erase what you just have done.

Electrition: You need to relax. Have a seat and cool off.

Patrick: Jease. Some people are so pushy. (Sits on the lever)

Electrition: Just don't sit on the LEVER!

Patrick: Oops. (Breaks the lever)

Electrition: Now the ride is stuck in dangerous super fast mode.

Patrick: You told me to sit on it.

(Scene skips to the inside of the Tunnel of Glove)

Pearl: What was that?

Spongebob: I don't know.

Both: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Pearl: Hold me Spongebob!

Both: Ahhh! Huh?

Spongebob: Oh. The hall of great romance.

(Scene skips to the Glove World Power plant)

Patrick: Okay, Okay. I think I heard you. Will not sit on anything else. I'll just gingerly lean on this wall. Huh? (Leans on a do not push button)

Electrition: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(Scene skips to the inside of the tunnel)

Spongebob: Oh. How romantical.

Pearl: Pssssst. I imagined it bigger. (Anthony's head explodes)

Spongebob: Look a cute adorable charoff. (The Charoff's head explodes) Pearl. I don't think this is the Tunnel of Glove. This is the Tunnel of evil.

Both: Huhuhuhuh.

(Scene skips to the Glove World Power Plant)

Electrition: Stupid Kid.

Patrick: Nice facilities. Nice water pressure.

Electrition: Neptune's mother!

(Scene skips to the inside of the Tunnel of Glove)

Spongebob and Pearl: Huhuhuhu.

Pearl: Whats that? (A bunch of water comes toward them)

Both: Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhh!

Evil Fish #1: Uhhhhhh.

Spongebob and Pearl: Ahhhhhh! (The boat goes down a waterfall) Ahhhh!

Evil Fish #2,3 and 4: Uhhhhhh!

(Scene skips to outside the Tunnel of Glove)

Police Man: Shes gonna' blow. Noooooo!

Other Fish: Ahhhhhhhhhh!

(The boat breaks)

Pearl: I guess that turned out to be pretty fun.

Spongebob: Yeah.

Nancy and Debbie: Ha, ha, ha, he, he, he.

Nancy: Spongebob is your boyfriend.

Pearl: (Knocks Spongebob out of the seat) How many times to I have to say it. Ew. Gross.

Nancy: Oh don't deny it. You were totally huging him witch totally means he is totally your boyfriend.

Crawly Clown: Howdy Kids.

Spongebob: Ahhhh! Crawly clown, crawly clown.

Spongebob and Nancy and Debbie: Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Pearl: (Takes a picture) You understand girls. For postairiy.

(Scene skips to Patrick and Medal Spongebob)

Patrick: Are you gonna' finish that?

(Episode Ends)