Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 2

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'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].
 
 
 
==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
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===Chapter 9: Theft of the Crown===
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'''French Narrator:''' ''Later that evening...''
  
===Accused===
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(later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)
  
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty)
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'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of king Neptune. (laughs. Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)
 
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'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.
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(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab)
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'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
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he present himself to me at once.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?
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'''Neptune:''' Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?! (Eyes widen)
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'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.   
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'''The Phone:''' (Mr. Krabs' voice) Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.
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'''Clay:''' Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.
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'''Squire:''' Oh, right. (clears throat) The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (guards bring a small prisoner fish shaking nervously)
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Don't you just hate wrong numbers?
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'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?
  
'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! (Screams)
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'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...
  
(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)
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'''Neptune:''' But what?!
                 
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'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.
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'''King Neptune:''' Prepare to burn, Krabs.
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'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.
           
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.
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'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?
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'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is!
  
===Saved by the Sponge?===
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'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' (Looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.
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'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)
         
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time. Please, tell King Neptune all about me.
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'''Neptune:''' Mindy! How dare you defy me!           
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always though the was a great boss.
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'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?
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'''Neptune:''' I am the king! I must enforce the laws of the sea.
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.
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'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.
             
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'''SpongeBob:''' I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (raspberries) There, I think I made my point.
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'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)
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'''Squire:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire!
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'''Neptune:''' Squire. Clear the room! I wish to speak to my daughter alone! (everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?
       
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'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs, you will...
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'''Mindy:''' Your crown?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.
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'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?
  
'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.
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'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Does it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
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'''Neptune:''' It's not bald! It's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. (puts the crown on a pillow on a stool. While his back is turned, Plankton peeks out from behind the crown, snickering evilly) No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. One day, you will wear this crown.
  
'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown
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'''Mindy:''' (alarmed) I'm gonna be bald?!
is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me...my hair is thinning a bit.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...
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'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist! Like your father. (reaches for what he thinks is his crown and puts it on. It is not a crown, but instead the pillow it was on) 
  
(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)
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'''Mindy:''' Uhhh... Dad, your "crown"...
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Bald...bald...
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'''Neptune:''' What the...? (discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! (screams) Someone has stolen the royal crown!
  
(Everybody keeps on saying: bald...bald...bald)
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'''Plankton:''' (we see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it! I got it! (flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with people eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)
                 
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'''Fred:''' My eyes!
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'''King Neptune:'''All right, all right.
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===Chapter 10: SpongeBob's Nut Bar Encounter===
 
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'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober. (the children cheer)
'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?
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'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.
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'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.
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'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.
 
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'''King Neptune:''' Run along, I have a crab to cook.
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'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.
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'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!
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'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it. Can't you get through one day without executing someone?
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'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.
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'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.
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'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...
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'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?
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(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)
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(Everybody keeps on saying: bald... bald... bald)
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Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
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You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
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We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
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'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!
  
'''Fred:''' My eyes!
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(we then see SpongeBob sobbing at the Nut Bar)
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'''SpongeBob:''' All right, get it together, old boy. (sneezes) I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. (stares at nothing) Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad. (Patrick walks up to him) 
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'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.
  
'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly ten days. (Patrick pops up)
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'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.
  
'''Patrick:'''He can do it in nine!
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'''Patrick:''' What? Why?
  
'''King Neptune:''' Eight!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a... kid.
  
'''Patrick:''' Seven!
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'''Patrick:''' (slaps his forehead) What, that's insane!
  
'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)
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'''SpongeBob:''' I know.
  
'''King Neptune:''' Six!... Six it is, then.
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'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid! (waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)
  
'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi---ve...
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'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shhh...         
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'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (waiter throws a Goofy Goober hand puppet at him and it hits him in the face) Thanks.
     
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'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his triton at Mr. Krabs)
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)
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'''SpongeBob:''' (sighs) I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.
       
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'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?
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'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.
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'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?
  
===Briefing===
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (starts to walk away)
  
'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.
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'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.
  
'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)
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===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===
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'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a [[Triple Gooberberry Sunrise]]) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)  
  
'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.
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'''Patrick:''' Yum!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)
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'''SpongeBob:''' A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.  
 
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'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.
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'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.
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'''Patrick:''' (pats SpongeBob on the back) Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.  
  
'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.
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'''Waiter:''' (handing SpongeBob one) There you go.  
  
'''Neptune:''' Mindy!
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'''SpongeBob:''' (admiring it) Ooh! (he and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter, both of them belching after they are done) Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.
  
'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.
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'''Patrick:''' Yeah.  
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter, two more, please. (the waiter gives them two more)
  
'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.
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'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)
  
'''Patrick:''' What's my name?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Waiter. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!
  
'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick blushes from head to toe)  
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'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?
  
'''Neptune:''' Mindy!
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'''SpongeBob:''' (up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...
  
