Episode Transcript: The Slumber Party

(Mr.krabs is sleeping with crackers on his stomach)

Pearl: Unacceptable!

Mr. Krabs: Pearl!

Pearl: My friends will be here in 20 minutes for my slumber party and you're laying around in your tighty no longer whities.

Mr. Krabs: A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

Pearl: If you trusted me you would leave for the night.

Mr. Krabs: (crackers comes out of Mr. Krabs' nose) (laughs) You make crackers come out of me nose.

Pearl: Dad!

Mr. Krabs: Look I'll stay upstairs in me room and not interrupt.

Pearl: You promise?

Mr. Krabs: I promise.

Pearl: Good night daddy. (giggles)

Mr. Krabs: Good night sweetie. (walks up the stairs)

Pearl: (notices Mr. Krabs is still there) Daaaad!

Mr. Krabs: Oh, hi pumpkin. I was just setting out refreshments for your friends. (hands one to Pearl)

Pearl: Crackers and tap water? You are the cheapest crab alive.

Mr. Krabs: Don't say that. Here, would your friends want some pizza?

Pearl: Well, yeah, yeah we would.

Mr. Krabs: Okay, you could have your allowance early.

Pearl: Catsup?

Mr. Krabs: See, you put it on the crackers and mamma mia you got-a one-a pizza pie-a. (eats it) Yum.

(Pearl grabs Mr. Krabs)

Mr. Krabs: Okay, okay, I'm going.

Pearl: (throws Mr. Krabs in his room) Ow ow, there. Here. (comes outside) Hi, Dad. (notices Mr. Krabs building rules)

Mr. Krabs: Just putting up the house rules.

Pearl: No dancing, no loud music after 7:30, no touching the root beer cellar?

Mr. Krabs: And the most important one in all, no boys allowed! Isn't it glorious? (locks the door on Mr. Krabs and he tries to open the door) Sweetie, you accidentally locked the door

pearl; your not coming in this house until after the slumber party is over

mr.krabs; this is muteney

pearl; what are you gonna do about it take away my allowens (throws the crackers at mr.krabs)

mr.krabs; open this door or I'll (the no boys allowed sign goes off) (skips to spongebobs house)

spongebob; you want to sleep over at my house with meeeeeeeee

mr.krabs; what do you say boy

spongebob; eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee slumber party!

mr.krabs; maybe i should just sleep under the highway (skips to the slumber party at spongebobs house)

spongebob; we could stay up really really late and tell ghost storys and trade socks

mr.krabs; is that what girls do in slumber party

spongebob; no they invite boys over and destroy the house

mr.krabs; they do what

spongebob; you know how girls are

mr.krabs; uh........ spongebob do you know about girls

spongebob; ah do i know anything about girls no but gary does

gary; meow (hits his eye on the poker)(mr.krabs and spongebob turn there sleeping bags around and watch tv)

narrator; we know return to a scary movie slumber party zombie attack

girl 1; pillow fight

everygirl; (laughs)

girl 2; that tickles (goes back to spongebob and mr.krabs)

mr.krabs; hu look what there doing to that mans house

spognebob; mr.krabs its only a movie

mr.krabs; quiet boy (hold spongebobs mouth (goes back to the tv)

girl 1 ; look boys are here

boy 1; hi girls i brought my my distrucked friends (breakes a ship in bottal) ha distroy other peoples psitions is fun (goes back to mr.krabs and spongebob)

mr.krabs; ahhhhhhhhhh turn it off turn it off i cant take it

spongebob; i dont think this is the scary part yet (goes back to the movie)

boy 1; (boy 1 is riding a motorcycle but it is not going) (goes back to spongebob and mr.krabs)

mr.krabs; i said turn it off (smashes the tv)

spongebob; gosh mr.kras i didnt know you were afraid of zombies

mr.krabs; im not afraid of zombies you barnacle brain im afraid of (goes to spongebobs ear) teenagers

spongebob; zombie teenagers

mr.krabs; no pearl and me no good friends they might have distroyed me house right now like this (knoks dodwn spongebobs plant) oh look its not mine (distroys spongebobs picture) oh look this is one of the homeloners paseichen ladi da

spongebob; uh mr.krabs

mr.krabs; ohhh this will be fun to distroy (knoks it down on spongebob) now do you get it boy

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