Mrs. Puff's Boating School

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Aerial view of Mrs. Puff's Boating School

Mrs. Puff's Boating School is a boating school where SpongeBob goes to school. The first time this school was seen was in Boating School. This is the school where Mrs. Poppy Puff teaches her students about boats and how to drive them. The school is located near Downtown Bikini Bottom said in Hall Monitor.

SpongeBob goes here every once in a while.

Driving Tests

Mrs. Puff teaching her class

The student will show Mrs. Puff based on what they learned how to drive a boat. If they pass, they will get their driver's license. If they flunk, they will have to repeat the test. SpongeBob has flunked 1,970,578 times as said in Mrs. Puff, You're Fired, because he always freaks out. After a student passes, they go to a building to have their picture taken. If they are the 1,000,000th (or any other "million" number like 2,000,000) person to have their photo taken for their license, they get a free, snazzy boat.

The Good Noodle Board

"The Good Noodle Board" is a board in the classroom where "Good Noodles" are awarded with golden stars. Despite the fact that he has flunked the boating test many times, SpongeBob has the most stars, with 74. Patrick also has 1 star. Other characters featured on the board have at least 1-2 stars.

Making nonsense two times, however, will cause you one star. Do it again and get sent at the back of the classroom.

The Exam

Before students can take the actual driving test, they must answer the oral half. There are ten questions. SpongeBob has taken the driving test for such a long time that he memorized all of the questions and can say the answers without having Mrs. Puff ask the questions.

• Question 1: What is the front of the boat? Answer 1: The bow.
• Question 2: What is the back of the boat? Answer 2: The stern.
• Question 3: "Right" is? Answer 3: Starboard..
• Question 4: "Left" is? Answer 4: Port.
• Question 5: The personin command of a boat or a ship? Answer 5: Skipper.
• Question 6: The floor level of a ship? Answer 6: Deck.
• Question 7: What the enclosed room of a ship is? Answer 7: Cabin.
• Question 8: What a man-powered ship is or what the kitchen of a boat is called? Answer 8: Galley.
• Question 9: What the hull of a ship is built around? Answer 9: Keel.
• Question 10: When a certain boat company was founded: Answer 10: 1924 ( In real life, Mercedes-Benz came to be in 1924.)

The driving half is the part SpongeBob has trouble with. In order for a student to pass his/her test he/she must get 600 points by traversing the driving course. The steps to do this are listed below.

• 1: Start the boat.
• 2: Put it in drive.
• 3: Floor it (big toe only).
• 4: Turn left at first turn (don't crash into wall).
• 5: Turn right.
• 6: Stop at STOP sign.
• 7: Look both ways.
• 8: Continue driving.
• 9: Turn around flagpole.
• 10: Drive vertically up road.
• 11: Drive vertically.
• 12: Jump over anchor.
• 13: Fly through a ring of fire.
• 14: Help man cross the street.
• 15: Pop wheelie.
• 16: Drive upside-down.
• 17: Get back on road.
• 18: Drive through Finish Line.

School design

Outside

The outside has a deck which leads to the hallway. There is a lighthouse next to the main building. The school has many boats parked on campus.

Classroom

The classroom has a one-way chalkboard and many aligned desks. A giant locker is filled with files, one filled with bad drawings of her. The Good Noodle Board is next to the two doors. The back of the classroom is very much different, as it is dusty and has one table separated from the rest. It has many carvings and bad students are sent there. There is also a supply closet inside. Mrs. Puff's desk is in front of the class.

Hallway

The hallway contains many lockers. SpongeBob's contains his lunch, books and several of his extra pants and also an extra pair of shoes, as seen in New Student Starfish. Other rooms (three of them being the classroom, the bathroom and the room which lets Mrs. Puff see through the chalkboard) are seen. There are two staircases, the left one leading to the classroom and the right leading to an unknown room.

Students

• SpongeBob
• Flats
• Patrick
• Nancy
• Frank
• Beth (graduated)
• Sheldon (not Plankton)
• Chad
• Lloyd
• Sheila
• Paco
• Debbie
• Horace
• Rich
• Jimmy (not child)
• Bart
• Peterson
• Tina
• Ralph
• Mimi
• Vera
• Henry
• Baddy
• Mira
• Clayton
• Miss Shell
• Sandy
• Phil
• Squidward
• Harold
• Timmy

Rules

Mrs. Puff will not like this 1%. Jeez.

• No bully-fighting
• No anger at the teacher
• No classroom disruptions, make 2 and you lose a Good Noodle Star.
• She expects better from you
• No drawing bad pictures of her as a Big Fat Meanie. Patrick drew one and she keeps them all in a drawer in her Boating School Learning Shelves, which could mean every student in the classroom who did it before, since this rule was broken numerous times because the shelf was really full of bad drawings of Mrs. Puff.
• If you make too much nonsense 3 times, you get sent to the back of the classroom.
• Never be excused from the class for the rest of your lives.
• If you have bully problems, leave it to her to take the work.
• No talking during the class.
• No burping
• No sneezing on your classes
• No cheating, you must paying attention
• No take your clothes off

Appearances

Boating School (Its first appearance)

Hall Monitor (Mrs. Puff's classroom's first appearance)

Procrastination

No Free Ride

The Bully

Doing Time

New Student Starfish

Mrs. Puff, You're Fired

Picture Day

Nautical Novice

Gone

Boating Buddies

Krabby Kronicle

Ditchin

Roger's Death

The Big Pink Cookie Monster

Does This Squirrel Was a New Student

School Daze

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