'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.
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'''Both:''' "Waiter!"
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...
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(all three faint. The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)
  
'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)
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===Chapter 12: SpongeBob is Awakened from the Ice Cream Blast=== 
 
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'''Waiter:''' (to SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I want to go home. Come on, pal.
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...
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'''Patrick:''' Hi.
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'''SpongeBob:''' (after recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' ....are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid) Patrick, let's go get that crown!
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'''Waiter:''' Listen to me, it's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.  
  
===The Patty Wagon===
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'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (realizes something) Wait, you said 8 o'clock. I'm late for work! Mr. Krabs is gonna be... (disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.
  
(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)
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===Chapter 13: Neptune's Arrival===
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(bubble-wipe to the Krusty Krab 2. Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've got to keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (looks through the telescope)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.
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'''Squidward:''' Yawn.
  
'''Patrick:''' What is it?
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward the Krusty Krab at lunchtime! He's got money!
   
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'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.
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'''Patrick:''' Wow!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!
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'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.
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'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!
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(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still
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(outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)
there, frozen)
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'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around,
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'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (gets out of the coach) This won't take long.
but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs'
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tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)
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===Gas Station Teasing===
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'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please, I think you're overreacting.
  
(The next scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick riding to a nearby gas station in the Patty Wagon)
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'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy! I know what I'm doing. (turns around to leave, but bumps into the sign pole outside the Krusty Krab) Ow! Squire! (the Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)
                   
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
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You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
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We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
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Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!
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(They stop at the gas station, where 2 gas station fish)
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'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Fill her up, please.
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'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.
 
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'''Gas Station Fish #1:''' What'll it be, fellas, mustard... or ketchup?! (Both fish laugh)
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'''Patrick:''' Are they laughing at us?
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'''SpongeBob:''' No, Patrick, they're laughing next to us.
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'''Gas Station Fish #2:''' Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway?
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===Chapter 14: Accused===
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(inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)
  
'''Patrick:''' Kids?!
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'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' For your information, we are not kids, we are men. And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese. (trumpet plays. Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face)
  
'''Both:''' Shell City? Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?
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'''Neptune:''' (to the customers) Greetings, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May he present himself to me at once.
     
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'''SpongeBob:''' That's right.
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'''Gas Station Fish #1:''' Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Respect for the dead! You two dipsticks ain't gonna last ten seconds over the county line.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, yeah? We'll see about that. (He and Patrick get back into the Patty Wagon and pass the county line. A car stealer stops them)
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?
 
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'''Car Stealer:''' Out of the car, fellas. (Sponge and Pat obey)
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'''SpongeBob:''' How many seconds was that?
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'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes; screams) '''Nay!''' I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny! For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime! (holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)
 
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'''Gas Station Fish #2:''' Twelve.
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' In your face! That's what I'm talking about. Yeah!  
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' "I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs"?! (eyes widen)
  
'''Patrick:''' Who's the kid now? (Both walk away)
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'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once!
   
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'''Gas Station Fish #1:''' They're dead.
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===The Inevitable Has Happened===
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.  
 
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(The scene moves to a crowd entering the Chum Bucket back in Bikini Bottom. Perch Perkins is in front, once again reporting on TV)
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'''Perch Perkins:''' Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. How is this possible? Let's find out. (He goes inside)
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(Inside, Plankton is watching his new customers)
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'''Plankton:''' Step right up. Plenty for everybody.
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'''Perch Perkins:''' Excuse me, Plankton. Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News. Can I get a minute?
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'''Plankton:''' Anything for you, Perch.
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'''Perch Perkins:''' All of Bikini Bottom wants to know, how did you get the Krabby Patty?
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'''Plankton:''' Well, Perch, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune...I'm sorry. He confided in me a secret wish. "Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket," he said. "Don't let the flame die out." (sobs) By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Here you go, Perch. (He plants a bucket helmet on his head)
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'''Perch Perkins:''' Thanks.
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'''Plankton:''' Bucket helmets for everyone!
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'''Man:''' (happily) My helmet!
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(Plankton enters his lab, where Karen is)
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'''Answering Machine:''' (in Mr. Krabs' voice) ''Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.''
 
                    
 
                    
'''Plankton:''' Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife.
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'''Clay:''' (Plankton begins impersonating a voice over the phone) ''Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown.'' (Neptune gets furious so Krabs tries to stop the machine by breaking it but it continues to play) ''I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown.'' (Neptune gets even more furious as Krabs unsuccessfully attempts to stop the machine so he rips the phone from the cord, but the phone still works for a brief moment) ''Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.''
  
'''Karen:''' I never agreed.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Eh, heh... I was... um... yeah... oh... eh... d-don't you just hate wrong numbers...?
     
