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Episode Transcript: Best Day Ever
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Ms. Puff: Not bad. (SpongeBob winks at him again)<br> | Ms. Puff: Not bad. (SpongeBob winks at him again)<br> | ||
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SquidWard: Certainly. (reaches into her purse. She hears some giggling and takes out what it is) SpongeBob?<br> | SquidWard: Certainly. (reaches into her purse. She hears some giggling and takes out what it is) SpongeBob?<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: (gasps) A reseroved seat? Next to my friends? I made it! All I have to do is sit down... (everyone at boating school) No...! No! It is not over!<br> | SpongeBob: (gasps) A reseroved seat? Next to my friends? I made it! All I have to do is sit down... (everyone at boating school) No...! No! It is not over!<br> | ||
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Episode Article: Best Day Ever
Characters
Dialogue
Music: "The Best Day Ever"
Mr. Sun came up, and he smiled at me Said, "It's gonna be a good one just wait and see." Jumped out of bed And I ran outside Feeling so extra ecstatified It’s the best day ever! (Best day ever)
Hey, Gary. Gary: Meow. Why is this the best day ever you ask? Because, Gary, I get to start this wonderful day bringing life to a whole new generation of delicious Krabby Patties, followed by a vigorous mid-day session of karate with Sandy, and an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick, where I'll unveil my newest, most prized possesion: the Deluxe Jelly Slayer Composite Pro! And for the grand finale, every one of my Ms. Puff's Boating School to have his boating tests. I am so excited I think I'm gonna explode!
(explodes into pieces then walks out of his house)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever) It’s the best day ever (Best day ever) It’s the best day ever (Best day ever) It's the best day ever (Best day--)
(laughs then tries opening the door to the Krusty Krab but can't because it's locked)
Mr. Krabs: Get out of the way, boy! (SpongeBob flies off the door and bounces into Mr. Krabs) Me building's been condemned,
boy. We got ourselves a nematode infestation. (Nematodes come and eat the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs faints)
SpongeBob: But... the best day ever starts at the Krusty Krab. Guys, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave
(nematodes eat his pants) Ow! Guys, you're ruining the (off-key) best day... (clears throat) Wait, no. (off-key) Best
day... (plays his nose as a flute. The nematodes line up. When SpongeBob stops, the nematodes walk up) Huh? (plays
the 'best day ever' tune. The nematodes chatter excitedly. They follow SpongeBob)
Mr. Krabs: (sighs) Keep playing, lad! Take them devil sons of the sea away from me restaurant! (later, SpongeBob stops
playing and falls over due to being tired. The nematodes fall asleep, also. SpongeBob’s watch beeps)
SpongeBob: Whoa! I gotta get to Sandy's! (scene cuts to Sandy's treedome. SpongeBob opens up her door then jumps behind a
bush) Wait till Sandy gets a load of these adhesive karate gloves. Hyah! (karate chops the box the gloves were in. Then he
chuckles and jumps onto the top of the treedome and sticks due to his gloves. He moves above her tree and falls through it
and lands on a tree branch then jumps at her) Hyah! (Sandy ducks and SpongeBob hits her buckets of water)
Sandy: (standing on a ladder, using a bucket to catach water in) SpongeBob, what on earth are you doing?!
SpongeBob: Oh, just a little something I like to call karate.
Sandy: I can't right now, SpongeBob. I got a leak in my roof the size of a full-grown quarter horse!
SpongeBob: Mm-hmm. I see. Ok, then I'll come back later. (walks off but then reappears by Sandy and tries to karate chop
her)
Sandy: Knock...it...off. (punches SpongeBob up high. The leak stops) It stopped? SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Yeah?
Sandy: Hang on. I'm going to get some sealant and patch and trowel! (runs into her treedome)
SpongeBob: (groans) Oh. (slips out of his glove and falls. Scene cuts to SpongeBob walking to Jellyfish Fields) Oh. No
krabby patties, no karate. At least I have jellyfishing with... Hey, there he is now! (sees Patrick chasing a jellyfish)
Wait for me, Patrick. I've got a brand-new... (Patrick is crying) What's wrong, Patrick?
Patrick: I broke my net! (sobs)
SpongeBob: Well, lucky for you, I brought my old net. (Patrick grabs it)
Patrick: For me? (giggles)
SpongeBob: Yeah, I won't be needing it now that I got my brand-new... (Patrick's jellyfish net breaks. He cries)
Patrick: SpongeBob, I broke...could I use this one? (points to SpongeBob’s new net)
SpongeBob: Well, actually, Patrick, that's my brand-new net.
Patrick: Yeah? (cut to later where SpongeBob is waiting for his net while Patrick uses it)
SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, it's my turn, now. (Patrick ignores him) Hey, Patrick? Pat, old buddy. P-Patrick? It's my turn now. (sighs) I guess I'll see you at boating tests. (cut to SpongeBob riding his own bike to Ms. Puff's Boating School) (sadly) It's the best day ever. It's the best day ever. Oh, this best day ever isn't going so good. No work, no karate, no jellyfishing. Hey, I still have Ms. Puff's Boating School
SpongeBob: Now write!
Ms. Puff: But... (SpongeBob winks at him)
SpongeBob: I said write?
Ms. Puff: Not bad. (SpongeBob winks at him again)
SpongeBob: Now get in there and give me boating school to remember. (outside)
SpongeBob: I'm going to see Ms. Puff.
SpongeBob: But...
SpongeBob Puppet: Oh, boy. I don't have a boating school>
SpongeBob: SpongeBob, you are so... (walks backwards into )
SquidWard: Certainly. (reaches into her purse. She hears some giggling and takes out what it is) SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: (gasps) A reseroved seat? Next to my friends? I made it! All I have to do is sit down... (everyone at boating school) No...! No! It is not over!
Fish: Huh?
SpongeBob: This was supposed to be my perfect day. But then everything... (a fish gets up and starts to leave) Sit down!
(the fish does) Then everything turned to doo-doo. (Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Sandy go upstage with him)
Mr. Krabs: It's okay, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: No, it's not okay! This was going to be my best day ever, starting with doing the best job in the world: working
at the Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: Boy, you saved me barnacle the way you put the run on them nematodes.
SpongeBob: (sniffles) Yeah, I guess so. But then I was going to do karate with Sandy.
Sandy: I know, but you saved the treedome! Pretty cool, if you ask me.
SpongeBob: Well, I suppose. But then I was going to go jellyfishing with Patrick.
Patrick: But then you... Uh, what'd you do again?
Ms. Puff: Okay, the VeggieTale short of "Omelet" used by Shakepearen's Hamlet at boating school.
Mr. Krabs: You see, SpongeBob, it's not about you or your perfect day or any of those things.
SpongeBob: It's not?
Mr. Krabs: No. (giggles) It's about us.
SpongeBob: It is?
Mr. Krabs: Yep. And since you did such a good job, we wanna make it up to you.
SpongeBob: You do?
Mr. Krabs: So, just tell us anything your little heart desires, and it's yours. (SpongeBob smiles and scene cuts to Mr.
Krabs coming on stage with the light shining on him) Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, the Bikini Bottom Players proudly
present a very expensive production of... "The Best Day Ever." And it better be good for all it's costing me.
Music: "The Best Day Ever (Boating Schoool Version)"
My perfect job starts my perfect day Then it’s time to kick back, relax and play This dosent have a good word at all Sing along Hear that happy sound Don’t let those half boating school
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever) It’s the best day ever (Best day ever) It’s the best day ever (Best day ever) It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
How long do we have to keep this up?
Just till his little heart gives out, Ms. Puff.
Just till his little heart gives out.Template:Slogan
