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Episode Transcript: SquidBob TentaclePants
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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
| − | + | *[[SpongeBob]] | |
| − | *[[SpongeBob | + | *[[Squidward]] |
| − | *[[Squidward | + | *[[Sandy]] |
| − | *[[Sandy | + | |
*[[Mr. Krabs]] | *[[Mr. Krabs]] | ||
(Squidward has blonde hair and is playing the clarinet while the crowd is cheering for him)<br> | (Squidward has blonde hair and is playing the clarinet while the crowd is cheering for him)<br> | ||
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Audience Member: Squidward, we love you!<br> | Audience Member: Squidward, we love you!<br> | ||
| − | Audience Member #2: I love you, Squidward. You're my favorite! (Squidward laughs as he does a crowd surf. Just then his alarm goes off and wakes him up)<br> | + | |
| − | Squidward: Alright, alright. Time for another hideous day at work. Ahh, just hang in there, gorgeous. (plays a few notes on his clarinet) Your star will shine at the clartinet recital tomorrow. (laughs)<br> | + | Audience Member #2: I love you, Squidward. You're my favorite! (Squidward laughs as he does a crowd surf. Just then his |
| − | SpongeBob: Time for another glorious day at work. (winks at his tie, tie winks back) Good morning, Squidward! (walks down the street with Squidward) And isn't it a lovely morning? Why are you playing the clarinet on your way to work?<br> | + | alarm goes off and wakes him up)<br> |
| − | Squidward: I'm practicing for my clarinet recital. Soon, all of Bikini Bottom will recognize the talent that is Squidward Tentacles. Goodbye, SpongeBoob.<br> | + | |
| + | Squidward: Alright, alright. Time for another hideous day at work. Ahh, just hang in there, gorgeous. (plays a few notes on | ||
| + | his clarinet) Your star will shine at the clartinet recital tomorrow. (laughs)<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | SpongeBob: Time for another glorious day at work. (winks at his tie, tie winks back) Good morning, Squidward! (walks down | ||
| + | the street with Squidward) And isn't it a lovely morning? Why are you playing the clarinet on your way to work?<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | Squidward: I'm practicing for my clarinet recital. Soon, all of Bikini Bottom will recognize the talent that is Squidward | ||
| + | Tentacles. Goodbye, SpongeBoob.<br> | ||
| + | |||
SpongeBob: See ya at the Krusty Krab, Squidward. Hey, Sandy, what's this?<br> | SpongeBob: See ya at the Krusty Krab, Squidward. Hey, Sandy, what's this?<br> | ||
| − | Sandy: Well, this here is my new matter transporter. It can move things from one place to another in the blink of an eye.<br> | + | |
| + | Sandy: Well, this here is my new matter transporter. It can move things from one place to another in the blink of an | ||
| + | eye.<br> | ||
| + | |||
SpongeBob: Ooh, that sounds fancy.<br> | SpongeBob: Ooh, that sounds fancy.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Sandy: Let me show you how it works. (puts an apple in the transporter)<br> | Sandy: Let me show you how it works. (puts an apple in the transporter)<br> | ||
| + | |||
SpongeBob: Whoa! (apple disappears) Where'd it go?<br> | SpongeBob: Whoa! (apple disappears) Where'd it go?<br> | ||
| + | |||
Sandy: Just where you think it would be. (apple appears on Mrs. Puff's desk)<br> | Sandy: Just where you think it would be. (apple appears on Mrs. Puff's desk)<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Uh-oh, I'm late for work. Do you think your machine can zap me over to the Krusty Krab?<br> | SpongeBob: Uh-oh, I'm late for work. Do you think your machine can zap me over to the Krusty Krab?<br> | ||
Sandy: I always did want to try a critter. Sure, why not? Get in there, SpongeBob.<br> | Sandy: I always did want to try a critter. Sure, why not? Get in there, SpongeBob.<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Whoo-hoo! (goes into transporter)<br> | SpongeBob: Whoo-hoo! (goes into transporter)<br> | ||
| + | |||
Sandy: Hold on tight.<br> | Sandy: Hold on tight.<br> | ||
| + | |||
SpongeBob: (transporter starts) Gee, Sandy, this sure feels...<br> | SpongeBob: (transporter starts) Gee, Sandy, this sure feels...<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: (walking up to the Krusty Krab) Well, here we go again. (as he reaches for the door, SpongeBob appears and Squidward's arm is attached through SpongeBob's body)<br> | + | |
| + | Squidward: (walking up to the Krusty Krab) Well, here we go again. (as he reaches for the door, SpongeBob appears and | ||