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'''Plankton:''' Evil Plan Z is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now.
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'''Karen:''' Nothing except SpongeBob and his pink friend. (Displays SpongeBob and Patrick on the road on her computer screen) My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints. (Plankton looks at his hands)
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'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! (screams. Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)
 
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'''Plankton:''' Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those two. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator!
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===Meet Dennis===
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(Miles away, we see a hitman wearing sunglasses traveling on his motorcycle down the road. He looks tough. VERY tough. He stops his motorcycle in front of the gas station. The hitman, Dennis, sees a sesame seed from the Patty Wagon on the ground)
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'''Dennis:''' (takes off sunglasses in another one) Sesame seed.
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'''Gas Station Fish #1:''' Hey, mister. Does that hat take ten gallons? (Both gas station fish
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laugh. For this, Dennis rips of their mouths and drives away)
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===Thug Tug Trouble===
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(Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are still going)
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'''Patrick:''' Going on.
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'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.  
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah! Moving on. Just keep going.
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'''King Neptune:''' (continues screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs!  
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' (sobbing) Wait, Neptune! Please, I'm beggin' you! I ain't a crook! Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me!
  
'''Patrick:''' Yup.
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'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fish meal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?
   
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'''SpongeBob:''' Gonna get that crown.
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'''Patrick:''' Oh, yeah. All right.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. Victory.
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===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===
 
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'''SpongeBob:''' (he is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (belches) Krabs.
'''Patrick:''' Are we there yet?
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time. Please, tell King Neptune all about me.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' We must be close by now. (Sees a sign) Patrick, look. We're doing great! Shell City's only five days away. (A leaf blocking part of the sign comes off, revealing 2 more words)
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'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for... (burps again) ...many years and always thought he was a great boss!
  
'''Patrick:''' By car.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.
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'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great... big... jerk! (Mr. Krabs turns to SpongeBob) I deserve that manager's job! (grabs Mr. Krabs) But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a... kid. Well, I am 100%... man! And this... man... has got something to say to you. (takes a deep breath and blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.
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'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (fires at Mr. Krabs)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I wish we still had our car.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Huh?
  
'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, look!
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' (he is on fire) Ooh! Me pants are on fire! (loses his clothes) Me underwear's on fire! (loses his underwear) I'm on fire! (jumps into a bucket of water) Oh, yeah.
   
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Our car! (We see the Patty Wagon in front of a beat-up bar. Sponge and Pat are about ready to get in the Patty Wagon, but SpongeBob notices that the key is missing)
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'''SpongeBob:''' The key.
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'''Patrick:''' Where do you think it is? (A man is thrown out of the bar, the Thug Tug, groaning in pain. SpongeBob and Patrick peek in through the window and see the key in the car stealer's pocket)
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'''SpongeBob:''' There it is, Pat. The key! Now, how are we gonna get it?
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+
'''Patrick:''' I know. Walk in and ask him for it.
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'''Thug:'''What are you looking at?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, that's a terrible idea.
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'''Patrick:''' Sorry.
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'''SpongeBob:''' I know. I'll go in and create a distraction, and you get the key.
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'''Patrick:''' Wait. I wanna do the distraction.
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'''SpongeBob:''' OK. I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction.
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(Patrick then walks inside the Thug Tug, looking tough)
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'''Patrick:''' Can I have everybody's attention? (Everybody comes closer to Patrick) I have to use the bathroom.
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'''Car Stealer:''' It's right over there. (Spots SpongeBob trying to take the key from him. Spongy makes up something else)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Stupid contacts. Oh, there it is. I better go wash it off. (Runs away)
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(Inside the restroom, Patrick is whizzing. He finishes as SpongeBob comes in)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick. You call that a distraction?
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'''Patrick:''' Well, I had to go to the bathroom.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I got my hands dirty for nothing. (SpongeBob pushes the soap dispenser and bubbles came out.) Patrick, check it out!
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'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs, (prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again) you... will... (SpongeBob grips onto Neptune's nose)
  
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray! Bubble party! (The duo parties with the bubbles. One floats out of the restroom and into the Thug Tug bar)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Wait!  
  
'''Thug Tug Owner:''' Hey! Who blew this bubble? You all know the rules!
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'''King Neptune:''' Nahhh!
           
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'''Everybody in the Thug Tug:''' All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
+
  
'''Thug Tug Owner:''' That's right! So who blew it? So nobody knows.
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'''SpongeBob:''' I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.
  
'''Tough Guy #1:''' Maybe it was...
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'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.
  
'''Thug Tug Owner:''' Shut up! (Throws a chair on him) Somebody in here ain't a real man. (Sees Sponge and Pat trying to sneak out) You! We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. Now, everybody line up. DJ, time for the test. No baby can resist singing along to this. (The Goofy Goober theme song plays)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
     
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'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, it's the Goofy Goober theme song.
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'''SpongeBob:''' I know. (SpongeBob and Patrick try to resist to sing along)
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'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.
  
'''Goofy Goober (On record):''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah               
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable... (Neptune removes the paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines) Bald! Bald!
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah               
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We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
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Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
+
  
'''Tough Guy #2:''' (coughs)
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'''All:''' Bald! Bald! Bald!
 
