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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 3
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| − | ===Chapter | + | ===Chapter 18: Gas Station Teasing=== |
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| − | + | (The next scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick riding to a nearby gas station in the Patty Wagon) | |
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| + | '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah | ||
| + | You're a Goofy Goober, yeah | ||
| + | We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah | ||
| + | Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah! | ||
| − | + | (They stop at the gas station, where 2 gas station fish) | |
| − | ''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Fill her up, please. |
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| + | '''Gas Station Fish #1:''' What'll it be, fellas? Mustard... or ketchup?! (Both fish laugh) | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Are they laughing at us? | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' No, Patrick. They're laughing next to us. | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Lloyd:''' Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway? |
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| − | ''' | + | '''Patrick:''' Kids?! |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Now, now, now. For your information, we are not kids. We are men. And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City. | |
| − | ''' | + | '''Both:''' Shell City? |
| − | ''' | + | '''Lloyd:'''Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops? |
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' That's right. | ||
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| + | '''Gas Station Fish #1:''' Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Respect for the dead! You two dipsticks ain't gonna last 10 seconds over the county line! | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, yeah? We'll see about that. (He and Patrick get back into the Patty Wagon and pass the county line. A car stealer stops them) |
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| + | '''Bully:''' Out of the car, fellas. (SpongeBob and Patrick obey) | ||
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''Lloyd:''' 12. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' In your face! That's what I'm talking about. Yeah! |
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| + | '''Gas Station Fish #1:''' They're dead. | ||
| − | + | ===Chapter 19: The Inevitable Has Happened=== | |
| − | ''' | + | (The scene moves to a crowd entering the Chum Bucket back in Bikini Bottom. Perch Perkins is in front, once again reporting on TV) |
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| + | '''Perch Perkins:''' Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. How is this possible? Let's find out. (He goes inside) | ||
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| + | '''Perch Perkins:''' Excuse me, Plankton. Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News. Can I get a minute? | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Plankton:''' Anything for you, Perch. |
| − | ''' | + | '''Perch Perkins:''' All of Bikini Bottom wants to know, how did you get the Krabby Patty? |
| − | + | '''Plankton:''' Well, Perch, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune... (voice breaking)I'm sorry. He confided in me a secret wish. "Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket," he said. "Don't let the flame die out." (sobs) By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Here you go, Perch. (He plants a bucket helmet on his head) | |
| − | ''' | + | '''Perch Perkins:''' Thanks. |
| − | ''' | + | '''Plankton:''' Bucket helmets for everyone! |
| − | ''' | + | '''Man:''' (happily) My helmet! |
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| + | '''Plankton:''' Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife. | ||
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| + | '''Plankton:''' Evil Plan Z is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now. | ||
| − | ( | + | '''Karen:''' Nothing except SpongeBob and his [[Patrick|pink friend]]. (Displays SpongeBob and Patrick on the road on her computer screen) My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints. (Plankton looks at his hands) |
| − | ''' | + | '''Plankton:''' Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those two. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator! |
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| − | + | ===Chapter 20: Meet Dennis=== | |
| − | + | (Miles away, we see a hitman wearing sunglasses traveling on his motorcycle down the road. He looks tough. VERY tough. He stops his motorcycle in front of the gas station. The hitman, Dennis, sees a sesame seed from the Patty Wagon on the ground) | |
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| + | laugh. For this, Dennis rips of their mouths and drives away) | ||
| − | + | ===Chapter 21: Thug Tug Trouble=== | |
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Going on. | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah! Moving on. Just keep going. |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''Patrick:''' Yup. |
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Gonna get that crown. | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Oh, yeah. All right. | ||
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. Victory. | |
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Are we there yet? | ||
