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Episode Transcript: Gary Takes A Bath
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'''SpongeBob:''' Gary! Looks like it's that time of week again: bath time. (Gary winces) Come on, let's go get the water started. (Walks off but Gary doesn't move; SpongeBob with an angry face comes back) You're going to have to get in that tub, Gary. Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way, or the medium way, or the semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way... So that's how you wanna play it, huh? (Cut to SpongeBob walking in with a spongey ball) Gary! Check out this new toy. (Throws the ball towards the tub) Fetch!..(toy boomerangs back to SpongeBob who gasps and reads the box) *New* Boomerang Pet Ball: Really Works! Hmmm. (throws the box but it boomerangs back and hits SpongeBob in the head; SpongeBob runs to Gary with a box of TNT on his chest) Gary! There's a bomb strapped to my chest! It's gonna explode in 3 seconds unless you take a bath!... Please... (bomb explodes)... I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages. (random pictures come up a soap bar, a rubber duck, a running shower faucet, and a subliminal message girl picture appears) "I'm sorry you had to see that." (on the phone) Hello, Fancy French Restaurant? I've got a naughty snail here who won't take a bath. What? Can you say that again? Slow down. It's like your speaking some other language! (hangs up) Hey Gare! How 'bout some leap frog? Weehee! Ok, your turn. (flips Gary into the wall and breaks his shell) Hey Gare! How 'bout some leap frog? (a cane hits him in the head)... I've got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella to take a bath in this house! (Mr Krabs comes in taking a bath then takes the dollar)(he starts tap dancing with his shoes, and punching his nose)... Ya-da-da-da... (stops tap dancing) That didn't work either, huh? (SpongeBob dresses as a pirate) Gary! Gary! Look what I found! It's an old, pirate treasure map revealing a location of buried pirate treasure in this very house. Come on, boy, let's go get that treasure. Whoo! Ok, Gary, now 40 paces to the left. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...24, 25, 26, twenty seveeen,... 40. The treasure must be in here! (opens bathroom door) Wow, Gary, look! A pirate treasure chest.<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Gary! Looks like it's that time of week again: bath time. (Gary winces) Come on, let's go get the water started. (Walks off but Gary doesn't move; SpongeBob with an angry face comes back) You're going to have to get in that tub, Gary. Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way, or the medium way, or the semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way... So that's how you wanna play it, huh? (Cut to SpongeBob walking in with a spongey ball) Gary! Check out this new toy. (Throws the ball towards the tub) Fetch!..(toy boomerangs back to SpongeBob who gasps and reads the box) *New* Boomerang Pet Ball: Really Works! Hmmm. (throws the box but it boomerangs back and hits SpongeBob in the head; SpongeBob runs to Gary with a box of TNT on his chest) Gary! There's a bomb strapped to my chest! It's gonna explode in 3 seconds unless you take a bath!... Please... (bomb explodes)... I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages. (random pictures come up a soap bar, a rubber duck, a running shower faucet, and a subliminal message girl picture appears) "I'm sorry you had to see that." (on the phone) Hello, Fancy French Restaurant? I've got a naughty snail here who won't take a bath. What? Can you say that again? Slow down. It's like your speaking some other language! (hangs up) Hey Gare! How 'bout some leap frog? Weehee! Ok, your turn. (flips Gary into the wall and breaks his shell) Hey Gare! How 'bout some leap frog? (a cane hits him in the head)... I've got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella to take a bath in this house! (Mr Krabs comes in taking a bath then takes the dollar)(he starts tap dancing with his shoes, and punching his nose)... Ya-da-da-da... (stops tap dancing) That didn't work either, huh? (SpongeBob dresses as a pirate) Gary! Gary! Look what I found! It's an old, pirate treasure map revealing a location of buried pirate treasure in this very house. Come on, boy, let's go get that treasure. Whoo! Ok, Gary, now 40 paces to the left. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...24, 25, 26, twenty seveeen,... 40. The treasure must be in here! (opens bathroom door) Wow, Gary, look! A pirate treasure chest.<br> | ||
| − | '''Gary:''' | + | '''Gary:''' Meow.<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' Why no, Gary, this isn't the bathtub. (kicks the paint can) It's treasure. Look, dabloons. (shows 2 bars of soap) Don't | '''SpongeBob:''' Why no, Gary, this isn't the bathtub. (kicks the paint can) It's treasure. Look, dabloons. (shows 2 bars of soap) Don't | ||
