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Episode Transcript: Frankendoodle
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'''SpongeBob:''' Eh, everybody's a critic. | '''SpongeBob:''' Eh, everybody's a critic. | ||
− | '''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life! | + | '''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, I think your drawing's coming to life! |
'''SpongeBob:''' Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic! | '''SpongeBob:''' Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic! | ||
− | '''Patrick:''' No, I mean it's swimming away! | + | '''Patrick:''' No, I mean look at it, it's swimming away! |
'''SpongeBob:''' Do you know what this means, Patrick? | '''SpongeBob:''' Do you know what this means, Patrick? | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such. | '''SpongeBob:''' Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such. | ||
− | '''Patrick:''' Come on! I was just | + | '''Patrick:''' Come on! I was just going to draw an animated cartoon. |
− | '''SpongeBob:''' Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey! Another jellyfish! | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey, look! Another jellyfish! |
'''Patrick:''' It's Squidward, silly! | '''Patrick:''' It's Squidward, silly! | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' He looks kind of creepy looking when he moves. |
'''Patrick:''' You're right, SpongeBob. | '''Patrick:''' You're right, SpongeBob. | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' We can't let | + | '''SpongeBob:''' We can't let him go into town! (Patrick erases it) |
'''Patrick:''' Poor Squidward. | '''Patrick:''' Poor Squidward. | ||
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'''Patrick:''' He's beating up Squidward! | '''Patrick:''' He's beating up Squidward! | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' DoodleBoy, stop! (he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob then steals the magic | + | '''SpongeBob:''' DoodleBoy, stop! (he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob then steals the magic penciland runs off) |
'''Patrick:''' He's got the pencil. | '''Patrick:''' He's got the pencil. | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh no, what have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be? |
Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple. | Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple. | ||
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'''Patrick:''' What just happened? | '''Patrick:''' What just happened? | ||
− | '''DoodleBob:''' | + | '''DoodleBob:''' You want that pencil? Then you better get up there! |
'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up! | '''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up! | ||
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'''Patrick:''' Can't we just stay down here where it's safe? | '''Patrick:''' Can't we just stay down here where it's safe? | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' No way. I created this | + | '''SpongeBob:''' No way. Listen, I created this ugly little monster and listen, I got to stop him. (a wrench falls and hits Patrick) See what I mean, Patrick? |
− | '''Patrick:''' Where's the leak, ma'am? (cuts to a live action snake stalking a lizard. DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick in the jaw and turns into some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears.) | + | '''Patrick:''' Where's the leak, ma'am? (cuts to a live action snake stalking a lizard. DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick right in the jaw and turns into some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears.) |
− | '''SpongeBob:''' You okay, Patrick, what happened to you? | + | '''SpongeBob:''' You okay down there, Patrick, what happened to you? |
'''Patrick:''' Finland! | '''Patrick:''' Finland! | ||
− | '''DoodleBob:''' | + | '''DoodleBob:''' Yu'll never get me now! |
'''SpongeBob:''' There he is. | '''SpongeBob:''' There he is. | ||
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'''Patrick:''' Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh. | '''Patrick:''' Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh. | ||
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+ | '''DoodleBob:''' Maybe I'll just sit down for a little while. | ||
'''SpongeBob:''' He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him! | '''SpongeBob:''' He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him! | ||
− | '''Patrick:''' Oh boy, | + | '''Patrick:''' Oh boy, a surprise Party! Is it his birthday?" |
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+ | '''DoodleBob:''' Did you say it's my birthday?! | ||
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! Patrick! Do something! (DoodleBob throws SpongeBob) | '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! Patrick! Do something! (DoodleBob throws SpongeBob) | ||
− | '''Patrick:''' Happy birthday! ( hands DoodleBob a rock with two pieces of seaweed on it)Here's your present. (DoodleBob bashes it on his head) You're welcome. | + | '''Patrick:''' Happy birthday! (hands DoodleBob a rock with two pieces of seaweed on it)Here's your present. (DoodleBob bashes it on his head) You're welcome. |
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+ | '''DoodleBob''' Uh oh... | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' Hold it right there, | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Hold it right there, DoodleBob. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words? |
