Transcript: The Endless Summer

The Endless Summer is a SpongeBob short that shows the effects of Global Warming.

Dialogue and Liam's House shorts

(The camera at Patchy's House)

Narrator: And now the Patchy's House with the host: Patchy the Pirate.

Patchy the Pirate: Hi kids.

Potty the Parrot: The cartoon.

(The cartoon starts singing Off to Work)

SpongeBob: (singing) I’m off to work at the Krusty Krab frying up Patties and bladdity blab!
(He stops singing and we see The Krusty Krab with a smoke stack. Inside, a car; pumps exhaust through a tube to the ceiling.)

SpongeBob: Huh? That’s new. Strange place to park a car. What’s this for?
(He pulls off the tube and gets tangled in it)

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! You're wasting my precious carbon dioxide!

SpongeBob: Carbon Dioxide?

Mr. Krabs: I’m pumpin' it into the atmosphere, boy. Thanks to Global Warming the temperature will soon go through the roof. And then we'll have an endless summer.

SpongeBob: Why do you want an endless summer Mr. Krabs?
(They go outside, where there is a swimming pool.)

Mr. Krabs: So I can open me latest money maker, The Krusty Pool!

SpongeBob: But what about winter sports, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Eh, forget winter, boy, we’re talking about sun tan and hangin' ten and swimming all year long!

SpongeBob: Hm.. The endless summer does sound fun!

Mr. Krabs: And profitable!

SpongeBob: Fun and profitable! Big business does it again. I just wish it could be the endless summer right now! (Gets an idea) Hey!
(Cut to Mr. Krabs' office, where he plays with little clay figures.)

Toy Mr. Krabs: Umbrellas are three dollars, sir!

Toy Fish: Oh! What a bargain! I'll give you five! (The clay figures then melt in his hands)

Mr. Krabs: What the barnacles? It suddenly got very warm in here! (Opening the door) Who turned up the hea-? (He sees many cars plugged into tubes like the one from earlier and goes outside) SpongeBob, what are you doing?

SpongeBob: Just throwing another tire in the fire for Global Warming, Mr. Krabs! (He laughs) Hey look! It’s working! The entire town is heading to this way to cool off.

Mr. Krabs: You mean pay off! Hurry, SpongeBob, fill the pool, fill the pool!

SpongeBob: Aye, aye, sir!

Mr. Krabs: Have your money ready folks! The line starts here! (The fish trample Mr. Krabs with only Patrick left.)

Mr. Krabs: Where’s everybody going?

Patrick: We're all moving to north! We can’t live here anymore! It’s too hot!

Mr. Krabs: All me customers have moved to cooler climates.

SpongeBob: Look at the bright side Mr. Krabs! There won’t be a line to go to the pool! (He jumps into the pool, but suddenly the water evaporates.): Caaannooonnnbaaaalll!!! (He slams into the pool) Ouch!
(The camera back at Patchy the Pirate)

Patchy the Pirate: Hi. His pool. (He run to swimming pool.) Look. (He jump to pool.) What the-.

Gorilla: (crash Patchy and says aloud "CRASH".)

Crab: Thanks for SpongeBob Special? (cut to black and credits roll.)

Liam's House Short #1

(The episode starts with the Liam's House)

Liam: (playing laptop computer)

(The scene trailer starts with Hamm watch TV)

Rex:

This too fast.

(Rex telling)

Friends: (telling to stop)

Hamm: (telling)

Rex:

What.

(The card appears "AKEPOICTURES")

(The next scene take Woody)

(telling)

(The scene appears says "Un amigo" and appears)

(telling)

(The scene says "un plan" and appears)

Part 1; Ending

Patchy:

And now the cartoon,
He watch the cartoon,
I see the cartoon,
And watch the cartoon.

Dad going to work.
Mom going to work.

Dad:

Bye.

Patchy:

Dad said.

Mom:

Bye.

Patchy:

Mom said.

Patchy:

Drive to office,
Drive car.
Mr. Krabs said-

Mr. Krabs:

Gone.

Patchy:

Play with Wii U,
Play with Wii,
Play with Nintendo DS,
Play games.

SpongeBob:

It's gone.

Patchy:

Play toys,
Mario games.
Mr. Krabs said-

Mr. Krabs:

Gone.

Part 2; Nintendo game

(A title screen shows like a Nintendo game)

Mr. Krabs (Singing): I am Mr. Krabs and I like money. I am play...

GAME
OVER

Mr. Krabs

Game over.

(A title screen shows like a Nintendo game again)

Mr. Krabs (Singing again): ...and I like money...

GAME
OVER

Mr. Krabs:

Over again.

(A title screen shows like a Nintendo game again)

Mr. Krabs (Singing again): ...I like to play...

GAME
OVER

Mr. Krabs:

Not again.

Part 3; Mario game

(A title screen shows like a Mario game)

SpongeBob:
Race
You have sponge.
Mario: 
No.
You have star.
SpongeBob: 
Yes.

Mr. Krabs: Good sing. (SpongeBob bursts turned himself into the superhero)

SpongeBob: 
Superhero.
You have fly.
Mario: 
No
You have magic.
SpongeBob:
Yes.

(SpongeBob turned himself into the magic)

SpongeBob:
Magic...

GAME
OVER

Mr. Krabs: Not again.

See Also

• The Endless Summer

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