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'''Thug Tug Owner:''' It was you! You're the baby!
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'''Tough Guy #2:''' No, no! I only coughed, I swear. (The owner eyes him)
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'''Thug Tug Owner:''' DJ! Turn it up louder!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Don't sing along, Patrick!
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'''Patrick: '''I'm trying. Trying so hard. (The owner notices his and SpongeBob's struggle and starts singing)
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'''Thug Tug Owner:''' I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
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You're a Goofy Goober, yeah               
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We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah!
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(Sponge and Pat are about to sing, when some double-headed twins sing instead)
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'''Double Headed Twins:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!
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'''Thug Tug Owner:'''Well, well, well. Which one of you babies was it?
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'''Double Headed Twins #1 and #2:'''It was him. He did it. I've never even eaten at...Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!
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'''Thug Tug Owner:''' Well, looks like we got ourselves a double baby! (All of the tough guys start beating them up while SpongeBob and Patrick sneak out of the Thug Tug)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Man, that was a close call.
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'''Patrick:''' Guess what I got. (Pulls out the key)
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'''SpongeBob:''' The key!
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'''Fred:''' My eyes!
  
(He and Patrick start up the Patty Wagon, get in, and drive away)
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'''King Neptune:''' (places the paper bag back on his head) All right, all right.
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'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?
  
===Squidward Finds Out===
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'''King Neptune:''' (stretches his eyes out) You, go to Shell City? (laughs while stretching his eyes out again) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid. (throws SpongeBob to the floor)
  
(Back in Bikini Bottom the next morning, Squidward is enjoying the time without SpongeBob)
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'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid, I can do it.
  
'''Squidward:''' Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. (He starts to ride his bike around town)
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'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook. (lights his trident)
  
'''Fish:''' Morning. (Squidward notices he is wearing a Chum Bucket helmet)
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' No! (SpongeBob gets in the way)
  
'''Squidward:''' Some people have no taste in headgear. (Looks around more and sees everyone with a helmet, even a baby) Babies too? (Rides over to a female fish in a boat, waiting for the light to change) Excuse me, miss, but where is everybody getting that horrid headwear?
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'''SpongeBob:''' No, I won't let you!
  
'''Female Fish:''' (She looks around) Who said that?
+
'''King Neptune:''' (sighs) Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both.
  
'''Squidward:''' Down here.
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'''Mindy:''' (runs to the Krusty Krab) Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?!
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 +
'''King Neptune:''' Mindy?! I told you to stay in the carriage!
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'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.
  
'''Female Fish:''' (Finds Squid) Well, I got it at the Chum Bucket. Plankton's giving them away free with every Krabby Patty.
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'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...
  
'''Squidward:''' Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?
+
'''Mindy:''' Please, Father, at least let him try... What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your... special problem? (removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)
  
(At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is enjoying his day and watching his customers. Squidward bursts in)
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'''All:''' Bald! Bald! Bald!
  
'''Squidward:''' So you're selling Krabby Patties, eh, Plankton?
+
'''Fred:''' My eyes!
  
'''Plankton:''' That's right, Squidward. (Pulls out a helmet) And there's a free bucket helmet
+
'''King Neptune:''' (places the paper bag back on his head) All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls!
with every purchase. Care for one?
+
  
'''Squidward:''' No. You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio.
+
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Huh?!
  
'''Plankton:''' And what's that supposed to mean?
+
'''King Neptune:''' And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly ten days. (Patrick pops up)
  
'''Squidward:''' It means you set up Mr. Krabs. You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him
+
'''Patrick:''' He can do it in nine!
and you could finally get your stubby little paws on the Krabby Patty formula. (Plankton looks at his hands) It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck.
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And I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Neptune!
+
  
'''Plankton:''' We'll see about that, Inspector Looselips. (Presses a button on Karen)
+
'''King Neptune:''' Eight!
  
'''Karen:''' Now activating helmet brain-control devices.
+
'''Patrick:''' Seven!
  
'''Squidward:''' Huh? What? (A satelite goes up on the Chum Bucket, causing the bucket helmets to
+
'''King Neptune:''' Six!
start to control their wearers)
+
  
'''Wearers of Helmets:''' All hail Plankton.
+
'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (they tackle him)
  
'''Squidward:''' (Eyes widened) What's going on here?
+
'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.
  
'''Plankton's Slaves (Wearers of Helmets):''' All hail Plankton.
+
'''Patrick:''' (being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.
  
'''Plankton:''' Seize him, slaves!
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush!        
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'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (points his trident at Mr. Krabs)
  
'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton.
+
'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)
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 +
'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! (Squidward runs up to him with a worried look) Oh no, this is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?
  
'''Squidward:''' I'm getting out of here! (Runs for the door, but more slaves burst in and corner him) 
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'''King Neptune:''' Come along Mindy.
  
'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.
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===Chapter 16: Mindy's Briefing===
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'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is ''really'' dangerous. There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops... (imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures! (SpongeBob shivers) Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!
  
(Squidward, cornered, screams in horror as Plankton's slaves capture him) 
+
'''Patrick:''' (Patrick is staring at Mindy) She's purty, SpongeBob.
                 