| + | Squidward's arm is attached through SpongeBob's body)<br> | ||
| + | |||
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! (laughs. Sandy's remote is going haywire)<br> | SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! (laughs. Sandy's remote is going haywire)<br> | ||
| − | Sandy: What's going on with this thing? (SpongeBob & Squidward get transported back to Sandy's machine) What in tarnation? (gasps. SpongeBob & Squidward are mutated into one body)<br> | + | |
| + | Sandy: What's going on with this thing? (SpongeBob & Squidward get transported back to Sandy's machine) What in tarnation? | ||
| + | |||
| + | (gasps. SpongeBob & Squidward are mutated into one body)<br> | ||
| + | |||
SpongeBob: Hi, Sandy.<br> | SpongeBob: Hi, Sandy.<br> | ||
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Squidward: I'm not sure what it is but I something seems different about me.<br> | Squidward: I'm not sure what it is but I something seems different about me.<br> | ||
SpongeBob: Yeah, me too.<br> | SpongeBob: Yeah, me too.<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: Hey, what are you doing with my hand? What am I doing with your hand? Ahh! What is this? We're all mixed up together. (tries to de-attach himself) This is horrible. I have my clarinet recital tomorrow.<br> | + | |
| + | Squidward: Hey, what are you doing with my hand? What am I doing with your hand? Ahh! What is this? We're all mixed up | ||
| + | |||
| + | together. (tries to de-attach himself) This is horrible. I have my clarinet recital tomorrow.<br> | ||
| + | |||
SpongeBob: Oh, it's not so bad, Squidward. Now we can be best buddies and do everything together, forever.<br> | SpongeBob: Oh, it's not so bad, Squidward. Now we can be best buddies and do everything together, forever.<br> | ||
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Squidward: (screams) Sandy, was this your doing? You've got to get us separated.<br> | Squidward: (screams) Sandy, was this your doing? You've got to get us separated.<br> | ||
Sandy: Well, I wish I knew how.<br> | Sandy: Well, I wish I knew how.<br> | ||
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Squidward: Well, you have to do something. I can't stay stuck to him.<br> | Squidward: Well, you have to do something. I can't stay stuck to him.<br> | ||
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Sandy: Hmmm, I wonder what would happen if I tried zapping you back in the transporter.<br> | Sandy: Hmmm, I wonder what would happen if I tried zapping you back in the transporter.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Squidward: Uhh, yeah, good idea.<br> | Squidward: Uhh, yeah, good idea.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Sandy: Well, here goes nothing. (transports to Bikini Bottom Elementary)<br> | Sandy: Well, here goes nothing. (transports to Bikini Bottom Elementary)<br> | ||
| − | Teacher: All right, children. Today's Timmy's birthday. You know what that means. Ready Timmy? (opens present. SpongeBob & Squidward rise up from the box mutated together. Everyone screams as SpongeBob & Squidward get transported again)<br> | + | |
| + | Teacher: All right, children. Today's Timmy's birthday. You know what that means. Ready Timmy? (opens present. SpongeBob & | ||
| + | Squidward rise up from the box mutated together. Everyone screams as SpongeBob & Squidward get transported again)<br> | ||
| + | |||
Doctor: congratulations Mrs Smith. You gave birth to a healthy baby boy.<br> | Doctor: congratulations Mrs Smith. You gave birth to a healthy baby boy.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Mrs Smith: May I see my baby?<br> | Mrs Smith: May I see my baby?<br> | ||
| − | Doctor: Of course. (baby appears as SpongeBob & Squidward mutated into one body again. Everyone screams as they are transported again)<br> | + | |
| − | One-Eyed Monster: I've been in love with you ever since I laid my eye on you. (both monsters kiss. SpongeBob & Squidward appear between them) Hey baby, what's your name? (Spongebob & Squidward get transported again. The lady monster slaps the one-eyed monster and leaves)<br> | + | Doctor: Of course. (baby appears as SpongeBob & Squidward mutated into one body again. Everyone screams as they are |
| + | transported again)<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | One-Eyed Monster: I've been in love with you ever since I laid my eye on you. (both monsters kiss. SpongeBob & Squidward | ||
| + | appear between them) Hey baby, what's your name? (Spongebob & Squidward get transported again. The lady monster slaps the | ||
| + | one-eyed monster and leaves)<br> | ||
| + | |||
