Episode Transcript: Night Light

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Characters

• SpongeBob
• Patrick
• Mr. Krabs
• Gary
• Saleslady

Dialogue

• SpongeBob: [Reading] from the festering brine of the darkest darkness, crawled forth monsters of such vile nature, whose appearance was so hideous and threatening, that the author died trying to recount them in this novel!" (Closes the book and shudders.) That story is so scary! But it's only a story, right, Gary? (Gary is literally stiff with fear. He quakes and falls on his side. SpongeBob picks him up and puts him into bed next to him.) Why don't you sleep up here tonight, Gary? (Silence.) Well, I guess I should turn off the light now. (He does so.) Sure is dark. (He then sees a green monster with its brain protruding from his head in the dark. He gasps, screams and turns the light back on to reveal his inflatable raft chair.) Oh, it's just a chair! I guess I'm imagining things in the dark. (He turns off the light and hears a knocking on his window. He turns to it and sees that there's a shriveled green claw knocking.) Whoa! Another monster! (He turns on his light to reveal it's a green coral branch floating in the current.) Oh, it's just a coral branch. Nothing to be scared of! (He hears a creaking sound as if his door had opened.) What was that? (Turns the light on and off multiple times, seeing monsters over and over. The next day, at the Krusty Krab...)
• Mr. Krabs: Hey, Squidward have you seen SpongeBob? [At that moment a very drowsy and tried SpongeBon walks in, We see a close-up og his 5 o'clock shadow, bloodshot eyes and droopy nose]
• Mr. Krabs: Whoa. You don't look so good, laddie
• SpongeBob: Oh, it's nothing Mr. Kravs, I just had a rough night, but it's nice and bright today! [He walks info the kitchen and we hear a big clatter from outside. Mr. Krabs bursts through the kitchen door]
• Mr. Krabs: Meanderling mermaids! What's all this racket boy? [We see SpongeBob running around in circles with a pot on his head]
• SpongeBob: [screams] The Dark Get if off Get if Off Get if Off Get in Off get in Off Get in Off {Mr. Krabs pulls it his head]
• Mr. Krabs: Get a hold of yourself, boy [SpongeBon is silent but then]
• SpongeBob: [blinks and screams]
• Mr. Krabs What is it now, boy?
• SpongeBob: [SpongeBob blinks and screams] [blinks and screams again] Whenever I blink, I see nothing

but the darkness!

• Mr. Krabs: Then don't blink
• SpongeBob: Great idea, Mr. Krabs [Puts two rench fries between his eyelids to prop then open]
• SpongeBob: Yes, it's working... {his eyes are unable to function properly and hut, the French fries snap and go flyning: SpongeBon screams]
• Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, that's enough! We've got 15 orders to fill! Now go in the cooler and get some fresh patties.
• SpongeBob: You want me to go in there
• SpongeBob: Sawe me, the Darkness!
• Mr. Krabs: Now look here. Your work is starting to affect me orifits. You need to get some shut-eye why don't you get yourself a night light?
• SpongeBob: Night Light?
• Mr. Krabs: Yeah, boy it"ll keep your room lit so you won't be sacred stiff
• SpongeBob: Great idea, Mr. Krabs {the night SpongeBob browses Barg N Mart wearinh his green pajamas and nightcap] Night light night light,, Oh! Oh It's beautiful! Execuse me! Are these night lights guaranteed to keep the ceepy creatuers to the dark away?
• Debbie: If I answer "Yes" will you leave the score sooner?
• SpongeBob: Now that I cen see .. I wonder wthat;s in may dark scary-lookinh bathromm! Night light! Night light! Oh, thank you thank you your tali light anyways, Gary
• Gary: Meow
• SpongeBob: What was that, Gary?
• Gary: Meow
• SpongeBob: You're right, Gary! I've got darkness inside of me! [He turns on two flashlights and sticks them in his eye sockets. Outside his pineapple, the whole thing seems to be glowing orange from all the lights. It wakes Patrick up, and he walks outside]
• Patrick: SpongeBob's having a party without me? [Walks over to SpongeBob's pineapple and knocks on the door] Hmph! Throw a party without your best friend? Oh, we'll just see about that. [SpongeBob opens the door and yanks Patrick inside]

(The episode launches with SpongeBob reading at night in his pineapple home.)