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| − | Spongebob: Ohh. Patrick?
| + | #redirect [[Episode Transcript: Toy Store of Doom]] |
| − | Patrick: Yeah?
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| − | Spongebob: What do you wanna do today?
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| − | Patrick: I don't know.
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| − | Spongebob: I guess we could play something.
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| − | Spongebob: A yo-yo?
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| − | Patrick: No.
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| − | Spongebob: Buried treasure board game?
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| − | Patrick: Nah.
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| − | Spongebob: Bikes?
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| − | Patrick: Hmm...Nope.
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| − | Patrick: Nope. Nope. Nope. No. Nah.
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| − | Spongebob: This?
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| − | Old man genkins: Hello.
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| − | Patrick: Uh-uh.
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| − | Spongebob: Hey, we could play with our mermaid man and barnacle boy action figures.
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| − | Spongebob: Eww. Barnacle boy's all chewed up and slimy.
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| − | (Patrick chewing on mermaid man)
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| − | Patrick: Yeah, that'll happen.
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| − | Spongebob: Ohh! There's just nothing to play with.
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| − | Patrick: There's got to be something we could do.
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| − | Squidward: La the dee la the dum la the do...
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| − | Squidward: Hey! What are you doing here in my house?
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| − | Spongebob: Hi, squidward! Can you think of anything fun we can do?
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| − | Squidward: Get out!
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| − | Patrick: Yeah, we thought of that.
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| − | (Squidward kicks them out)
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| − | Squidward: I'll leave this pile that belongs to you.
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| − | Old man jenkins: Where are we going now, boys?
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| − | Spongebob: Mmm.
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| − | Patrick: Uhhhhhh. I'm so bored!
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| − | Patrick: There's got to be something we could do!
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| − | (An helicopter puts down a sign that says "it's coming!")
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| − | Spongebob & patrick: It's coming?
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| − | Spongebob & patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhh boy!
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| − | Spongebob & patrick: It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
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| − | Patrick: Almost there!
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| − | Patrick: Here it is!
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| − | Spongebob: Welcome to the bikini bottom's newest...Toy store!
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| − | (Spongebob gasps)
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| − | Patrick: Ohhh.
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| − | Spongebob & patrick: Yeah! Wooooooo!
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| − | Spongebob: Well, we're here.
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| − | Patrick: But, where's the toy store?
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| − | Spongebob: Well, I guess it's not open.
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| − | Patrick: Not open?
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| − | (Patrick cries, then, spongebob cries)
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| − | (A builder comes by and puts the toy barrel while they cry)
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| − | Builder: What are you crying about?
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| − | Patrick: We wanted to go to the toy store, but, it's not open yet!
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| − | (Patrick cries some more)
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| − | Builder: Well, it's open now. Look!
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| − | Builder: See? Feel better, now?
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| − | Patrick: Mmm-hmm.
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| − | Builder: Now, quit you're crying and get in there! (Groans, then, throws patrick in the toy barrel)
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| − | Spongebob: I got it.
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| − | (Spongebob throws himself in the toy barrel)
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| − | Spongebob: Ohhhhhhhh! Patrick, patrick, get up.
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| − | Patrick: No thanks. I'm good down here.
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| − | Spongebob: Look!
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| − | Spongebob & patrick: Oooooooh. Ooooooh. Wow.
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| − | Spongebob: (gasps) would you look at that!
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| − | Patrick: (gasps) wow.
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| − | Store owner: Can I help you? | + | |
| − | Spongebob: That's a yes. Hey, do you like to sing?
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| − | Store owner: Oh no.
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| − | (Spongebob clears his throat)
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| − | (Spongebob puts spray in his mouth)
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| − | (Spongebob plays a hermomica)
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| − | Spongebob: La...
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| − | Narrator: Several song filled hours later.
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| − | Spongebob: Toy store has toys! La la la la la! Yeah.
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| − | Spongebob: Hey, patrick.
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| − | Patrick: Hey, spongebob. What's with the tutube?
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| − | Spongebob: It's not a tutube, it's a mantube.
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| − | Spongebob: You can tell because it has extra support. I got the last one.
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| − | Patrick: Uh. Uhhhhhhhh!
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| − | (The robot walks away)
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| − | Man: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
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| − | Spongebob: What a great day! I hope it would never end!
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| − | Patrick: Never!
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| − | Woman in speaker: Attention, shoppers, the store is now closed. Please exit immediately.
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| − | Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaah! But, I don't wanna go!