Squidward: It's no use, Sandy. We're still the same.<br> | Squidward: It's no use, Sandy. We're still the same.<br> | ||
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Sandy: Well, that's a darn shame. You know what, I was working on the blueprints for a new invention. But it's still in the embryonic stage.<br> | Sandy: Well, that's a darn shame. You know what, I was working on the blueprints for a new invention. But it's still in the embryonic stage.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Squidward: Try anything! I cannot go to my clarinet recital like this.<br> | Squidward: Try anything! I cannot go to my clarinet recital like this.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Sandy: I'll continue working on it. In the meantime, you boys keep your head up.<br> | Sandy: I'll continue working on it. In the meantime, you boys keep your head up.<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Together forever.<br> | SpongeBob: Together forever.<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: Misery. (later, SpongeBob & Squidward are riding a bike to work) SpongeBob, hasn't anyone taught you how to ride a bike?<br> | + | |
| + | Squidward: Misery. (later, SpongeBob & Squidward are riding a bike to work) SpongeBob, hasn't anyone taught you how to ride | ||
| + | a bike?<br> | ||
| + | |||
SpongeBob: Don't worry, I'll drive.<br> | SpongeBob: Don't worry, I'll drive.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Squidward: (Squidward's head bumps against the wheel of the bike) Ow, ow, ow. SpongeBob! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. (both enter the Krusty Krab riding the bike. The bike crashes into the boat and they fly through the kitchen window)<br> | Squidward: (Squidward's head bumps against the wheel of the bike) Ow, ow, ow. SpongeBob! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. (both enter the Krusty Krab riding the bike. The bike crashes into the boat and they fly through the kitchen window)<br> | ||
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Customer #1: I gotta lay off the hot sauce.<br> | Customer #1: I gotta lay off the hot sauce.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Mr. Krabs: (enters kitchen) What in blazes is going on in here?<br> | Mr. Krabs: (enters kitchen) What in blazes is going on in here?<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Oh, hi, Mr. Krabs.<br> | SpongeBob: Oh, hi, Mr. Krabs.<br> | ||
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Mr. Krabs: What are you two doing laying around? Get to work.<br> | Mr. Krabs: What are you two doing laying around? Get to work.<br> | ||
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Squidward: If you say so. (as they stand up, Mr. Krabs freaks out)<br> | Squidward: If you say so. (as they stand up, Mr. Krabs freaks out)<br> | ||
Mr. Krabs: Egad. What happened to ya? Uhh, I don't want to know. Just go do your jobs.<br> | Mr. Krabs: Egad. What happened to ya? Uhh, I don't want to know. Just go do your jobs.<br> | ||
| + | |||
SpongeBob: Aye aye, cap'n.<br> | SpongeBob: Aye aye, cap'n.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Squidward: Do you have to be such an accomidating bafoon?<br> | Squidward: Do you have to be such an accomidating bafoon?<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Squidward, everybody knows I'm a sponge. I look nothing like a balloon.<br> | SpongeBob: Squidward, everybody knows I'm a sponge. I look nothing like a balloon.<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: I don't have time for this. I've got to man the cash register. (stretches his head through the kitchen window) Whew. Can I help you?<br> | + | |
| + | Squidward: I don't have time for this. I've got to man the cash register. (stretches his head through the kitchen window) | ||
| + | Whew. Can I help you?<br> | ||
| + | |||
Customer #2: Can I get two Krabby Patties, please?<br> | Customer #2: Can I get two Krabby Patties, please?<br> | ||
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Squidward: SpongeBob, I need two krabby patties.<br> | Squidward: SpongeBob, I need two krabby patties.<br> | ||
SpongeBob: Two krabby patties coming right up. (notices the buns are out of reach) Can't...reach the buns.<br> | SpongeBob: Two krabby patties coming right up. (notices the buns are out of reach) Can't...reach the buns.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what's the hold up?!<br> | Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what's the hold up?!<br> | ||
| + | |||
SpongeBob: Sorry, Mr Krabs. I'm on it.<br> | SpongeBob: Sorry, Mr Krabs. I'm on it.<br> | ||
