Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)

Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas) is a song that was released as one of five new tracks featured in a re-release of SpongeBob's Greatest Hits and is sung by SpongeBob SquarePants in It's a SpongeBob Christmas!

Lyrics

Bring joy to the world.
It's the thing to do.
But the world does not revolve around you.
Don't be a jerk...
It's Christmas!

There's a sign above the line that says "Express."
That means ten items or less.
Don't be a jerk... (Don't be a jerk...)
It's Christmas!

Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too.
'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you.
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls.
Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls.

Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe.
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.
Don't be a jerk... (Don't be a jerk...)
It's Christmas!

It's Christmas!

When others are talking, never interrupt.
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up.
It's the time for family and holly and turkey.
'Tis the season to be jolly, not jerky! (Jolly, not jerky...)

Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes.
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes.
Don't be a jerk... (Don't be a jerk...)
It's Christmas!

Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
Why whine about the one that his missed?
Don't be a jerk... (Don't be a jerk...)
It's Christmas!

It's Christmas!

Don't be a jerk... (Don't be a jerk...)
It's Christmas!
Don't be a jerk... (Don't be a jerk...)
It's Christmas!