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Episode Transcript: Kracked Krabs
Dialogue
(First scene at Krusty Krab)
Squidward: SpongeBob, one extra large order of sea fries.
SpongeBob: Aaaaaaannnndddd...
Squidward: Please.
SpongeBob: Well, that wasn't so hard, was it?
Squidward: Yes. Yes it was.
SpongeBob: (Snaps finger) One large sea fries coming up! (Walks to a bag full of sea taters and picks it up. Pours the taters into his holes then walks back. Strains himself and the fries comes out of him and into the frier. SpongeBob bonks himself in the head and one more comes out) (frier goes DING!) Eeeeeee! (Picks up fries and places them on the container. Gives them to Squidward)
Squidward: One large sea fries. Extra weird.
Mr. Krabs: (A mega phone appears) SPOOOOONGEBOOOOOOB!!! (SpongeBob's facial parts fall out) Report to me office.
(Cut to Mr. Krabs's office)
Mr. Krabs: Now listen up, son. I called ye here on the official Krusty Krab business. Every year, me fellow cheapskate krabs meet and discuss new ways of being stinky in the workplace. But more than that, they bestow the award for Cheapest Krab. And this year, (holds up paper) I've been nominated!
SpongeBob: (Reads paper) (gibberish)...krabs...(gibberish)...nominated...(gibberish)...award...award?
Mr. Krabs: So I'll be outta town for the awards ceremony. And yer coming with me.
SpongeBob: Rooooooaaaaaddddd... trip!
(They exit the Krusty Krab)
Mr. Krabs: Now, this trip... I'm gonna teach ye all the cheapskate knowledge like you were the son I've never wanted!
SpongeBob: Ooh! Can I call you Daddy?
Mr. Krabs: No.
SpongeBob: Pa?
Mr. Krabs: No.
SpongeBob: Pops?
Mr. Krabs: No.
SpongeBob: Papa?
Mr. Krabs: No.
SpongeBob: My own man?
Mr. Krabs: No.
SpongeBob: Daddy-kins?
Mr. Krabs: Maybe.
SpongeBob: Krabby Joe?
Mr. Krabs: (Slaps his head)Ooh! No! Now, this'll be a great learning experience for you, so keep yer brain peeled!
SpongeBob: (peels his head off, revealing his brain) Can do, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: And in the tradition of the event, we are required to travel cheaply, and I'm gonna teach ya the cheapest way to do it!
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