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| − | + | '''Patrick:''' ''By car''. | |
| − | '''SpongeBob | + | '''SpongeBob:''' I wish we still had our car. |
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| + | '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Our car! (We see the Patty Wagon in front of a beat-up bar. SpongeBob and Patrick are about ready to get in the Patty Wagon, but SpongeBob notices that the key is missing) | ||
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| − | ''' | + | '''Patrick:''' Where do you think it is? (A man is thrown out of the bar, the Thug Tug, groaning in pain. SpongeBob and Patrick peek in through the window and see loads of Thugs drinking, playing pool and fighting. They both see a ski masked Thug with the spatula key in his pocket) |
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' There it is, Pat. The key! Now, how are we gonna get it? | ||
| − | '''Patrick:''' | + | '''Patrick:''' I know. Walk in and ask him for it. |
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, that's a terrible idea. | ||
| − | '''Patrick:''' | + | '''Patrick:''' Sorry. |
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction. | ||
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| + | '''Thug in background:''' You see me walkin back?! | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' (Using his mouth as a megaphone) Can I have everybody's attention? (Everybody surrounds closer to Patrick) I have to use the bathroom. | ||
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Stupid contacts. Oh, there it is. I better go wash it off. (Runs away) |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick. You call that a distraction? |
| − | '''Patrick:''' | + | '''Patrick:''' Well, I had to go to the bathroom. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, I got my hands dirty for nothing. (SpongeBob pushes the soap dispenser and bubbles came out.) Patrick, check it out! |
| − | '''Patrick:''' | + | '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray! Bubble party! (The duo parties with the bubbles. One floats out of the restroom and into the Thug Tug bar) |
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| + | '''Everybody in the Thug Tug:''' All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Thug Tug Owner:''' That's right! So who blew it? So nobody knows. |
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| − | ''' | + | '''Tough Guy #1:''' Maybe it was... |
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| − | ''' | + | '''Thug Tug Owner:''' Shut up! (Throws a chair on him) Somebody in here ain't a real man. (Sees SpongeBob and Patrick trying to sneak out) You! We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. Now, everybody line up. DJ, time for the test. No baby can resist singing along to this. (The Goofy Goober theme song plays) |
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| − | '''SpongeBob | + | '''SpongeBob:''' I know. (SpongeBob and Patrick try to resist to sing along) |
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| + | You're a Goofy Goober, yeah | ||
| + | We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah | ||
| + | Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah | ||
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| − | + | '''Thug Tug Owner:''' DJ! Turn it up louder! | |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''SpongeBob:'''(trying not to sing) Don't sing along, Patrick! |
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| − | '''Patrick:''' | + | '''Patrick: '''I'm trying. Trying so hard. (The owner notices his and SpongeBob's struggle and starts singing) |
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| − | ''' | + | '''Double Headed Twins:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah! |
| − | ''' | + | '''Thug Tug Owner:'''Well, well, well. Which one of you babies was it? |
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| + | '''Double Headed Twins #1 and #2:'''It was him. He did it. I've never even eaten at... Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah! | ||
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| − | ===Chapter | + | ===Chapter 23: Squidward Finds Out=== |
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| − | + | '''Fish:''' Morning. (Squidward notices he is wearing a Chum Bucket helmet) | |
| − | + | '''Squidward:''' Some people have no taste in headgear. (Looks around more and sees everyone with a helmet, even a baby) Babies too? (Rides over to a female fish in a boat, waiting for the light to change) Excuse me, miss, but where is everybody getting that horrid headwear? | |
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| − | ''' | + | '''Squidward:''' Down here. |
| − | ''' | + | '''Female Fish:''' (Finds Squid) Well, I got it at the Chum Bucket. Plankton's giving them away free with every Krabby Patty. |
| − | ''' | + | '''Squidward:''' Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With? |
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| − | + | (At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is enjoying his day and watching his customers. Squidward bursts in) | |
| − | ''' | + | '''Squidward:''' So you're selling Krabby Patties, eh, Plankton? |
| − | ''' | + | '''Plankton:''' That's right, Squidward. (Pulls out a helmet) And there's a free bucket helmet |
| + | with every purchase. Care for one? | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Squidward:''' No. You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio. |
