Patchy the Pirate

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Patchy
Gender:	Male
Species:	Human
Color:	Flesh
Profession:	President of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club Former fry cook of The Poop Deck Host of "Patchy's Pick"
Favourite Episode	Shanghaied
Friends:	Potty (sometimes enemy) Mrs. Johnson Longbeard SpongeBob
Enemies:	Gorilla Mr. Pirateson The Birdbrains
Portrayor:	Tom Kenny

Patchy the Pirate is the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club and he is also SpongeBob’s number one fan. Unlike most SpongeBob characters, Patchy is human, and is played by Tom Kenny. Patchy lives in an unnamed suburb in Encino, California with his pet parrot, Potty. Patchy is mostly featured during special episodes, such as The Sponge Who Could Fly and Christmas Who?. He really loves SpongeBob, and was upset when he thought the lost episode of SpongeBob was just a scene of SpongeBob walking. He thinks the past is cooler than the future, and had a whole argument about it with Potty in the episode Ugh!. It is unknown if he has ever been a real pirate and not just a guy living in a normal neighborhood. He also has an elderly neighbor named Mrs. Johnson who always gives out cookies. It is shown in Friend or Foe? when he was upset at Potty, that he knew Potty ever since he was a little boy, and Potty was just an egg. The boy really looked like him!

Appearances

Part of the inside of Patchy's House

Patchy wears a black pirate hat with a skull and crossbones on it, a red and white bandana, an eye patch (hence the name "Patchy"), a long black beard, a purple robe, a white shirt, a hook on his hand, a peg leg for one leg, and black boots for the other leg. It appears to be missing some flesh, okay, it is a bone leg but it is probably eaten or gotten stroked in an accident by Patchy. Potty teases at Patchy for losing his leg, arm, eye, and the SpongeBob episode: The Sponge Who Could Fly. The right leg may have been eaten by that monster T-Rex from SpongeBob B.C. Potty gave him to as a present.

Restaurant Job

In the episode Friend or Foe?, Patchy worked at a restaurant called "The Poop Deck", along with Potty. His boss was a cranky old pirate named Mr. Pirateson. All his food tasted horrible, so Patchy was fired and replaced by a gorilla. He wanted to take the job to make hamburgers just like SpongeBob SquarePants, our hero. The Poop Deck's boss named Mr. Pirateson was mad at him for thinking about his wrong favorite choice of water.

===Patchy's House===

The Exterior of Patchy's House

Patchy lives in a normal house in the suburbs of Encino, California. He lives with Potty the Parrot, who annoys him a lot. These are the known rooms in his house:

• Living Room with a TV, couch.
• Bedroom full of SpongeBob merchandise such as stuffed toys, framed art, etc.
• Bathroom with a toilet and a shower.
• Kitchen with everything you expect to be included.

Personality

Patchy the Pirate isn't smart, but somewhat he started the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club somehow. At the end of each episode he appears in, he has a really big mess and trouble which makes him look like how he would be able to get out of the really Bad situation. Bad things severely happen to Patchy, and he lost his hand, leg, and foot, and eye, and the SpongeBob Videotape of the Lost Episode. The reason why The Sponge Who Could Fly is called a lost episode is because it has limited broadcasting on the Nickelodeon channel each year. Patchy only appeared in 8 episodes, but he'll probably return after Atlantis SquarePantis. Note that, the broadcasting of Atlantis SquarePantis of it's first airing and other airings are different. In the first airing of Atlantis SquarePantis, Patchy does not have a major role in it. But in other airings, after and before the TV commercials of Atlantis SquarePantis' hour, he is stuck in a boat-like mobile in the middle of no where with no water, and his radio is broken. Often he breaks down into tears when Potty insults him. Because Potty is always right!!!

Quotes

• "I don't know what it means either"
• "This is the end of SpongeBob! WAAAAH!!!!"
• "Oh go away, you stupid bird"
• "You what???"
• "Hey kids!"
• "Now time for the cartoon".
• "Oh, no! I've ruined the lost episode! Now it's lost forever!"
• "It's time for fan mail"

Trivia

• Patchy is allergic to tomatoes. (Friend or Foe?)
• Patchy does not like to eat mayo. (Atlantis SquarePantis)
• Patchy's bedroom is filled with various SpongeBob merchandise. (The Sponge Who Could Fly)
• Patchy wears SpongeBob boxers. (The Sponge Who Could Fly)
• Patchy has a cell phone that has the whistle ending of the SpongeBob theme song whenever someone calls.
• Patchy writes letters to kids inside DVD's of SpongeBob SquarePants.
• Patchy as a boy already had a beard as seen on episode Friend or Foe?.
• On episode Atlantis SquarePantis at the part where Patchy was giving his sandwich to the vulture, when he says "Come on!", it sounds more like SpongeBob.
• Patchy was bitten by a dinosaur once(SpongeBob BC).