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Mr. Krabs: Time is money, boy.<br> | Mr. Krabs: Time is money, boy.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Time is money. Right. (reaches bun) Hello bun. At last we meet. (Squidward can't hold the cash register. His head flies through the kitchen window, onto the grill and crashes into SpongeBob)<br> | + | |
| − | Mr Krabs: Alright, that's it. I can't afford you jeopardizing me business. You're more trouble than you're worth. (pushes them out the restaurant) And don't come back until you get this problem sorted out.<br> | + | SpongeBob: Time is money. Right. (reaches bun) Hello bun. At last we meet. (Squidward can't hold the cash register. His |
| + | head flies through the kitchen window, onto the grill and crashes into SpongeBob)<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | Mr Krabs: Alright, that's it. I can't afford you jeopardizing me business. You're more trouble than you're worth. (pushes | ||
| + | them out the restaurant) And don't come back until you get this problem sorted out.<br> | ||
| + | |||
SpongeBob: Look on the bright side, Squidward. At least we still have each other.<br> | SpongeBob: Look on the bright side, Squidward. At least we still have each other.<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: That's how we got into this predicament in the first place, you imbecile. Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like a moment of peace. (plays clarinet as they walk past a surfer)<br> | + | |
| + | Squidward: That's how we got into this predicament in the first place, you imbecile. Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like a | ||
| + | moment of peace. (plays clarinet as they walk past a surfer)<br> | ||
Surfer: Whoa, rock on, freaky bro!<br> | Surfer: Whoa, rock on, freaky bro!<br> | ||
| + | |||
Squidward: Sandy! Sandy! Please tell me you've figured out a way to separate us.<br> | Squidward: Sandy! Sandy! Please tell me you've figured out a way to separate us.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Sandy: Say hello to the 'molecular separator ray'.<br> | Sandy: Say hello to the 'molecular separator ray'.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Squidward: Hello molecular separator ray. Well, let's get on with it. My clarinet recital is tomorrow night.<br> | Squidward: Hello molecular separator ray. Well, let's get on with it. My clarinet recital is tomorrow night.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Sandy: Uhh, well, I'm not quite done with it yet.<br> | Sandy: Uhh, well, I'm not quite done with it yet.<br> | ||
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Squidward: What'd you say?<br> | Squidward: What'd you say?<br> | ||
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Sandy: I'm still putting it together. At best I'll have it ready, uhh, the day after tomorrow?<br> | Sandy: I'm still putting it together. At best I'll have it ready, uhh, the day after tomorrow?<br> | ||
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Squidward: What? Day after tomorrow?! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have a performance tomorrow! I can't be stuck to that yellow freak. (SpongeBob smiles) Sandy, please, you've got to do it before the show.<br> | Squidward: What? Day after tomorrow?! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have a performance tomorrow! I can't be stuck to that yellow freak. (SpongeBob smiles) Sandy, please, you've got to do it before the show.<br> | ||
| − | Sandy: Well, uhh, I suppose...I'll have it ready before you go on. (Squidward & SpongeBob stretch through their front door but can't walk much further so their houses collide together)<br> | + | |
| − | Squidward: Of course. (at clarinet recital) Oh, my. (not an empty seat in the house) Where are you, Sandy? Sandy? I can't do it. I can't go out there.<br> | + | Sandy: Well, uhh, I suppose...I'll have it ready before you go on. (Squidward & SpongeBob stretch through their front door |
| + | but can't walk much further so their houses collide together)<br> | ||
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| + | Squidward: Of course. (at clarinet recital) Oh, my. (not an empty seat in the house) Where are you, Sandy? Sandy? I can't | ||
| + | do it. I can't go out there.<br> | ||
| + | |||
SpongeBob: Squidward, this is your moment. The story you will tell when you look back as a...superstar.<br> | SpongeBob: Squidward, this is your moment. The story you will tell when you look back as a...superstar.<br> | ||