| − | ''' | + | '''Plankton:''' And what's that supposed to mean? |
| − | ''' | + | '''Squidward:''' It means you set up Mr. Krabs. You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him |
| + | and you could finally get your stubby little paws on the Krabby Patty formula. (Plankton looks at his hands) It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck. | ||
| + | And I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Neptune! | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Plankton:''' We'll see about that, [[Squidward|Inspector Looselips]]. (Presses a button on Karen) |
| − | ''' | + | '''Karen:''' Now activating helmet brain-control devices. |
| − | ''' | + | '''Squidward:''' Huh? What? (A satellite goes up on the Chum Bucket, causing the bucket helmets to |
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| − | ''' | + | '''Wearers of Helmets:''' All hail Plankton. |
| − | ''' | + | '''Squidward:''' (Eyes widened) What's going on here? |
| − | + | '''Plankton's Slaves (Wearers of Helmets):''' All hail Plankton. | |
| − | + | '''Plankton:''' Seize him, slaves! | |
| − | ''' | + | '''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton. |
| − | ''' | + | '''Squidward:''' I'm getting out of here! (Runs for the door, but more slaves burst in and corner him) |
| − | ''' | + | '''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. |
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| − | ''' | + | '''Patrick:''' Okay. (Imitates the guy who owns the Thug Tug) We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh) |
| − | ''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Weed them out. What a jerk. (They both drive along a pile of skulls) The road's getting kind of bumpy here. |
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| − | ''' | + | '''Patrick:''' A bubble-blowing double baby doesn't belong out here in man's country. |
| − | ''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. (Then realizes something) Wait. We blew that bubble. Doesn't that make us |
| + | a bubble-blowing double baby? (Both think about this until he spots a free ice cream stand) | ||
| − | + | Patrick: Hey look! Free ice cream! | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Oh, boy! (heads the stand) | |
| − | ''' | + | Patrick: (Talks to a skull) How you doing? Wait a minute. (Patrick looks at his surroundings and looked worried) Wait a minute. SpongeBob! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Got you covered. (To the old woman) Two, please. |
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| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Actually, we're men, lady, but thanks. (Gets bowl) Hey, Patrick, let's... (His hand is stuck on the bowl, which the old woman is still holding) You can let go now. I said, let go, please. What is this? What kind of old lady are you? (A huge frog fish comes out of the ground, revealing that the old woman was its tongue. When the frog fish is about to eat SpongeBob, he breaks lose and falls into the Patty Wagon) | |
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Did you get the ice cream? (frog fish roars) | ||
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| − | + | (Dennis has arrived at The Thug Tug, at that time, and is looking around. He finds SpongeBob and Patrick's bubble. Suddenly, all of the thugs appear) | |
| − | ''' | + | '''Thug Tug Owner:''' Hey! (Dennis turns around) You may not know it, cowboy, but we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles. (Snaps his fingers and all of the thugs say the rule) |
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| − | + | ===Chapter 25: We're Just Kids=== | |
| − | + | (Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick still fleeing from the monster) | |
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| − | ''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Jump for it, Patrick! (They jump out of the Patty Wagon, which the frog fish eats. A gigantic eel eats the frog fish and dives back in. SpongeBob and Patrick stare in disbelief) Well, we lost our car again. |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''Patrick:''' Never mind the car, where's the road? (echoes) Road, road, road, (the echo turns out to be Patrick repeating)road, road, road, road, r... Sorry. |
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' There's the road. On the other side of this (Looks down the trench in front of them) deep, dark... dangerous... | ||
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Hazardous... |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, monster-infested... trench. |
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| + | '''Patrick:''' But what about Mr. Krabs? | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' What about us? We'll never survive in that trench. You said it yourself, this is man's country. And let's face it, Pat. We're just...kids. | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Open your eyes, Patrick! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream. We worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake! We don't belong out here! | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' We do not worship him. | ||
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home. |
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Mindy?! (Struggles to put his shorts on) | ||
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[edit] Chapter 18: Gas Station Teasing
(The next scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick riding to a nearby gas station in the Patty Wagon)
SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!