+
'''Plankton:''' Who can stop me now? Who?!
+
  
===Frog Fish Mayhem===
+
'''Mindy:''' Here, take this. (gives SpongeBob a bag)
  
(Meanwhile, Sponge and Pat are still traveling in the Patty Wagon. They are laughing from something Patrick has done)   
+
'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (opens the bag and a few winds blow at his face)
                 
+
    
'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Pat, one more time.
+
'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.
  
'''Patrick:''' Okay. (Imitates the guy who owns the Thug Tug) We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. (SpongeBob and Patrick laughs)
+
'''Patrick:''' (to Mindy) You're hot.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Weed them out. What a jerk. The road's getting kind of bumpy here.
+
'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds, and you'll be blown back home.
  
'''Patrick:''' You know, SpongeBob, there's a lesson to be learned from all of this.
+
'''King Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' What's that, Patrick?
+
'''Mindy:''' I'm coming! Good luck, SpongeBob.
  
'''Patrick:''' A bubble-blowing double baby doesn't belong out here in man's country.
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! How did you know my name?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. (Then realizes something) Wait. We blew that bubble. Doesn't that make us
+
'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.
a bubble-blowing double baby? (Both think about this until he spots a free ice cream stand) Hey, look, free ice cream!
+
  
'''Patrick:'' 'Oh, boy! (Talks to self) How you doing? Wait a minute. (Patrick looks at his surroundings and looked worried) Wait a minute. SpongeBob!
+
'''Patrick:''' What's my name?
         
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah?
+
                 
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'''Patrick:''' Make mine a chocolate!
+
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Got you covered. (To the old woman) Two, please.
+
'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)  
  
'''Old Woman:''' Certainly. You kids enjoy.
+
'''King Neptune:''' Mindy!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Actually, we're men, lady, but thanks. (Gets bowl) Hey, Patrick, let's... (His hand is stuck on the bowl, which the old woman is still holding) You can let go now. I said, let go, please. What is this? What kind of old lady are you? (A huge frog fish comes out of the ground, revealing that the old woman was its tongue. When the frog fish is about to eat SpongeBob, he breaks lose and falls into the Patty Wagon)
+
'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.
                     
+
'''Patrick:''' Did you get the ice cream? (frog fish roars)
+
                 
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Step on it, Patrick! (Patrick drives the Patty Wagon at top speed away from the frog fish, which is in hot pursuit)
+
  
===Thug Tug Wrecked===
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward, and I...
  
(Dennis has arrived at The Thug Tug, at that time, and is looking around. He finds SpongeBob and Patrick's bubble. Suddenly, all of the thugs appear)  
+
'''Squidward:''' Pass. (walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)  
  
'''Thug Tug Owner:''' Hey! (Dennis turns around) You may not know it, cowboy, but we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles. (Snaps his fingers and all of the thugs say the rule)
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Er, uh, Patrick and I... (Patrick interrupts)
  
'''All Thugs:''' All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied person... (Dennis punches the owner into the Thug Tug, which breaks and falls into the ground, then drives away)
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'''Patrick:''' Hi.
  
===We're Just Kids===
+
'''SpongeBob:''' (continues) ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown.
  
(Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick still fleeing from the monster)
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===Chapter 17: SpongeBob, Patrick, and the Patty Wagon===
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(they run to the kitchen where they slide down two metallic poles. They enter an elevator where elevator music plays. The elevator stops at a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, where the Patty Wagon is kept)
  
'''Old Woman:''' Come on, kiddies, have some ice cream. I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers.  
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Jump for it, Patrick! (They jump out of the Patty Wagon, which the monster eats. Another monster eats that monster, and a monster about 4,000 feet long eats that one. SpongeBob and Patrick stare in disbelief) Well, we lost our car again.
+
'''Patrick:''' What is it?
 
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'''Patrick:''' Never mind the car, where's the road? Road, road, road, road, road, road, road, r... Sorry.
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'''SpongeBob:''' There's the road. On the other side of this (Looks down the trench in front of them) .....deep, dark.....dangerous...
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'''Patrick:''' Hazardous.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hazardous...
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'''Patrick:''' Monster-infested.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, monster-infested..... trench.
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'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob, look! Here's the way down. Well, we're not gonna get the crown standing here. On to Shell City. (Patrick took the first step and monsters grawls) Hey, look, it's making noise. SpongeBob? (Sees him about to leave) Hey, where are you going?
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'''SpongeBob:''' I'm going home, Patrick.
+
                 
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'''Patrick:''' But what about Mr. Krabs?
+
           