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Squidward: Superstar?<br> | Squidward: Superstar?<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Now go out there and give them the best darn show they've ever seen.<br> | SpongeBob: Now go out there and give them the best darn show they've ever seen.<br> | ||
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Squidward: You're right. The show must go on.<br> | Squidward: You're right. The show must go on.<br> | ||
| − | Announcer: Ladies and gentlefish, Bikini Bottom's Community Rec Center is proud to present: Squidward Tentacles. (curtain rises to Squidward wearing a big cape like clothing. Squidward starts playing and everyone begins to hate it)<br> | + | Announcer: Ladies and gentlefish, Bikini Bottom's Community Rec Center is proud to present: Squidward Tentacles. (curtain |
| + | rises to Squidward wearing a big cape like clothing. Squidward starts playing and everyone begins to hate it)<br> | ||
| + | |||
Fish: Honey, I'm scared. (Squidward still playing, the cape comes off as a nail tears it. Crowd gasps)<br> | Fish: Honey, I'm scared. (Squidward still playing, the cape comes off as a nail tears it. Crowd gasps)<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Uhh, hi.<br> | SpongeBob: Uhh, hi.<br> | ||
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Fish #2: Whoa. Rock on, freaky bro! Yeah. Whoo! (crowd cheers)<br> | Fish #2: Whoa. Rock on, freaky bro! Yeah. Whoo! (crowd cheers)<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Wow, they really liked it.<br> | SpongeBob: Wow, they really liked it.<br> | ||
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Mr. Krabs: (laughing) There you go, Squiddy.<br> | Mr. Krabs: (laughing) There you go, Squiddy.<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: They...they...they're cheering. Superstardom. This must be what it feels like. This is what it looks like. What it sounds like. And... (smells the air) ...what it smells like. Oh, simply intoxicating.<br> | + | |
| + | Squidward: They...they...they're cheering. Superstardom. This must be what it feels like. This is what it looks like. What | ||
| + | |||
| + | it sounds like. And... (smells the air) ...what it smells like. Oh, simply intoxicating.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Sandy: Whoo-wee, there you boys are. Looks like I'm just in time. | Sandy: Whoo-wee, there you boys are. Looks like I'm just in time. | ||
| + | |||
SpongeBob & Squidward: Sandy?<br> | SpongeBob & Squidward: Sandy?<br> | ||
| − | Sandy: One blast of this molecular separator ray and you'll be separated for good. (blasts the ray at Squidward & SpongeBob and it separates them. Crowd gasps)<br> | + | |
| + | Sandy: One blast of this molecular separator ray and you'll be separated for good. (blasts the ray at Squidward & SpongeBob | ||
| + | and it separates them. Crowd gasps)<br> | ||
| + | |||
Squidward: Hmph. (plays clarinet & crowd hates it)<br> | Squidward: Hmph. (plays clarinet & crowd hates it)<br> | ||
| − | Elderly Fish: I think I'm going to be sick. (Squidward blows his clarinet at an audience member which blows his skin off and shows his skeleton)<br> | + | |
| + | Elderly Fish: I think I'm going to be sick. (Squidward blows his clarinet at an audience member which blows his skin off | ||
| + | and shows his skeleton)<br> | ||
| + | |||
Fish #3: Ah, I'm out of here.<br> | Fish #3: Ah, I'm out of here.<br> | ||
| − | Squdiward: Huh, no wait. Wait! (everyone leaves) Oh, my one moment of fame...gone. (grabs the separator ray) There's got to be some ray to reverse this. (pushes buttons)<br> | + | Squdiward: Huh, no wait. Wait! (everyone leaves) Oh, my one moment of fame...gone. (grabs the separator ray) There's got to |
| + | |||
| + | be some ray to reverse this. (pushes buttons)<br> | ||
| + | |||
Sandy: No, Squidward! That's a very sensitive device. (laser blasts)<br> | Sandy: No, Squidward! That's a very sensitive device. (laser blasts)<br> | ||
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Therapist: So, what seems to be the problem, Mr. Tentacles?<br> | Therapist: So, what seems to be the problem, Mr. Tentacles?<br> | ||
| + | |||
Squidward: It all started when I was born. (camera zooms out to show all the main characters joined together) | Squidward: It all started when I was born. (camera zooms out to show all the main characters joined together) | ||
[[Category:Transscript]] | [[Category:Transscript]] | ||
[[Category:Episode Transscripts/Season 4]] | [[Category:Episode Transscripts/Season 4]] | ||
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Episode Article: SquidBob TentaclePants
Characters
(Squidward has blonde hair and is playing the clarinet while the crowd is cheering for him)
Audience Member: Squidward, we love you!
