Episode Transcript: Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy

Revision as of 16:26, 13 October 2010

Characters

• Plankton
• SpongeBob
• Sandy
• Mr. Krabs
• Squidward
• Karen
• Larry the Lobster
• Tyler
• Harold
• Sadie Rechid
• Bikini Bottom Police Force
• Customers at the Krusty Krab

Dialogue

(Plankton zips the zipper of a seed of a Krabby Patty and coughs)

Plankton: All the way from the bakery. But it will all be worth it when I finally get the Krabby Patty.

(SpongeBob enters the kitchen singing)

Plankton: Here we go...

(SpongeBob takes the buns and get out of kitchen, walking past by Squidward, with a Krabby Patty in which goes Plankton)

Plankton: Perfect, it goings to the front door, now it's time to do my exit.

(SpongeBob arrives to Sandy's table)

SpongeBob: Here you go Sandy, a special Krabby Patty for a special friend.

Sandy: Wow, thanks SpongeBob. I sure am obliged. I love these things,but it's always a little tricky eating them. Pardon me.

(Sandy unzips her spacesuit and slips the patty in)

Plankton: Oh no!

(Plankton jumps out of the seed)

(Sandy starts sloppily eating the Krabby Patty)

Plankton: Eeeew! (chokes) No water! Can't breathe!

(Plankton passes out)

(Later at the Treedome)

(Sandy enters the bathroom and takes off her spacesuit)

(Sandy turns on shower)

Sandy: Time to take this stinky thing off!

(Rips off her pelt and bra and her panties)

Sandy: Boy, this thing stinks.

(She hangs it up,gets back in shower and she starts singing)

(Water hits Plankton, who becomes concious)

Sandy (singing): Scrub ba da ba doo....

(Plankton watches Sandy wash herself.)

Plankton: What in Neptune's ocean is that repulsive thing?!

Sandy (unaware): Mm-mmm! Nothing like a hot shower to make a squirrel feel like a new woman!

Plankton: Sandy Cheeks? But where's her fur?

(Plankton sees fur hanging)

Plankton: Wow. Hey! I think I figured out a way to get the Krabby Patty secret formula!

Sandy: Scrub ba doo dee.. no fleas on me...

(Plankton takes pelt and helmet and bra and panties and locks Sandy in)

Plankton: Hope you like long showers, squirrel!

(At the Chum Bucket)

Karen (sees pelt): What is that? Was there an accident?

Plankton: The ticket to the Krabby Patty formula!

Karen: Oh no. You can't be serious.

Plankton: As serious as a shark attack.

(At the Treedome)

Sandy: Ahhh!(turns off shower, wraps towel around waist) Now to wring out my stinky, stinky fur coat!

(Sandy notices empty hook)

Sandy: What in tarnation! M-maybe I left it outside!

(Door refuses to open)

(Sandy kicks door off its hinges)

Sandy: Some low-life varmint took my things and broke into my home! MY HOME! I'm gonna get that son of a guitar-stringer!

(Sandy puts coffee pot over head as makeshift helmet.)

(At the Chum Bucket)

(Plankton inside the pelt's mouth, controlling it)

Plankton: Wish me luck, Karen!

Karen: Repulsive.

Plankton: This is gonna work like a charm.

Mr. Krabs: I'm putting the secret Krabby Patty Formula out in plain slight. Yeah... Anyway, I'm gonna leave it out here while I clean out the safe. Don't let it out of your sight, boyo.

SpongeBob: You can always count on me, Mr. K.

Sandy: That no good who nabbed my pelt surely came here, obviously for the Bikini Bottom black market.

(Sandy steps up to Harold)

Sandy: You there! Did you see someone dragging a fur pelt?

Harold: Look! A naked chipmunk!

Citizens: Whoa! She's naked!

Sandy:What?(looks down, she isn't wearing her bra and her panties. Citizens try to touch her boobs.)

Sandy: Hey! Stop that!

Harold: Hey, Sandy, how come you're wearing your underwear? You wanna show off your breasts?

Sandy: Well...

Harold: I can lend you some of my clothes! Then you can do a striptease!

Sandy: Sure, whatever...

Police officer: Hey! I can see your ass, Sandy!

Sandy(blushing, she takes some grass and makes it to a skirt)There! That's better!(grass flies away revealing her buttocks)

Sandy covers herself.