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'''SpongeBob:''' What about us? We'll never survive in that trench. You said it yourself, this is man's country. And let's face it, Pat. We're just...kids.
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'''Patrick:''' We're not kids.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Open your eyes, Patrick! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream. We worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake! We don't belong out here!
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'''Patrick:''' We do not worship him.
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'''SpongeBob:''' (Pulls down his shorts) You've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight. (We see Patrick's underwear with the Goofy Goober on it) What do you call that?
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'''Patrick:''' Worship? (Gets tears in his eyes) You're right, SpongeBob. We are kids. (Runs around then falls down)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.
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'''Mindy:''' But you can't go home.
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(SpongeBob and Patrick see that the voice belongs to Mindy) 
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'''Patrick:''' Mindy! (Struggles to put his shorts on)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Mindy? How much did you hear?
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'''Mindy:''' I heard enough.
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'''Patrick:''' Did you see my underwear?
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'''Mindy:''' No, Patrick.
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'''Patrick:''' Did you want to?
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'''Mindy:''' Look, guys, you may be kids, but you're the only ones left who can get that crown.
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'''SpongeBob:''' What do you mean, the only ones left?
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'''Mindy:''' Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom. (Pulls out a magical clam, which opens up revealing Bikini Bottom now) Or should I say Planktopolis.
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'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton.
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'''Plankton:''' No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn't gonna build itself. Move faster!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, my gosh! Patrick, look! Plankton's turned everyone we know into slaves. (We see what everyone is doing for Plankton) Squidward. Sandy. Mrs. Puff. (SpongeBob gasps) Even Gary.
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'''Gary:''' Meow Plankton.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Can't your father do something?
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'''Mindy:''' My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything. (The magical clam shows Neptune's bald spot about to be sprayed by the Squire with hair growth spray)
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'''Neptune:''' Squire, will you hurry? (The Squire is nervous. He closes his eyes and sprays. Well, he accidentally sprays Neptune's eyes, which grow hair)
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'''Mindy:''' (She closes the clam) So you see, you can't quit. The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands.
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'''SpongeBob:''' But... But we're just...
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'''Mindy:''' Hey. It doesn't matter if you're kids. What's so wrong with being a kid, anyway? Kids rule! You don't need to be a man to do this. You just gotta believe in yourself. You just gotta believe! (Swims up into the sky, then comes back down)
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'''SpongeBob:''' I believe.
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'''Mindy:''' That's the spirit.
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'''SpongeBob:''' I believe that everybody we know is a goner! (He and Patrick begin crying)
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===Now That We're Men===
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'''Mindy:''' Come on, guys. (They don't stop) Guys. (They still don't stop) Guys? Guys? (No answer) Oh, boy. Think, Mindy, think. (Then she comes up with an idea) Yup, I guess you're right. A couple of kids could never survive this journey. That's why I guess I'll just have to turn you into men. (SpongeBob and Patrick stop crying)
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'''SpongeBob:''' You can do that? How?
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'''Mindy:''' With my mermaid magic.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Did you hear that, Patrick? She'll use her mermaid magic to turn us into men!
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men!
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'''Mindy:''' Good. Now, let's get started. Close your eyes.
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'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, (opens the hood) a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Are we men yet?
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'''Patrick:''' Wow!
  
'''Mindy:''' Not yet. Spin around three times.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. Wow. (they jump into the Patty Wagon)
 
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'''SpongeBob:''' (Whispers) I think it's working. (They turn around like they are doing ballet)
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'''Mindy:''' Good. Now, keep your eyes shut. (Grabs two sea weed and puts them onto SpongeBob and Patrick as mustache) With my mermaid's magic and my one tailfin (Patrick giggles), I command the two of you to turn into men! Open your eyes.
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'''SpongeBob:''' I don't feel any... (Notices that Patrick has a "mustache") Oh, my gosh, Patrick, you have a mustache!
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'''Patrick:''' So do you!
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'''Mindy:''' So now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City? (SpongeBob and Patrick adores their mustaches) Guys!
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Yeah?
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'''Mindy:''' I said, now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Heck, yeah!
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'''Mindy:''' Are men afraid of anything?
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Heck, no!
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'''Mindy:''' And why?
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Because we're invincible! (Jump off trench) Yeah!
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'''Mindy:''' I never said that!
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(As they fall, SpongeBob and Patrick do tough moves)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick?
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'''Patrick:''' Yeah, buddy?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs?
+
               
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'''Patrick:''' Bec... well...
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'''SpongeBob:''' (A branch catches them and stops them from falling and they land safely on the ground) Patrick.
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'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?
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'''SpongeBob''' No, far from it, my friend. We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench. The mustaches worked! Do you know what that means?
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'''Patrick:''' We are invincible!
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Burst into song, the whole time dodging monsters)
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Now that we're men, we can do anything.
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Now that we're men, we are invincible.
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Now that we're men, we'll go to Shell City, get the crown, save the town, and Mr. Krabs.
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Now that we're men,
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'''SpongeBob:''' We have facial hair.
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men,
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'''Patrick:''' I change my underwear. (Does so)
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men, we've got a manly flair. We've got the stuff.
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We're tough enough to save the day. We never had a chance when we were kids. No! No! No!
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But take
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a look at what the mermaid did. Ha! Ha! Ha! (The two begin dancing and slapping their bodies)  
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, go, Pat. Oh yeah.
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'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.
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'''SpongeBob: ''' You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (they start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "Ker-Patty!" appears)
  
'''Patrick:''' Yeah, go, SpongeBob.
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!
  