(They stop at the gas station, where 2 gas station fish)
SpongeBob: Fill her up, please.
Gas Station Fish #1: What'll it be, fellas? Mustard... or ketchup?! (Both fish laugh)
Patrick: Are they laughing at us?
SpongeBob: No, Patrick. They're laughing next to us.
Lloyd: Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway?
Patrick: Kids?!
SpongeBob: Now, now, now. For your information, we are not kids. We are men. And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City.
Both: Shell City?
Lloyd:Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?
SpongeBob: That's right.
Gas Station Fish #1: Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Respect for the dead! You two dipsticks ain't gonna last 10 seconds over the county line!
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah? We'll see about that. (He and Patrick get back into the Patty Wagon and pass the county line. A car stealer stops them)
Bully: Out of the car, fellas. (SpongeBob and Patrick obey)
SpongeBob: How many seconds was that?
Lloyd: 12.
SpongeBob and Patrick: In your face! That's what I'm talking about. Yeah!
Patrick: Who's the kid now? (Both walk away)
Gas Station Fish #1: They're dead.
[edit] Chapter 19: The Inevitable Has Happened
(The scene moves to a crowd entering the Chum Bucket back in Bikini Bottom. Perch Perkins is in front, once again reporting on TV)
Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. How is this possible? Let's find out. (He goes inside)
(Inside, Plankton is watching his new customers)
Plankton: Step right up. Plenty for everybody.
Perch Perkins: Excuse me, Plankton. Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News. Can I get a minute?
Plankton: Anything for you, Perch.
Perch Perkins: All of Bikini Bottom wants to know, how did you get the Krabby Patty?
Plankton: Well, Perch, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune... (voice breaking)I'm sorry. He confided in me a secret wish. "Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket," he said. "Don't let the flame die out." (sobs) By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Here you go, Perch. (He plants a bucket helmet on his head)
Perch Perkins: Thanks.
Plankton: Bucket helmets for everyone!
Man: (happily) My helmet!
(Plankton enters his lab, where Karen is)
Plankton: Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife.
Karen: I never agreed.
Plankton: Evil Plan Z is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now.
Karen: Nothing except SpongeBob and his pink friend. (Displays SpongeBob and Patrick on the road on her computer screen) My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints. (Plankton looks at his hands)
Plankton: Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those two. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator!
[edit] Chapter 20: Meet Dennis
(Miles away, we see a hitman wearing sunglasses traveling on his motorcycle down the road. He looks tough. VERY tough. He stops his motorcycle in front of the gas station. The hitman, Dennis, sees a sesame seed from the Patty Wagon on the ground)
Dennis: (takes off sunglasses in another one) Sesame seed.
Gas Station Fish #1: Hey, mister, does that hat take ten gallons? (Both gas station fish laugh. For this, Dennis rips of their mouths and drives away)
[edit] Chapter 21: Thug Tug Trouble
(Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are still going)
Patrick: Going on.
SpongeBob: Yeah! Moving on. Just keep going.
Patrick: Yup.
SpongeBob: Gonna get that crown.
Patrick: Oh, yeah. All right.
SpongeBob: Yeah. Victory.
Patrick: Are we there yet?
SpongeBob: We must be close by now. (Sees a sign) Patrick, look. We're doing great! Shell City's only five days away. (A leaf blocking part of the sign comes off, revealing 2 more words)
Patrick: By car.
SpongeBob: I wish we still had our car.
Patrick: SpongeBob, look!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Our car! (We see the Patty Wagon in front of a beat-up bar. SpongeBob and Patrick are about ready to get in the Patty Wagon, but SpongeBob notices that the key is missing)
[edit] Chapter 22: The Thug Tug
SpongeBob: The key!
