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Episode Transcript: The Main Drain
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(At the Krusty Krab, we see SpongeBob coming out of the freezer with a krabby patty)
SpongeBob: Nothing like a fresh frozen krabby patty with extra freezer burn flavor. (His nose breaks off. He walks up to the grill) Here we go...(Interrupts himself of the sight of the filthy grill. He takes his finger and observes part of the filth.) Hmm, grill look a tad dirty. (Cuts to the counter with a customer.)
Customer: Yeah, I like to order...(Gets interrupted by a noise from the kitchen.)
Squidward: Hold that thought. (SpongeBob is cleaning the grill with a red sponge. Squidward pops his head in the window.) SpongeBob, what is all that r...(SpongeBob cleans Squidward's face, he goes back to the counter with his face all dirty.)
Customer: Uh, so I like to order...(Squidward closes his mouth, hushing him. Back in the kitchen, the grill is all cleaned. SpongeBob places the red sponge in his tongue.)
SpongeBob: (Pops his head out the window.) Say! Who wants...the first from our freshly cleaned grill!? (Hyperventilates excitedly.)
Customer: (Delighted) I would like a krabby patty.
SpongeBob: Okay, how about you, Squid...
Squidward: No! I do not want a krabby patty.
SpongeBob: (Touching Squid's nose) You suuure?
Squidward: Don't touch me.
Customer: Why don't you want a krabby patty?
Squidward: I've seen what he cleans the grill with. (Cuts to the kitchen.)
SpongeBob: Now all I need is a fresh patty. (Walk to the freezer when he is slipping on water. Out the door, he made a path of water, grabs a pole, and slides back to the kitchen, closing the door. He is now lying down.)
SpongeBob: Hey, where'd all this water come from? (He noticed the sink was running. He walks up to it and turns it off.) There we go. Oh my stars and garters, the sink is clogged up. (He places a "Wet Floor" sign.) Safety. (Walks back to the sink.) Now what seem to be the trouble? (He heard somebody tripped. SpongeBob walks up to that person, which was Patrick.) Patrick, what happened? (Patrick sits up.)
Patrick: There I was, walking along, just minding my own business and then BOOM! (Takes out the "Wet Floor" sign.) Some dumbbell put this thing in the way. (Throws the sign out and gets up.) What'cha doing?
SpongeBob: Trying to see what has this sink all backed up. Would you excuse me a second?
Patrick: Uh-huh. (SpongeBob inhales for breath and holds it. He dives his head into the sink and then he saw a drain plug.)
SpongeBob: (Gurgling) Ah-ha! (Takes his head out of the sink.) Oh, this is easy. All I have to do is pull the drain plug. (Repeating as the scene goes to Mr. Krabs' office while he is writing.) Pull the drain plug. Pull the drain plug. Pull the drain plug. The drain plug. The drain plug. The drain plug.(Mr. Krabs' eyes are bloodshot in fright.) The drain plug.
Mr. Krabs: (Frighten) THE DRAIN PLUG!?!?!? (Cuts to SpongeBob, trying to pull the drain plug. Mr. Krabs rushed to SpongeBob.) SpongeBob!!! (SpongeBob gets startled and he jumps up to the ceiling, hitting his head. Then he falls down to the floor.) What in Neptune's bathtub do you think you're doing, lad?
SpongeBob: The sink is clogged, so I was going to pull out the drain plug. (Mr. Krabs smacks his hand.)
Mr. Krabs: Stop messing with that drain plug! Are you daft?
SpongeBob: Why don't you want me to pull out the drain plug, Mr. Krabs?
Mr Krabs: Why don't I, but...hmm...one sec. (Walks to a light switch and turns it off. Then he walks back.) Time for a scary story boys. The story...(Takes out a flashlight and shines to his face.)...(Spooky tone)of the Main Drain. (He hears ominous music from Patrick's radio.) Patrick.
Patrick: Sorry. (Turns off his radio.)
Mr. Krabs: As I was saying...(Takes out the flashlight and shines to his face again.)it happened a long time ago...(He hears ominous music from Patrick's radio again.) Patrick! (Patrick turns it off again.)...to a pair of little kids.
Patrick: (Scared) Two little kids! (Crying)
Mr. Krabs: Anyway, (Takes out the flashlight and shines to his face again.) it said that the Main Drain beckoned to them, putting them under its spell. (We now see two kids, an orange fish and a green fish, running and laughing.)
Green Kid: (Singing) Dadadada-dum-da-dumdumdum.
Orange Kid: Whooooo.
Mr. Krabs: (Narrating) One day, those two kids were wandering through the ocean, when they stumble uponed it. (The kids found a giant drain plug.)
Kids: Huh?
Mr. Krabs: (Spooky tone)The Main Drain.
Kids: (They chuckled and then they are pulling it.)
Mr. Krabs: Legend has it that their curiosity got the best of 'em. (The plug has been pulled out.) And they pulled the plug. (The orange kid get sucked in.) The entire ocean rusted in the drain and sucked those two kids right down. (The green kid attempts to escape, but got sucked in as well.) The drain was so powerful, it pulled all of Bikini Bottom into its gaping maw, causing an apocalypse to the sea! (The drain sucked everything in the ocean, including the water. Cuts back to Mr. Krabs) And nobody was ever heard from...again.
SpongeBob: (Turns the light back on.)Where is the Main Drain, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Well it right, I...I don't know where it is, and I'm certainly not going to tell you. (Pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out of the restaurant.) So, so, so get out of here and stay away from that drain! No plugs will be pulled on my watch. (Closes the door.)