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| − | Son: Dad, I want it! No! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
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| − | Spongebob: Aw, the store's closed. We'll have to leave now.
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| − | Patrick: What part of never don't you understand?
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| − | Spongebob: Pat, we have to leave.
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| − | Patrick: I'm not moving.
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| − | Spongebob: I guess they'll come and kick us out.
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| − | Patrick: Not if we hide.
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| − | Spongebob: Hide? Is that kind of sneaky?
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| − | Patrick: Oh, it's sneaky all right. Really sneaky. Come on, have you ever wanted to have a toy store all to yourself?
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| − | Spongebob: No. But, I do now. What do we do first?
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| − | Patrick: We need to find a hiding spot where they will never find us. And I know just the place.
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| − | Guard worm: Ruff! (sniffs) Grrrrrrr...
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| − | Police man: Go on. Let's go.
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| − | Police man: The store's empty. Well, go ahead and lock her up, frank.
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| − | Storw owner: My name is steve.
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| − | Police man: Whatever floats your boat, frank.
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| − | Patrick: The coast is clear. Push, spongebob! Push!
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| − | Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Push, man, push! Uhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh, ohh.
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| − | Patrick: Okay, spongebob, give me your hand. That's my boy. Raise yourself.
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| − | Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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| − | Spongebob: Thanks, pal. Well, we did it.
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| − | Spongebob: Yay! Ha ha ha ha!
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| − | Patrick: Yay! This is so awesome!
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| − | Spongebob: Nothing can ruin it!
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| − | Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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| − | Spongebob: Patrick, is that you?
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| − | Patrick: What?
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| − | Spongebob: I said is that you?
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| − | Patrick: I can't hear you! It's too dark in here! Don't worry, I'll use my night-vision.
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| − | Spongebob: You have night-vision?
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| − | (Patrick shines the light)
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| − | Patrick: Yeah.
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| − | Spongebob: How long have you had that?
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| − | Patrick: Remember that flashlight I shoved in my ear?
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| − | Spongebob: Oh yeah.
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| − | Patrick: I guess it worked it's way into my brain.
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| − | Patrick: Shoot, the batteries are dead! Ohhh, it's dark. Scary!
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| − | (Patrick cries)
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| − | Spongebob: Calm down, buddy. We just need to find the light switch.
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| − | Spongebob: You got to let me down first.
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| − | Patrick: Yeah, right. I let you down, we find the light switch, and everything turns out peachy!
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| − | Spongebob: Yes.
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| − | Patrick: Look around you, spongebob! We're surronded!
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| − | Spongebob: The toys?
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| − | Patrick: The ones to get us!
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| − | (Spongebob hallucinates the toys are carnivores)
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| − | Spongebob: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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| − | Spongebob & patrick: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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| − | (Spongebob and patrick both hallucinate carnivores)
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| − | Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Eee, eee, eee, eee.
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| − | (They hear the robot stomping)
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| − | Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh...
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| − | Spongebob & patrick: Woop-eeeeee! Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh!
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| − | Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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| − | Patrick: Are we gonna hide in here for the rest of our lives?
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| − | Spongebob: No.
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| − | Patrick: Are we going to the ladies room again?
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| − | Spongebob: No. We're going to fight back.
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| − | Spongebob: And we are going to win!
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| − | (Spongebob and patrick take toys and paint for moustaches and more things)
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| − | Patrick: (laughs) That was fun. Now, let's dress up like fairy princesses!
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| − | Spongebob & patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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| − | Patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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| − | Spongebob: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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| − | Spongebob: Ready, patrick?
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| − | Patrick: Let's get some!
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| − | (Spongebob and patrick blows many bubbles at the robot)
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| − | Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nothing can stop it! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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| − | Spongebob: It was nice knowing you, pal.
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| − | Patrick: No, I'm an interesting guy.
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| − | (Spongebob & patrick continue crying, and then, suddenly, the robot stops)
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| − | (Spongebob & patrick breathe in and out)
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| − | (Patrick twists the robot)
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| − | Spongebob: Patrick, don't!
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| − | Patrick: What?
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| − | Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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| − | Kids: Yay!
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| − | Store owner: Ohh. The toy store is now open for business.
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| − | Store owner: Prepare for more fun you had.
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| − | Kids: Yay...!
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| − | Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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| − | Spongebob: My eyes!
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| − | Patrick: With neptune's witness, you never experienced the unholy terrors inside that store.
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| − | Patrick: Hey, they're open!
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| − | (Patrick laughs)
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| − | Patrick: I love toys!
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