'''Monsters:''' Hooray!
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'''Monsters:''' Now that they're men,  
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'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (sarcastically) Freeze. (laughs) One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. (goes into the kitchen and walks out with the bottle with the Krabby Patty Sercet Formula inside it) Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love ya! (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves, as he realizes that he was set up)
We can't bother them.  
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Now that they're men, they have become our friends.  
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Now that they're men, there'll be a happy end.  
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They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown.  
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They'll pass the test and finish the quest.  
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They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!
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Latest revision as of 22:58, 13 October 2024

Contents

[edit] Dialogue

[edit] Chapter 9: Theft of the Crown

French Narrator: Later that evening...

(later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

Plankton: Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of king Neptune. (laughs. Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

Squire: Oh, right. (clears throat) The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (guards bring a small prisoner fish shaking nervously)

Neptune: So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

Prisoner: Yes, but...

Neptune: But what?!

Prisoner: But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

Neptune: Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is!

Mindy: Daddy! (frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

Crown Polisher: Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

Neptune: Mindy! How dare you defy me!

Mindy: Why do you have to be so mean?

Neptune: I am the king! I must enforce the laws of the sea.

Mindy: Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

Squire: That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

Neptune: Squire. Clear the room! I wish to speak to my daughter alone! (everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

Mindy: Your crown?

Neptune: And what does this crown do?

Mindy: Covers your bald spot.

Neptune: It's not bald! It's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. (puts the crown on a pillow on a stool. While his back is turned, Plankton peeks out from behind the crown, snickering evilly) No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. One day, you will wear this crown.

Mindy: (alarmed) I'm gonna be bald?!

Neptune: Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist! Like your father. (reaches for what he thinks is his crown and puts it on. It is not a crown, but instead the pillow it was on)

Mindy: Uhhh... Dad, your "crown"...

Neptune: What the...? (discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! (screams) Someone has stolen the royal crown!

Plankton: (we see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it! I got it! (flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with people eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

[edit] Chapter 10: SpongeBob's Nut Bar Encounter

Goofy Goober Clock: Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober. (the children cheer)

Kids: Howdy, Goofy Goober!

Goofy Goober: Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
Kids: Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(we then see SpongeBob sobbing at the Nut Bar)

SpongeBob: All right, get it together, old boy. (sneezes) I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. (stares at nothing) Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad. (Patrick walks up to him)

Patrick: Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

SpongeBob: No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

Patrick: What? Why?

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a... kid.

Patrick: (slaps his forehead) What, that's insane!

SpongeBob: I know.

Patrick: Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid! (waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

Waiter: Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

Patrick: I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (waiter throws a Goofy Goober hand puppet at him and it hits him in the face) Thanks.

SpongeBob: (sighs) I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

Patrick: Are you sure?

SpongeBob: Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (starts to walk away)

Patrick: Okay, see you.

[edit] Chapter 11: Sundae Rush

Waiter: (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

Patrick: Yum!

SpongeBob: A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

Patrick: (pats SpongeBob on the back) Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

Waiter: (handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

SpongeBob: (admiring it) Ooh! (he and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter, both of them belching after they are done) Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

Patrick: Yeah.

SpongeBob: Waiter, let's get another round over here. (the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter, two more, please. (the waiter gives them two more)

Both: Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

SpongeBob: Waiter. (they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Waiter. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

Waiter: (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

SpongeBob: (up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

Both: "Waiter!"

(all three faint. The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

[edit] Chapter 12: SpongeBob is Awakened from the Ice Cream Blast

Waiter: (to SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I want to go home. Come on, pal.

SpongeBob: (after recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

Waiter: Listen to me, it's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

SpongeBob: My friend? (sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (realizes something) Wait, you said 8 o'clock. I'm late for work! Mr. Krabs is gonna be... (disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

[edit] Chapter 13: Neptune's Arrival

(bubble-wipe to the Krusty Krab 2. Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

Mr. Krabs: Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've got to keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (looks through the telescope)

Squidward: Yawn.

Mr. Krabs: What's this? King Neptune is riding toward the Krusty Krab at lunchtime! He's got money!

(outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

Neptune: Stay in the coach, daughter. (gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

Mindy: Daddy, please, I think you're overreacting.

Neptune: Silence, Mindy! I know what I'm doing. (turns around to leave, but bumps into the sign pole outside the Krusty Krab) Ow! Squire! (the Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

Squire: Yes, Your Highness?

Neptune: Have this pole executed at once.

[edit] Chapter 14: Accused

(inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

Squidward: A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

Mr. Krabs: With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese. (trumpet plays. Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face)

Neptune: (to the customers) Greetings, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May he present himself to me at once.

Mr. Krabs: I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

Neptune: (lightning flashes; screams) Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny! For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime! (holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

Mr. Krabs: "I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs"?! (eyes widen)

Neptune: Relinquish the royal crown to me at once!

Mr. Krabs: But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

Answering Machine: (in Mr. Krabs' voice) Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.