Patrick: Where do you think it is? (A man is thrown out of the bar, the Thug Tug, groaning in pain. SpongeBob and Patrick peek in through the window and see loads of Thugs drinking, playing pool and fighting. They both see a ski masked Thug with the spatula key in his pocket)
SpongeBob: There it is, Pat. The key! Now, how are we gonna get it?
Patrick: I know. Walk in and ask him for it.
Thug:What are you looking at? (Punching sounds is heard)
SpongeBob: Patrick, that's a terrible idea.
Patrick: Sorry.
Haman: I do not like horse. (pirates gasp) I do not like deer. (pirates applause) I do not like lambs. (pirates gasp one more time) I especially don't like fried fish.
SpongeBob: I know. I'll go in and create a distraction, and you get the key.
Patrick: Wait. I wanna do the distraction.
SpongeBob: Okay. I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction.
(Patrick then walks inside the Thug Tug, looking tough) Thug in background: You see me walkin back?!
Patrick: (Using his mouth as a megaphone) Can I have everybody's attention? (Everybody surrounds closer to Patrick) I have to use the bathroom.
Ski Masked Thug: It's right over there. (Spots SpongeBob trying to take the key from him. SpongeBob starts to rub on the floor)
SpongeBob: Stupid contacts. Oh, there it is. I better go wash it off. (Runs away)
(Inside the restroom, Patrick is whizzing. He finishes as SpongeBob comes in)
SpongeBob: Patrick. You call that a distraction?
Patrick: Well, I had to go to the bathroom.
SpongeBob: Well, I got my hands dirty for nothing. (SpongeBob pushes the soap dispenser and bubbles came out.) Patrick, check it out!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray! Bubble party! (The duo parties with the bubbles. One floats out of the restroom and into the Thug Tug bar)
Thug Tug Owner: Hey! Who blew this bubble? You all know the rules!
Everybody in the Thug Tug: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
Thug Tug Owner: That's right! So who blew it? So nobody knows.
(SpongeBob and Patrick burst bubbles)
Tough Guy #1: Maybe it was...
Thug Tug Owner: Shut up! (Throws a chair on him) Somebody in here ain't a real man. (Sees SpongeBob and Patrick trying to sneak out) You! We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. Now, everybody line up. DJ, time for the test. No baby can resist singing along to this. (The Goofy Goober theme song plays)
Patrick: SpongeBob, it's the Goofy Goober theme song.
SpongeBob: I know. (SpongeBob and Patrick try to resist to sing along)
Goofy Goober (On record): Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
Tough Guy #2: (coughs)
Thug Tug Owner: It was you! You're the baby!
Tough Guy #2: No, no! I only coughed, I swear. (The owner eyes him)
Thug Tug Owner: DJ! Turn it up louder!
SpongeBob:(trying not to sing) Don't sing along, Patrick!
Patrick: I'm trying. Trying so hard. (The owner notices his and SpongeBob's struggle and starts singing)
Thug Tug Owner: I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah!
(SpongeBob and Patrick are about to sing, when some double-headed twins sing instead)
Double Headed Twins: Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!
Thug Tug Owner:Well, well, well. Which one of you babies was it?
Double Headed Twins #1 and #2:It was him. He did it. I've never even eaten at... Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!
Thug Tug Owner: Well, looks like we got ourselves a double baby! (All of the tough guys start beating them up while SpongeBob and Patrick sneak out of the Thug Tug)
SpongeBob: Man, that was a close call.
Patrick: Guess what I got. (Pulls out the key)
SpongeBob: The key!
(He and Patrick start up the Patty Wagon, get in, and drive away)
[edit] Chapter 23: Squidward Finds Out
(Back in Bikini Bottom for the next morning, Squidward is enjoying the time without SpongeBob)
Squidward: Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. (He starts to ride his bike around town)
Fish: Morning. (Squidward notices he is wearing a Chum Bucket helmet)
Squidward: Some people have no taste in headgear. (Looks around more and sees everyone with a helmet, even a baby) Babies too? (Rides over to a female fish in a boat, waiting for the light to change) Excuse me, miss, but where is everybody getting that horrid headwear?