Audience Member #2: I love you, Squidward. You're my favorite! (Squidward laughs as he does a crowd surf. Just then his
alarm goes off and wakes him up)
Squidward: Alright, alright. Time for another hideous day at work. Ahh, just hang in there, gorgeous. (plays a few notes on
his clarinet) Your star will shine at the clartinet recital tomorrow. (laughs)
SpongeBob: Time for another glorious day at work. (winks at his tie, tie winks back) Good morning, Squidward! (walks down
the street with Squidward) And isn't it a lovely morning? Why are you playing the clarinet on your way to work?
Squidward: I'm practicing for my clarinet recital. Soon, all of Bikini Bottom will recognize the talent that is Squidward
Tentacles. Goodbye, SpongeBoob.
SpongeBob: See ya at the Krusty Krab, Squidward. Hey, Sandy, what's this?
Sandy: Well, this here is my new matter transporter. It can move things from one place to another in the blink of an
eye.
SpongeBob: Ooh, that sounds fancy.
Sandy: Let me show you how it works. (puts an apple in the transporter)
SpongeBob: Whoa! (apple disappears) Where'd it go?
Sandy: Just where you think it would be. (apple appears on Mrs. Puff's desk)
SpongeBob: Uh-oh, I'm late for work. Do you think your machine can zap me over to the Krusty Krab?
Sandy: I always did want to try a critter. Sure, why not? Get in there, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Whoo-hoo! (goes into transporter)
Sandy: Hold on tight.
SpongeBob: (transporter starts) Gee, Sandy, this sure feels...
Squidward: (walking up to the Krusty Krab) Well, here we go again. (as he reaches for the door, SpongeBob appears and
Squidward's arm is attached through SpongeBob's body)
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! (laughs. Sandy's remote is going haywire)
Sandy: What's going on with this thing? (SpongeBob & Squidward get transported back to Sandy's machine) What in tarnation?
(gasps. SpongeBob & Squidward are mutated into one body)
SpongeBob: Hi, Sandy.
Squidward: I'm not sure what it is but I something seems different about me.
SpongeBob: Yeah, me too.
Squidward: Hey, what are you doing with my hand? What am I doing with your hand? Ahh! What is this? We're all mixed up
together. (tries to de-attach himself) This is horrible. I have my clarinet recital tomorrow.
SpongeBob: Oh, it's not so bad, Squidward. Now we can be best buddies and do everything together, forever.
Squidward: (screams) Sandy, was this your doing? You've got to get us separated.
Sandy: Well, I wish I knew how.
Squidward: Well, you have to do something. I can't stay stuck to him.
Sandy: Hmmm, I wonder what would happen if I tried zapping you back in the transporter.
Squidward: Uhh, yeah, good idea.
Sandy: Well, here goes nothing. (transports to Bikini Bottom Elementary)
Teacher: All right, children. Today's Timmy's birthday. You know what that means. Ready Timmy? (opens present. SpongeBob &
Squidward rise up from the box mutated together. Everyone screams as SpongeBob & Squidward get transported again)
Doctor: congratulations Mrs Smith. You gave birth to a healthy baby boy.
Mrs Smith: May I see my baby?
Doctor: Of course. (baby appears as SpongeBob & Squidward mutated into one body again. Everyone screams as they are
transported again)
One-Eyed Monster: I've been in love with you ever since I laid my eye on you. (both monsters kiss. SpongeBob & Squidward
appear between them) Hey baby, what's your name? (Spongebob & Squidward get transported again. The lady monster slaps the
one-eyed monster and leaves)
Squidward: It's no use, Sandy. We're still the same.
Sandy: Well, that's a darn shame. You know what, I was working on the blueprints for a new invention. But it's still in the embryonic stage.
Squidward: Try anything! I cannot go to my clarinet recital like this.
Sandy: I'll continue working on it. In the meantime, you boys keep your head up.
SpongeBob: Together forever.
Squidward: Misery. (later, SpongeBob & Squidward are riding a bike to work) SpongeBob, hasn't anyone taught you how to ride
a bike?
SpongeBob: Don't worry, I'll drive.
Squidward: (Squidward's head bumps against the wheel of the bike) Ow, ow, ow. SpongeBob! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. (both enter the Krusty Krab riding the bike. The bike crashes into the boat and they fly through the kitchen window)
Customer #1: I gotta lay off the hot sauce.
Mr. Krabs: (enters kitchen) What in blazes is going on in here?
SpongeBob: Oh, hi, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: What are you two doing laying around? Get to work.
