Episode Transcript: Toy Store of Doom (Episode)

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Episode Article: Toy Store of Doom

Characters

• SpongeBob
• Patrick
• Squidward
• Security Guard
• Steve, the Toy Barrel Cashier (Called Frank by the security guard)
• Old Man Jenkins
• Crane Operator

Dialogue

Spongebob: Ohh. Patrick?

Patrick: Yeah?

Spongebob: What do you wanna do today?

Patrick: I don't know.

Spongebob: I guess we could play something.

Spongebob: A yo-yo?

Patrick: No.

Spongebob: Buried treasure board game?

Patrick: Nah.

Spongebob: Bikes?

Patrick: Hmm...Nope.

Patrick: Nope. Nope. Nope. No. Nah.

Spongebob: This?

Old man genkins: Hello.

Patrick: Uh-uh.

Spongebob: Hey, we could play with our mermaid man and barnacle boy action figures.

Spongebob: Eww. Barnacle boy's all chewed up and slimy.

(Patrick chewing on mermaid man)

Patrick: Yeah, that'll happen.

Spongebob: Ohh! There's just nothing to play with.

Patrick: There's got to be something we could do.

Squidward: La the dee la the dum la the do...

Squidward: Hey! What are you doing here in my house?

Spongebob: Hi, squidward! Can you think of anything fun we can do?

Squidward: Get out!

Patrick: Yeah, we thought of that.

(Squidward kicks them out)

Squidward: I'll leave this pile that belongs to you.

Old man jenkins: Where are we going now, boys?

Spongebob: Mmm.

Patrick: Uhhhhhh. I'm so bored!

Patrick: There's got to be something we could do!

(An helicopter puts down a sign that says "it's coming!")

Spongebob & Patrick: It's coming?

Spongebob & Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhh boy!

Spongebob & Patrick: It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!

Patrick: Almost there!

Patrick: Here it is!

Spongebob: Welcome to the bikini bottom's newest...Toy store!

(Spongebob gasps)

Patrick: Ohhh.

Spongebob & Patrick: Yeah! Wooooooo!

Spongebob: Well, we're here.

Patrick: But, where's the toy store?

Spongebob: Well, I guess it's not open.

Patrick: Not open?

(Patrick cries, then, spongebob cries)

(A builder comes by and puts the toy barrel while they cry)

Builder: What are you crying about?

Patrick: We wanted to go to the toy store, but, it's not open yet!

(Patrick cries some more)

Builder: Well, it's open now. Look!

Builder: See? Feel better, now?

Patrick: Mmm-hmm.

Builder: Now, quit you're crying and get in there! (Groans, then, throws patrick in the toy barrel)

Spongebob: I got it.

(Spongebob throws himself in the toy barrel)

Spongebob: Ohhhhhhhh! Patrick, patrick, get up.

Patrick: No thanks. I'm good down here.

Spongebob: Look!

Spongebob & patrick: Oooooooh. Ooooooh. Wow.

Spongebob: (gasps) would you look at that!

Patrick: (gasps) wow.

Store owner: Can I help you?

Spongebob: That's a yes. Hey, do you like to sing?

Store owner: Oh no.

(Spongebob clears his throat)

(Spongebob puts spray in his mouth)

(Spongebob plays a hermomica)

Spongebob: La...

Narrator: Several song filled hours later.

Spongebob: Toy store has toys! La la la la la! Yeah.

Spongebob: Hey, patrick.

Patrick: Hey, spongebob. What's with the tutube?

Spongebob: It's not a tutube, it's a mantube.

Spongebob: You can tell because it has extra support. I got the last one.

Patrick: Uh. Uhhhhhhhh!

(The robot walks away)

Man: Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Spongebob: What a great day! I hope it would never end!

Patrick: Never!

Woman in speaker: Attention, shoppers, the store is now closed. Please exit immediately.

Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaah! But, I don't wanna go!

Son: Dad, I want it! No! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!

Spongebob: Aw, the store's closed. We'll have to leave now.

Patrick: What part of never don't you understand?

Spongebob: Pat, we have to leave.

Patrick: I'm not moving.

Spongebob: I guess they'll come and kick us out.

Patrick: Not if we hide.

Spongebob: Hide? Is that kind of sneaky?

Patrick: Oh, it's sneaky all right. Really sneaky. Come on, have you ever wanted to have a toy store all to yourself?

Spongebob: No. But, I do now. What do we do first?

Patrick: We need to find a hiding spot where they will never find us. And I know just the place.

Guard worm: Ruff! (sniffs) Grrrrrrr...

Police man: Go on. Let's go.

Police man: The store's empty. Well, go ahead and lock her up, frank.

Storw owner: My name is steve.

Police man: Whatever floats your boat, frank.

Patrick: The coast is clear. Push, spongebob! Push!

Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Push, man, push! Uhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh, ohh.

Patrick: Okay, spongebob, give me your hand. That's my boy. Raise yourself.

Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Spongebob: Thanks, pal. Well, we did it.

Spongebob: Yay! Ha ha ha ha!

Patrick: Yay! This is so awesome!

Spongebob: Nothing can ruin it!

Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Spongebob: Patrick, is that you?

Patrick: What?

Spongebob: I said is that you?

Patrick: I can't hear you! It's too dark in here! Don't worry, I'll use my night-vision.

Spongebob: You have night-vision?

(Patrick shines the light)

Patrick: Yeah.

Spongebob: How long have you had that?

Patrick: Remember that flashlight I shoved in my ear?

Spongebob: Oh yeah.

Patrick: I guess it worked it's way into my brain.

Patrick: Shoot, the batteries are dead! Ohhh, it's dark. Scary!

(Patrick cries)

Spongebob: Calm down, buddy. We just need to find the light switch.

Spongebob: You got to let me down first.

Patrick: Yeah, right. I let you down, we find the light switch, and everything turns out peachy!

Spongebob: Yes.

Patrick: Look around you, spongebob! We're surronded!

Spongebob: The toys?

Patrick: The ones to get us!

(Spongebob hallucinates the toys are carnivores)

Spongebob: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Spongebob & patrick: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

(Spongebob and patrick both hallucinate carnivores)

Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Eee, eee, eee, eee.

(They hear the robot stomping)

Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh...

Spongebob & patrick: Woop-eeeeee! Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh!

Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Patrick: Are we gonna hide in here for the rest of our lives?

Spongebob: No.

Patrick: Are we going to the ladies room again?

Spongebob: No. We're going to fight back.

Spongebob: And we are going to win!

(Spongebob and patrick take toys and paint for moustaches and more things)

Patrick: (laughs) That was fun. Now, let's dress up like fairy princesses!

Spongebob & patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Spongebob: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Spongebob: Ready, patrick?

Patrick: Let's get some!

(Spongebob and patrick blows many bubbles at the robot)

Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nothing can stop it! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Spongebob: It was nice knowing you, pal.

Patrick: No, I'm an interesting guy.

(Spongebob & patrick continue crying, and then, suddenly, the robot stops)

(Spongebob & patrick breathe in and out)

(Patrick twists the robot)

Spongebob: Patrick, don't!

Patrick: What?

Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Kids: Yay!

Store owner: Ohh. The toy store is now open for business.

Store owner: Prepare for more fun you had.

Kids: Yay...!

Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Spongebob: My eyes!

Patrick: With neptune's witness, you never experienced the unholy terrors inside that store.

Patrick: Hey, they're open!

(Patrick laughs)

Patrick: I love toys!

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