Female Fish: (She looks around) Who said that?
Squidward: Down here.
Female Fish: (Finds Squid) Well, I got it at the Chum Bucket. Plankton's giving them away free with every Krabby Patty.
Squidward: Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?
(At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is enjoying his day and watching his customers. Squidward bursts in)
Squidward: So you're selling Krabby Patties, eh, Plankton?
Plankton: That's right, Squidward. (Pulls out a helmet) And there's a free bucket helmet with every purchase. Care for one?
Squidward: No. You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio.
Plankton: And what's that supposed to mean?
Squidward: It means you set up Mr. Krabs. You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him and you could finally get your stubby little paws on the Krabby Patty formula. (Plankton looks at his hands) It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck. And I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Neptune!
Plankton: We'll see about that, Inspector Looselips. (Presses a button on Karen)
Karen: Now activating helmet brain-control devices.
Squidward: Huh? What? (A satellite goes up on the Chum Bucket, causing the bucket helmets to start to control their wearers)
Wearers of Helmets: All hail Plankton.
Squidward: (Eyes widened) What's going on here?
Plankton's Slaves (Wearers of Helmets): All hail Plankton.
Plankton: Seize him, slaves!
Slaves: All hail Plankton.
Squidward: I'm getting out of here! (Runs for the door, but more slaves burst in and corner him)
Slaves: All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.
(Squidward, cornered, screams in horror as Plankton's slaves capture him)
Plankton: Who can stop me now? Who?!
[edit] Chapter 23: Frog Fish Mayhem
(Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are still traveling in the Patty Wagon. They are laughing from something Patrick has done)
SpongeBob: Come on, Pat, one more time.
Patrick: Okay. (Imitates the guy who owns the Thug Tug) We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)
SpongeBob: Weed them out. What a jerk. (They both drive along a pile of skulls) The road's getting kind of bumpy here.
Patrick: You know, SpongeBob, there's a lesson to be learned from all of this.
SpongeBob: What's that, Patrick?
Patrick: A bubble-blowing double baby doesn't belong out here in man's country.
SpongeBob: Yeah. (Then realizes something) Wait. We blew that bubble. Doesn't that make us a bubble-blowing double baby? (Both think about this until he spots a free ice cream stand)
Patrick: Hey look! Free ice cream!
SpongeBob: Oh, boy! (heads the stand)
Patrick: (Talks to a skull) How you doing? Wait a minute. (Patrick looks at his surroundings and looked worried) Wait a minute. SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Yeah?
Patrick: Make mine a chocolate!
SpongeBob: Got you covered. (To the old woman) Two, please.
Old Woman: Certainly. You kids enjoy. (she takes out a fake ice cream)
SpongeBob: Actually, we're men, lady, but thanks. (Gets bowl) Hey, Patrick, let's... (His hand is stuck on the bowl, which the old woman is still holding) You can let go now. I said, let go, please. What is this? What kind of old lady are you? (A huge frog fish comes out of the ground, revealing that the old woman was its tongue. When the frog fish is about to eat SpongeBob, he breaks lose and falls into the Patty Wagon)
Patrick: Did you get the ice cream? (frog fish roars)
SpongeBob: Step on it, Patrick! (Patrick drives the Patty Wagon at top speed away from the frog fish, which is in hot pursuit, as he and SpongeBob scream)
[edit] Chapter 24: Thug Tug Wrecked
(Dennis has arrived at The Thug Tug, at that time, and is looking around. He finds SpongeBob and Patrick's bubble. Suddenly, all of the thugs appear)
Thug Tug Owner: Hey! (Dennis turns around) You may not know it, cowboy, but we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles. (Snaps his fingers and all of the thugs say the rule)
All Thugs: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied person... (Dennis punches the owner into the Thug Tug, which breaks and falls into the ground, then drives away)
[edit] Chapter 25: We're Just Kids
(Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick still fleeing from the monster)
Old Woman: Come on, kiddies, have some ice cream. I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers. (A cat on a tongue is shown)
Mr. Whiskers: Meow.