drop 'em... Look at this broach! (shows a rubber duck)<br> | drop 'em... Look at this broach! (shows a rubber duck)<br> | ||
| − | '''Gary:''' | + | '''Gary:''' Meow.<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': I don't really know what a snail would want with a broach. Now why don't you just get into the tub. (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful) Get in the tub! (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) Get in the tub!! (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) Get in the tub... (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) In the tub. (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) In the tub. (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) Now, Gary, are you going to get in this tub or am I going to have to... (picks up Gary but both stick to the ceiling) Gary, could you... (one of Gary's eyes go back in and SpongeBob loses grip) Gary, no! Gary! (SpongeBob falls in the tub). Alright, Gary, you | '''SpongeBob''': I don't really know what a snail would want with a broach. Now why don't you just get into the tub. (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful) Get in the tub! (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) Get in the tub!! (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) Get in the tub... (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) In the tub. (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) In the tub. (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) Now, Gary, are you going to get in this tub or am I going to have to... (picks up Gary but both stick to the ceiling) Gary, could you... (one of Gary's eyes go back in and SpongeBob loses grip) Gary, no! Gary! (SpongeBob falls in the tub). Alright, Gary, you | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Aww, stuck in a tree? It's time to clean up your act, Gary. (spits out water at Gary but realizes its a record playing Gary's meows). Oh, no! I bathed Gary way too hard and I removed his skin. <br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Aww, stuck in a tree? It's time to clean up your act, Gary. (spits out water at Gary but realizes its a record playing Gary's meows). Oh, no! I bathed Gary way too hard and I removed his skin. <br> | ||
| − | '''Gary:''' (takes the ladder off the tree) | + | '''Gary:''' (takes the ladder off the tree) Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow. <br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' Gary! You Bring that ladder back this instant. (the ladder falls) I am really not amused, mister. You are going to take a bath, and you are going to get clean right now.<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Gary! You Bring that ladder back this instant. (the ladder falls) I am really not amused, mister. You are going to take a bath, and you are going to get clean right now.<br> | ||
| − | '''Gary:''' | + | '''Gary:''' Meow.<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' I am so the boss of you.<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' I am so the boss of you.<br> | ||
| − | '''Gary:''' | + | '''Gary:''' Meow.<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' It may be a free country, but you live in my house under my rules.<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' It may be a free country, but you live in my house under my rules.<br> | ||
| − | '''Gary:''' | + | '''Gary:''' Meow.<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' Don't you use that tone of voice with me. You will do what I say when I say. (Gary slithers up to the mud puddle) What are you doing? I am talking to you, mister.(Gary stops) Do not go near that mud puddle! Gary, the snail, do you understand me? I am giving you to three seconds to get away from that mud puddle. One, two, two and a half...don't make me say three. (Gary leans over the puddle) Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary! (SpongeBob falls in the mud puddle). I'm a dirty boy. | '''SpongeBob:''' Don't you use that tone of voice with me. You will do what I say when I say. (Gary slithers up to the mud puddle) What are you doing? I am talking to you, mister.(Gary stops) Do not go near that mud puddle! Gary, the snail, do you understand me? I am giving you to three seconds to get away from that mud puddle. One, two, two and a half...don't make me say three. (Gary leans over the puddle) Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary! (SpongeBob falls in the mud puddle). I'm a dirty boy. | ||
| − | '''Gary:''' | + | '''Gary:''' Meow.<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, yeah, Gary. I'm getting behind my ears. (Gary smiles). | '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, yeah, Gary. I'm getting behind my ears. (Gary smiles). | ||
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Episode Article: Gary Takes a Bath
Characters
- SpongeBob
- Gary
- Mr. Krabs(cameo)
- Hillbilly Girl (cameo)
Dialogue