Squidward: If you say so. (as they stand up, Mr. Krabs freaks out)
Mr. Krabs: Egad. What happened to ya? Uhh, I don't want to know. Just go do your jobs.
SpongeBob: Aye aye, cap'n.
Squidward: Do you have to be such an accomidating bafoon?
SpongeBob: Squidward, everybody knows I'm a sponge. I look nothing like a balloon.
Squidward: I don't have time for this. I've got to man the cash register. (stretches his head through the kitchen window)
Whew. Can I help you?
Customer #2: Can I get two Krabby Patties, please?
Squidward: SpongeBob, I need two krabby patties.
SpongeBob: Two krabby patties coming right up. (notices the buns are out of reach) Can't...reach the buns.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what's the hold up?!
SpongeBob: Sorry, Mr Krabs. I'm on it.
Mr. Krabs: Time is money, boy.
SpongeBob: Time is money. Right. (reaches bun) Hello bun. At last we meet. (Squidward can't hold the cash register. His
head flies through the kitchen window, onto the grill and crashes into SpongeBob)
Mr Krabs: Alright, that's it. I can't afford you jeopardizing me business. You're more trouble than you're worth. (pushes
them out the restaurant) And don't come back until you get this problem sorted out.
SpongeBob: Look on the bright side, Squidward. At least we still have each other.
Squidward: That's how we got into this predicament in the first place, you imbecile. Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like a
moment of peace. (plays clarinet as they walk past a surfer)
Surfer: Whoa, rock on, freaky bro!
Squidward: Sandy! Sandy! Please tell me you've figured out a way to separate us.
Sandy: Say hello to the 'molecular separator ray'.
Squidward: Hello molecular separator ray. Well, let's get on with it. My clarinet recital is tomorrow night.
Sandy: Uhh, well, I'm not quite done with it yet.
Squidward: What'd you say?
Sandy: I'm still putting it together. At best I'll have it ready, uhh, the day after tomorrow?
Squidward: What? Day after tomorrow?! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have a performance tomorrow! I can't be stuck to that yellow freak. (SpongeBob smiles) Sandy, please, you've got to do it before the show.
Sandy: Well, uhh, I suppose...I'll have it ready before you go on. (Squidward & SpongeBob stretch through their front door
but can't walk much further so their houses collide together)
Squidward: Of course. (at clarinet recital) Oh, my. (not an empty seat in the house) Where are you, Sandy? Sandy? I can't
do it. I can't go out there.
SpongeBob: Squidward, this is your moment. The story you will tell when you look back as a...superstar.
Squidward: Superstar?
SpongeBob: Now go out there and give them the best darn show they've ever seen.
Squidward: You're right. The show must go on.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlefish, Bikini Bottom's Community Rec Center is proud to present: Squidward Tentacles. (curtain
rises to Squidward wearing a big cape like clothing. Squidward starts playing and everyone begins to hate it)
Fish: Honey, I'm scared. (Squidward still playing, the cape comes off as a nail tears it. Crowd gasps)
SpongeBob: Uhh, hi.
Fish #2: Whoa. Rock on, freaky bro! Yeah. Whoo! (crowd cheers)
SpongeBob: Wow, they really liked it.
Mr. Krabs: (laughing) There you go, Squiddy.
Squidward: They...they...they're cheering. Superstardom. This must be what it feels like. This is what it looks like. What
it sounds like. And... (smells the air) ...what it smells like. Oh, simply intoxicating.
Sandy: Whoo-wee, there you boys are. Looks like I'm just in time.
SpongeBob & Squidward: Sandy?
Sandy: One blast of this molecular separator ray and you'll be separated for good. (blasts the ray at Squidward & SpongeBob
and it separates them. Crowd gasps)
Squidward: Hmph. (plays clarinet & crowd hates it)
Elderly Fish: I think I'm going to be sick. (Squidward blows his clarinet at an audience member which blows his skin off
and shows his skeleton)
Fish #3: Ah, I'm out of here.
Squdiward: Huh, no wait. Wait! (everyone leaves) Oh, my one moment of fame...gone. (grabs the separator ray) There's got to
be some ray to reverse this. (pushes buttons)
Sandy: No, Squidward! That's a very sensitive device. (laser blasts)
Therapist: So, what seems to be the problem, Mr. Tentacles?
Squidward: It all started when I was born. (camera zooms out to show all the main characters joined together)Template:Slogan