SpongeBob: Jump for it, Patrick! (They jump out of the Patty Wagon, which the frog fish eats. A gigantic eel eats the frog fish and dives back in. SpongeBob and Patrick stare in disbelief) Well, we lost our car again.
Patrick: Never mind the car, where's the road? (echoes) Road, road, road, (the echo turns out to be Patrick repeating)road, road, road, road, r... Sorry.
SpongeBob: There's the road. On the other side of this (Looks down the trench in front of them) deep, dark... dangerous...
Patrick: (after seeing a fire) Hazardous.
SpongeBob: Hazardous...
Patrick: (after seeing a tentacle) Monster-infested.
SpongeBob: Yeah, monster-infested... trench.
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, look! Here's the way down. Well, we're not gonna get the crown standing here. On to Shell City. (Patrick took the first step and monsters grawls) Hey, look, it's making noise. SpongeBob? (Sees him about to leave) Hey, where are you going?
SpongeBob: I'm going home, Patrick.
Patrick: But what about Mr. Krabs?
SpongeBob: What about us? We'll never survive in that trench. You said it yourself, this is man's country. And let's face it, Pat. We're just...kids.
Patrick: We're not kids.
SpongeBob: Open your eyes, Patrick! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream. We worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake! We don't belong out here!
Patrick: We do not worship him.
SpongeBob: (Pulls down his shorts) You've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight. (We see Patrick's underwear with the Goofy Goober pictures on it) What do you call that?
Patrick: Worship? (Gets tears in his eyes) You're right, SpongeBob. We are kids. (Runs around then falls down)
SpongeBob: Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.
Mindy: But you can't go home!
(SpongeBob and Patrick see Mindy riding a coach driven by sea horses)
Patrick: Mindy?! (Struggles to put his shorts on)
SpongeBob: Mindy? How much did you hear?
Mindy: I heard enough.
Patrick: Did you see my underwear?
Mindy: No, Patrick.
Patrick: Did you want to?
Mindy: Look, guys, you may be kids, but you're the only ones left who can get that crown.
SpongeBob: What do you mean, the only ones left?
Mindy: Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom. (Pulls out a magical clam, which opens up revealing Bikini Bottom now) Or should I say Planktopolis.
Slaves: All hail Plankton.
Plankton: No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn't gonna build itself. Move faster!
SpongeBob: Oh, my gosh! Patrick, look! Plankton's turned everyone we know into slaves. (We see what everyone is doing work for Plankton) Squidward, Sandy, Mrs. Puff, (SpongeBob gasps) even Gary.
Gary: Meow Plankton.
SpongeBob: Can't your father do something?
Mindy: My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything. (The magical clam shows Neptune's bald spot about to be sprayed by the Squire with hair growth spray)
Neptune: Squire, will you hurry? (The Squire is nervous. He closes his eyes and sprays. Well, he accidentally sprays Neptune's eyes, which grow hair and screams)
Mindy: (She closes the clam) So you see, you can't quit. The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands.
SpongeBob: But... But we're just...
Mindy: Hey. It doesn't matter if you're kids. What's so wrong with being a kid, anyway? Kids rule! You don't need to be a man to do this. You just gotta believe in yourself. You just gotta believe! (Swims up into the sky, then comes back down)
SpongeBob: I believe.
Mindy: That's the spirit.
SpongeBob: I believe that everybody we know is a goner! (He and Patrick begin crying)
| The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Transcript |
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| The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie |
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Characters: David Hasselhoff • Dennis (eliminator) • Cyclops • Goofy Goober • Karen • King Neptune • Mr. Krabs • Patrick Star • Mindy • Sheldon J. Plankton • SpongeBob SquarePants • Gas Station Attendants • Car Stealer |