SpongeBob: Gary! Looks like it's that time of week again: bath time. (Gary winces) Come on, let's go get the water started. (Walks off but Gary doesn't move; SpongeBob with an angry face comes back) You're going to have to get in that tub, Gary. Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way, or the medium way, or the semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way... So that's how you wanna play it, huh? (Cut to SpongeBob walking in with a spongey ball) Gary! Check out this new toy. (Throws the ball towards the tub) Fetch!..(toy boomerangs back to SpongeBob who gasps and reads the box) *New* Boomerang Pet Ball: Really Works! Hmmm. (throws the box but it boomerangs back and hits SpongeBob in the head; SpongeBob runs to Gary with a box of TNT on his chest) Gary! There's a bomb strapped to my chest! It's gonna explode in 3 seconds unless you take a bath!... Please... (bomb explodes)... I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages. (random pictures come up a soap bar, a rubber duck, a running shower faucet, and a subliminal message girl picture appears) "I'm sorry you had to see that." (on the phone) Hello, Fancy French Restaurant? I've got a naughty snail here who won't take a bath. What? Can you say that again? Slow down. It's like your speaking some other language! (hangs up) Hey Gare! How 'bout some leap frog? Weehee! Ok, your turn. (flips Gary into the wall and breaks his shell) Hey Gare! How 'bout some leap frog? (a cane hits him in the head)... I've got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella to take a bath in this house! (Mr Krabs comes in taking a bath then takes the dollar)(he starts tap dancing with his shoes, and punching his nose)... Ya-da-da-da... (stops tap dancing) That didn't work either, huh? (SpongeBob dresses as a pirate) Gary! Gary! Look what I found! It's an old, pirate treasure map revealing a location of buried pirate treasure in this very house. Come on, boy, let's go get that treasure. Whoo! Ok, Gary, now 40 paces to the left. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...24, 25, 26, twenty seveeen,... 40. The treasure must be in here! (opens bathroom door) Wow, Gary, look! A pirate treasure chest.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Why no, Gary, this isn't the bathtub. (kicks the paint can) It's treasure. Look, dabloons. (shows 2 bars of soap) Don't
drop 'em... Look at this broach! (shows a rubber duck)
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: I don't really know what a snail would want with a broach. Now why don't you just get into the tub. (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful) Get in the tub! (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) Get in the tub!! (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) Get in the tub... (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) In the tub. (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) In the tub. (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) Now, Gary, are you going to get in this tub or am I going to have to... (picks up Gary but both stick to the ceiling) Gary, could you... (one of Gary's eyes go back in and SpongeBob loses grip) Gary, no! Gary! (SpongeBob falls in the tub). Alright, Gary, you
have duped and/or frustrated me for the last time. So, if I can't get you to come to the bath, I'll just have to bring the bath come to you. (absorbs all the water in the bathtub). Psst, Gary. Bath delivery. (SpongeBob spits water at Gary but misses). Come back, Gary. I have something to chair with you. (SpongeBob spits a lot of water at Gary but misses) Dishes more like it. (Gary flees out the door) Water you waiting for, Gary?
Gary: (Meowing in a tree)
SpongeBob: Aww, stuck in a tree? It's time to clean up your act, Gary. (spits out water at Gary but realizes its a record playing Gary's meows). Oh, no! I bathed Gary way too hard and I removed his skin.
Gary: (takes the ladder off the tree) Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow.
SpongeBob: Gary! You Bring that ladder back this instant. (the ladder falls) I am really not amused, mister. You are going to take a bath, and you are going to get clean right now.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: I am so the boss of you.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: It may be a free country, but you live in my house under my rules.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Don't you use that tone of voice with me. You will do what I say when I say. (Gary slithers up to the mud puddle) What are you doing? I am talking to you, mister.(Gary stops) Do not go near that mud puddle! Gary, the snail, do you understand me? I am giving you to three seconds to get away from that mud puddle. One, two, two and a half...don't make me say three. (Gary leans over the puddle) Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary! (SpongeBob falls in the mud puddle). I'm a dirty boy.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah, Gary. I'm getting behind my ears. (Gary smiles).