Clay: (Plankton begins impersonating a voice over the phone) Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. (Neptune gets furious so Krabs tries to stop the machine by breaking it but it continues to play) I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. (Neptune gets even more furious as Krabs unsuccessfully attempts to stop the machine so he rips the phone from the cord, but the phone still works for a brief moment) Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.

Mr. Krabs: Eh, heh... I was... um... yeah... oh... eh... d-don't you just hate wrong numbers...?

Neptune: My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! (screams. Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

Plankton: Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

King Neptune: (continues screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: (sobbing) Wait, Neptune! Please, I'm beggin' you! I ain't a crook! Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me!

King Neptune: Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fish meal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

[edit] Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?

SpongeBob: (he is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (belches) Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time. Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

SpongeBob: I have worked for Mr. Krabs for... (burps again) ...many years and always thought he was a great boss!

Mr. Krabs: You see? A great boss.

SpongeBob: (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great... big... jerk! (Mr. Krabs turns to SpongeBob) I deserve that manager's job! (grabs Mr. Krabs) But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a... kid. Well, I am 100%... man! And this... man... has got something to say to you. (takes a deep breath and blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

King Neptune: Anyone else? No? Well, then. (fires at Mr. Krabs)

SpongeBob: Huh?

Mr. Krabs: (he is on fire) Ooh! Me pants are on fire! (loses his clothes) Me underwear's on fire! (loses his underwear) I'm on fire! (jumps into a bucket of water) Oh, yeah.

King Neptune: And now, Eugene Krabs, (prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again) you... will... (SpongeBob grips onto Neptune's nose)

SpongeBob: Wait!

King Neptune: Nahhh!

SpongeBob: I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

King Neptune: Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

SpongeBob: Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

King Neptune: You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

SpongeBob: Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable... (Neptune removes the paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines) Bald! Bald!

All: Bald! Bald! Bald!

Fred: My eyes!

King Neptune: (places the paper bag back on his head) All right, all right.

SpongeBob: King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

King Neptune: (stretches his eyes out) You, go to Shell City? (laughs while stretching his eyes out again) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid. (throws SpongeBob to the floor)

SpongeBob: But I'm not a kid, I can do it.

King Neptune: Run along. I have a crab to cook. (lights his trident)

Mr. Krabs: No! (SpongeBob gets in the way)

SpongeBob: No, I won't let you!

King Neptune: (sighs) Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both.

Mindy: (runs to the Krusty Krab) Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?!

King Neptune: Mindy?! I told you to stay in the carriage!

Mindy: Where's your love and compassion? (holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

King Neptune: But, daughter, I...

Mindy: Please, Father, at least let him try... What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your... special problem? (removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

All: Bald! Bald! Bald!

Fred: My eyes!

King Neptune: (places the paper bag back on his head) All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls!

Mr. Krabs: Huh?!

King Neptune: And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly ten days. (Patrick pops up)

Patrick: He can do it in nine!

King Neptune: Eight!

Patrick: Seven!

King Neptune: Six!

Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob: Patrick! (they tackle him)

King Neptune: Six it is, then.

Patrick: (being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.

SpongeBob: Patrick, shush!

King Neptune: Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

Mr. Krabs: No, wait, I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

Squidward: Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! (Squidward runs up to him with a worried look) Oh no, this is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

King Neptune: Come along Mindy.

[edit] Chapter 16: Mindy's Briefing

Mindy: Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops... (imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures! (SpongeBob shivers) Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!

Patrick: (Patrick is staring at Mindy) She's purty, SpongeBob.

Mindy: Here, take this. (gives SpongeBob a bag)

SpongeBob: What's in here? (opens the bag and a few winds blow at his face)

Mindy: It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

Patrick: (to Mindy) You're hot.

Mindy: Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds, and you'll be blown back home.

King Neptune: (from the outside) Mindy!

Mindy: I'm coming! Good luck, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Wait! How did you know my name?

Mindy: Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

Patrick: What's my name?

Mindy: That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

King Neptune: Mindy!

Mindy: I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

SpongeBob: Thanks, Mindy. (to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward, and I...

Squidward: Pass. (walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

SpongeBob: Er, uh, Patrick and I... (Patrick interrupts)

Patrick: Hi.

SpongeBob: (continues) ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown.

[edit] Chapter 17: SpongeBob, Patrick, and the Patty Wagon

(they run to the kitchen where they slide down two metallic poles. They enter an elevator where elevator music plays. The elevator stops at a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, where the Patty Wagon is kept)

SpongeBob: Feast your eyes, Patrick.

Patrick: What is it?

SpongeBob: The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, (opens the hood) a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

Patrick: Wow!

SpongeBob: Yeah. Wow. (they jump into the Patty Wagon)

Patrick: Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

SpongeBob: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (they start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "Ker-Patty!" appears)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Shell City, here we come!

(bubble-wipe to later in the day. Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

Plankton: Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (sarcastically) Freeze. (laughs) One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. (goes into the kitchen and walks out with the bottle with the Krabby Patty Sercet Formula inside it) Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love ya! (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves, as he realizes that he was set up)

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