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Episode Transcript: Sing a Song of Patrick
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| − | (The first shot shows the whole town of Bikini Bottom. Pan in to show Patrick at a comic store, moved to tears by the comic, causing quite a ruckus. | + | (The first shot shows the whole town of Bikini Bottom. Pan in to show Patrick at a comic store, moved to tears by the comic, causing quite a ruckus.) |
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: Ah!!! No!!! NO!!! |
| + | (He stops crying and starts cheering loudly.)<br> | ||
| + | Patrick: Yay!!! Ha Ha!!! Ha Ha!!!<br> | ||
Fish #1: If only "Inaudible Lad" were here right now.<br> | Fish #1: If only "Inaudible Lad" were here right now.<br> | ||
Patrick: Oh.<br> | Patrick: Oh.<br> | ||
(He gobbles down the comic book.)<br> | (He gobbles down the comic book.)<br> | ||
Patrick: Nothing satisfies like a good story.<br> | Patrick: Nothing satisfies like a good story.<br> | ||
| − | (SpongeBob walks up to Patrick with a pile of comic books. But Patrick can't see SpongeBob.)<br> | + | (SpongeBob walks up to Patrick with a pile of 20-40 comic books. But Patrick can't see SpongeBob.)<br> |
SpongeBob: Are you ready to go, Patrick?<br> | SpongeBob: Are you ready to go, Patrick?<br> | ||
| − | Patrick: Ahh! | + | Patrick: Ahh! Get back! I wasn't gonna eat all of you!<br> |
SpongeBob: Patrick, it's me!<br> | SpongeBob: Patrick, it's me!<br> | ||
Patrick: Sponge-!!!<br> | Patrick: Sponge-!!!<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Patrick, could you get my wallet?<br> | SpongeBob: Patrick, could you get my wallet?<br> | ||
(Patrick picks it up.)<br> | (Patrick picks it up.)<br> | ||
| − | Patrick: Hey, I found $100! It's a sign that I should make my hit record!<br> | + | Patrick: Hey, look, I just found $100! It's a sign that I should make my hit record!<br> |
SpongeBob: Hey, that's my comic book money!<br> | SpongeBob: Hey, that's my comic book money!<br> | ||
Patrick: It's a sign! A sign that fell from the back of your pants! I've learned to trust signs like that.<br> | Patrick: It's a sign! A sign that fell from the back of your pants! I've learned to trust signs like that.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Patrick!<br> | + | SpongeBob: (As Patrick walks away) Patrick!<br> |
Comic Book Shopkeeper: Hey, you gonna pay for those comics?<br> | Comic Book Shopkeeper: Hey, you gonna pay for those comics?<br> | ||
(SpongeBob's arms pop off from the weight of the comics.)<br> | (SpongeBob's arms pop off from the weight of the comics.)<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: No. ( | + | SpongeBob: No. |
| + | (Cut outside where we see SpongeBob being kicked out of the "Near Mint Comic Books" store.) Can I have my arms back?<br> | ||
(Cut to Patrick standing outside SpongeBob's pineapple house, talking to him.)<br> | (Cut to Patrick standing outside SpongeBob's pineapple house, talking to him.)<br> | ||
Patrick: I wish not to be disturbed, SpongeBob. For I am about to erupt with masterpiece!<br> | Patrick: I wish not to be disturbed, SpongeBob. For I am about to erupt with masterpiece!<br> | ||
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Episode Article: Sing a Song of Patrick
Characters
Dialogue
(The first shot shows the whole town of Bikini Bottom. Pan in to show Patrick at a comic store, moved to tears by the comic, causing quite a ruckus.)
Patrick: Ah!!! No!!! NO!!!
(He stops crying and starts cheering loudly.)
Patrick: Yay!!! Ha Ha!!! Ha Ha!!!
Fish #1: If only "Inaudible Lad" were here right now.
Patrick: Oh.
(He gobbles down the comic book.)
Patrick: Nothing satisfies like a good story.
(SpongeBob walks up to Patrick with a pile of 20-40 comic books. But Patrick can't see SpongeBob.)
SpongeBob: Are you ready to go, Patrick?
Patrick: Ahh! Get back! I wasn't gonna eat all of you!
SpongeBob: Patrick, it's me!
Patrick: Sponge-!!!
(He is cut off by a loud belch. An advertisement from the comic book blows onto SpongeBob's face.)
SpongeBob: What's this?
Patrick: Whatever it is, it's mine! Unless I don't want it.
(He looks it over.)
Patrick: Hmm... SpongeBob!!! What do all these words say?
SpongeBob: It's an ad! (Reading) "Dear comic book reader..."
Patrick: That's me!!!
SpongeBob: ..."Have you ever thought about turning one of your poems into a hit song on the radio?"...
Patrick: I've never thought about anything!
SpongeBob: ..."Send in your poem and $100 and we'll make it a hit!" Can we go, now? My arms are getting tired.
Patrick: I wanna send in my poem and everyone would love it, and I would be a star!
SpongeBob: You can't always trust ads in comic books. Those X-Ray specs I ordered couldn't see through people's skin at all. Only their clothes. Plus, you don't have $100.
(His wallet falls out of his back pants pocket, and he struggles to reach for it with his legs.)
SpongeBob: Patrick, could you get my wallet?
(Patrick picks it up.)
Patrick: Hey, look, I just found $100! It's a sign that I should make my hit record!
SpongeBob: Hey, that's my comic book money!
Patrick: It's a sign! A sign that fell from the back of your pants! I've learned to trust signs like that.
SpongeBob: (As Patrick walks away) Patrick!
Comic Book Shopkeeper: Hey, you gonna pay for those comics?
(SpongeBob's arms pop off from the weight of the comics.)
SpongeBob: No.
(Cut outside where we see SpongeBob being kicked out of the "Near Mint Comic Books" store.) Can I have my arms back?
(Cut to Patrick standing outside SpongeBob's pineapple house, talking to him.)
Patrick: I wish not to be disturbed, SpongeBob. For I am about to erupt with masterpiece!
SpongeBob: Good luck!
(Patrick leaves and SpongeBob shuts the door. Then, the doorbell rings.)
SpongeBob: Coming!
(Patrick opens the door, crushing SpongeBob behind it.)
Patrick: SpongeBob! Can I borrow a pencil and a piece of paper and a place to write?
To Be Continued