− | '''DoodleBob:''' | + | '''DoodleBob:''' OK, I'll be outta here! |
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sorry, what was that? | '''SpongeBob:''' I'm sorry, what was that? | ||
− | '''DoodleBob:''' | + | '''DoodleBob:''' I said "OK I'll be outta..." (SpongeBob erases his face) |
'''SpongeBob:''' Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. (begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion) Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!! | '''SpongeBob:''' Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. (begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion) Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!! | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick? | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick? | ||
− | '''Patrick:''' | + | '''Patrick:''' Done and done |
− | (DoodleBob's arm is still alive) | + | (DoodleBob's arm is still alive and inches like a caterpillar) |
'''SpongeBob:''' Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince. | '''SpongeBob:''' Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince. | ||
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(DoodleBob's arm comes in, uses the restroom, grabs the pencil) | (DoodleBob's arm comes in, uses the restroom, grabs the pencil) | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha! Aah, DoodleBob! No hard feelings, right? (DoodleBob draws an angry look in his face) What do you think you're doing, doodle? | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha! Aah, DoodleBob! What are you doing? I thought you said you'll be outta here! No hard feelings, right? (DoodleBob draws an angry look in his face) What do you think you're doing, doodle? |
'''DoodleBob:''' You doodle! Me SpongeBob! (they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt.) Huh? (Erases his butt) | '''DoodleBob:''' You doodle! Me SpongeBob! (they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt.) Huh? (Erases his butt) | ||
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(the next day) | (the next day) | ||
− | '''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus? | + | '''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob, I heard something wrecking your house so what's with all the ruckus? |
'''SpongeBob:''' Take a look for yourself, Patrick. | '''SpongeBob:''' Take a look for yourself, Patrick. | ||
− | '''Patrick:''' | + | '''Patrick:''' Oh no, it's the evil doodle! |
'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose. | '''SpongeBob:''' No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose. | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly! See how happy he is? | '''SpongeBob:''' Exactly! See how happy he is? | ||
− | '''Patrick:''' He still looks kind of creepy. | + | '''Patrick:''' (talks to another picture of SpongeBob) He still looks kind of creepy. |
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick? | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick? |
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Episode Article: Frankendoodle
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French Narrator: Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.
Artist: Hmm...ah! (draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he drops his pencil into the sea) My pencil! What?
French Narrator: The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.
Artist: No! (cut to the pencil dropping into the water, then cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Storyboard Shake-up" with bubbles)
SpongeBob: Okay. Ready, Patrick?
SpongeBob: One...
Patrick: Two...
SpongeBob and Patrick: Three!
SpongeBob: Woah story, Patrick! (laughs)
SpongeBob: One...
SpongeBob and Patrick: two...
SpongeBob: three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? (suddenly, the pencil drops. the two scream)
Patrick: What is that thing SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: It looks like a giant pencil.
Patrick: Go touch it.
SpongeBob: It is a giant pencil, Patrick! Let's draw some giant pictures with it.
Patrick: Whatcha drawin'?
SpongeBob: Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you breathing down my neck!
Patrick: Psh, artists.
SpongeBob: It's a jellyfish.
Patrick: Pretty good, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
SpongeBob: Eh, everybody's a critic.
Patrick: SpongeBob, I think your drawing's coming to life!
SpongeBob: Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic!
Patrick: No, I mean look at it, it's swimming away!
SpongeBob: Do you know what this means, Patrick?
Patrick: Your art can never hang in a museum.
SpongeBob: It means we found a magic pencil!
Patrick: Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will have come true.
SpongeBob: (laughs) Coming right up! (draws mustache on Patrick)
Patrick: Life is good! (the mustache floats away) Easy come, easy go!
Squidward: Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of...(the moustache goes on his head) hair!
Patrick: My turn!
SpongeBob: Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.
Patrick: Come on! I was just going to draw an animated cartoon.
SpongeBob: Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey, look! Another jellyfish!
Patrick: It's Squidward, silly!
SpongeBob: He looks kind of creepy looking when he moves.
Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: We can't let him go into town! (Patrick erases it)
Patrick: Poor Squidward.
SpongeBob: Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. (he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string) (laughing) This is gonna be classic!
Squidward: (dressed up) I think I fancy a stroll around the park.
SpongeBob: (doorbell rings) Oh, Squidward!
Squidward: What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! (SpongeBob pulls the string) Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! (it floats away) SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. Ready for action! (Laughing)
Patrick: He's going to the door.
SpongeBob: He's knocking on the door.
SpongeBob: Squidward's answering the door and...
Patrick: He's beating up Squidward!
SpongeBob: DoodleBoy, stop! (he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob then steals the magic penciland runs off)
Patrick: He's got the pencil.
SpongeBob: Oh no, what have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be?
Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple.
SpongeBob: Come on, let's go! (Patrick hides in a bush)
Patrick: I'm not going in there (SpongeBob also hides)
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there... (DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it.)
Patrick: What just happened?
DoodleBob: You want that pencil? Then you better get up there!
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!
Patrick: Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?
SpongeBob: No way. Listen, I created this ugly little monster and listen, I got to stop him. (a wrench falls and hits Patrick) See what I mean, Patrick?
Patrick: Where's the leak, ma'am? (cuts to a live action snake stalking a lizard. DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick right in the jaw and turns into some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears.)
SpongeBob: You okay down there, Patrick, what happened to you?
Patrick: Finland!
DoodleBob: Yu'll never get me now!
SpongeBob: There he is.
Patrick: He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!
SpongeBob: Eh hem.
Patrick: Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh.
DoodleBob: Maybe I'll just sit down for a little while.
SpongeBob: He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!
Patrick: Oh boy, a surprise Party! Is it his birthday?"
DoodleBob: Did you say it's my birthday?!
SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Do something! (DoodleBob throws SpongeBob)
Patrick: Happy birthday! (hands DoodleBob a rock with two pieces of seaweed on it)Here's your present. (DoodleBob bashes it on his head) You're welcome.
DoodleBob Uh oh...
SpongeBob: Hold it right there, DoodleBob. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?
DoodleBob: OK, I'll be outta here!
SpongeBob: I'm sorry, what was that?
DoodleBob: I said "OK I'll be outta..." (SpongeBob erases his face)
SpongeBob: Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. (begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion) Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!!
Patrick: Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
SpongeBob: Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?
Patrick: Done and done
(DoodleBob's arm is still alive and inches like a caterpillar)
SpongeBob: Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.
Gary: (with a crown on) Meow.
SpongeBob: Goodnight, magic pencil. (Falls asleep)
(DoodleBob's arm comes in, uses the restroom, grabs the pencil)
SpongeBob: Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha! Aah, DoodleBob! What are you doing? I thought you said you'll be outta here! No hard feelings, right? (DoodleBob draws an angry look in his face) What do you think you're doing, doodle?
DoodleBob: You doodle! Me SpongeBob! (they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt.) Huh? (Erases his butt)
SpongeBob: Ah! Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? (DoodleBob erases his nose) I nose. (DoodleBob erases some parts of his face) Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. (the pencil breaks. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face.) Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. (DoodleBob sharpens the pencil. he now has both sides.) You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. (it falls out the window and hits Squidward.)
Squidward: Ow! SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!
SpongeBob: Or maybe it was most clumsy. (DoodleBob starts getting him as SpongeBob hides on a shelf, He then gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor.) Huh? Paper! Page for Mr. Doodle! (smashes him with a notebook. he is preserved as a drawing. he smiles)
(the next day)
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, I heard something wrecking your house so what's with all the ruckus?
SpongeBob: Take a look for yourself, Patrick.
Patrick: Oh no, it's the evil doodle!
SpongeBob: No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.
Patrick: So...he's a drawing?
SpongeBob: Exactly! See how happy he is?
Patrick: (talks to another picture of SpongeBob) He still looks kind of creepy.
SpongeBob: Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?
Patrick: Ready! (SpongeBob jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface)
French Narrator: We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.
Artist: Huh? What's this? My pencil! (he draws a line, but the pencil breaks)
French Narrator: The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.
Artist: No!
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