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Episode Transcript: Rodeo Daze
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| − | + | ''[The episode opens out at the island, submerging underwater]'' | |
| − | + | '''Narrator''': Ah, ze eternal expanse of the deep sea. ''[the camera pans right]'' Teeming with fantastic creatures...uh, teeming...I'm sure they are around here somewhere. ''[the narrator spots a rock]'' Aha!...oh, zat's a rock! Where is everybody? ''[the camera finally pans on SpongeBob, causing the narrator to scream]'' O-ho, it is just SpongeBob. ''[the camera immediately zooms out to reveal SpongeBob and Patrick staring at each other]'' Watch and witness one of the rarest and mysterious rituals of the deep...the staring contest. | |
| − | + | ''[SpongeBob and Patrick stare at each other for a while, then SpongeBob's eyes start to water. After a while, he blinks]'' | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, wow! ''[the two get up]'' | |
| − | + | '''Patrick''': What? | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob''': You are the best starer I've ever stared at! | |
| − | + | '''Patrick''': Ohhhhhhh, staring contest! I thought it was a blinking contest and I was losing. ''[a noise is heard]'' | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob''': Hark, Patrick, do you hear something? ''[a bottle with a message falls on SpongeBob]'' Hmm...it's a letter for Sandy! All the way from Texas! We better deliver it! | |
| − | + | ''[transition to Sandy's Treedome]'' | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob''': Sandy! ''[SpongeBob attempts to open the door]'' Oh, it's not opening! | |
| − | + | '''Patrick''': Hey, SpongeBob, I have something that might help. ''[Patrick grabs a book from his pocket]'' | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob''': "How to Open Things"...brilliant, Patrick! I saw the movie but I never read the book! | |
| − | + | '''Patrick''': ''[flipping the pages]'' OK...garbage cans. No. Jar. No. Box. No...Sandy's door! "Twist to the Left"! | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob''': Ohhhhhhh...I was twisting to the right! | |
| − | + | '''Patrick''': A common mistake, my good friend! ''[Patrick puts the book back in his pocket]'' Allow me! ''[Patrick walks up to the door, twists his head left and right, and does some exercises]'' OK...time to open this- ''[Sandy bashes the door open with her foot]'' | |
| − | + | '''Sandy''': Tryin' to ninja sneak attack?! ''[Sandy kicks Patrick into the air, then hits SpongeBob, causing the letter in his head to pop out]'' Well, you're still no match for my squirrel fu! ''[Sandy notices the letter]'' It's a letter from my twin brother Randy! ''[Patrick lands on SpongeBob. The two enter into Sandy's helmet. Sandy notices the two]'' Do you mind? | |
| + | '''SpongeBob''': Not at all, read on! | ||
| − | + | '''Patrick''': Doesn't bother me. | |
| − | + | '''Sandy''': Get out of my suit! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick flush themselves out of Sandy's suit]'' Well, golly, Randy says the rodeo's come to town! I've gotta head back to Texas, and defend my championship title! | |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob''': Championship title? For what? |
| − | + | '''Sandy''': You got cotton in your ears? | |
| − | + | '''Patrick''': ''[while checking the inside of SpongeBob's ears]'' Hmm...nah, it's not cotton, it's actually an old moldy piece of Krabby Patty ''[Patrick eats the moldy piece of Krabby Patty]'' | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob''': Is your championship title for jellyfishing? | |
| − | + | '''Sandy''': No. | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob''': Ka-ra-tah?! ''[SpongeBob karate-chops on Patrick's face]'' | |
| − | + | '''Sandy''': No! | |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob''': Perhaps the science fair then! |
| − | + | '''Sandy''': No...its my rodeo championship on the line! | |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob''': Ro-de-o? What does ro-de-o mean? |
| − | Sandy: | + | '''Sandy''': ''[in song]'' ♪Critters that ya gotta rangle...cowboy suits with purdy spangles! Boots with spurs that jingle-jangle, that's a rodeo!♪ ♪Tight blue jeans ya gotta squeeze in! But they sure look mighty pleasin'! Big belt buckles are always in season! That's a rodeo!♪ |
| − | + | '''(Cows) Sandy''': (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ ''[both]'' ♪Yippee-ti-yay! Yippee-ti-yo!♪ (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ | |
| − | + | ''[both]'' ♪Yippee-ti-yay! Yippee-ti-yo!♪ | |
| − | + | '''Sandy''': ♪Ride that critter, don't be no quitter! Hold on tight, with all your might!♪ ♪Yeeeeeeee-haaaaaaa! That's a rodeo!♪ ♪Tractor pulls and big ol' bulls, lime dancin', horses prancin'! Barrel racin', bare-back ridin', bronco-bustin' aluminum sidin'! That's a rodeo!♪ | |
| + | blue jeans ya gotta squeeze in! But they sure look mighty pleasin'! Big belt buckles are always in season! That's a rodeo!♪ | ||
| − | + | '''(Cows) Sandy''': (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ ''[both]'' ♪Yippee-ti-yay! Yippee-ti-yo!♪ (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ | |
| − | + | ''[both]'' ♪Yippee-ti-yay! Yippee-ti-yo!♪ | |
| − | + | '''Sandy''': 🎵And don't forget who makes us laugh when we're feeling down The happy slappy sunny funny good ol' rodeo clown🎵 | |
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Latest revision as of 00:38, 30 September 2021
[The episode opens out at the island, submerging underwater]
Narrator: Ah, ze eternal expanse of the deep sea. [the camera pans right] Teeming with fantastic creatures...uh, teeming...I'm sure they are around here somewhere. [the narrator spots a rock] Aha!...oh, zat's a rock! Where is everybody? [the camera finally pans on SpongeBob, causing the narrator to scream] O-ho, it is just SpongeBob. [the camera immediately zooms out to reveal SpongeBob and Patrick staring at each other] Watch and witness one of the rarest and mysterious rituals of the deep...the staring contest.
[SpongeBob and Patrick stare at each other for a while, then SpongeBob's eyes start to water. After a while, he blinks]
SpongeBob: Patrick, wow! [the two get up]
Patrick: What?
SpongeBob: You are the best starer I've ever stared at!
Patrick: Ohhhhhhh, staring contest! I thought it was a blinking contest and I was losing. [a noise is heard]
SpongeBob: Hark, Patrick, do you hear something? [a bottle with a message falls on SpongeBob] Hmm...it's a letter for Sandy! All the way from Texas! We better deliver it!
[transition to Sandy's Treedome]
SpongeBob: Sandy! [SpongeBob attempts to open the door] Oh, it's not opening!
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, I have something that might help. [Patrick grabs a book from his pocket]
SpongeBob: "How to Open Things"...brilliant, Patrick! I saw the movie but I never read the book!
Patrick: [flipping the pages] OK...garbage cans. No. Jar. No. Box. No...Sandy's door! "Twist to the Left"!
SpongeBob: Ohhhhhhh...I was twisting to the right!
Patrick: A common mistake, my good friend! [Patrick puts the book back in his pocket] Allow me! [Patrick walks up to the door, twists his head left and right, and does some exercises] OK...time to open this- [Sandy bashes the door open with her foot]
Sandy: Tryin' to ninja sneak attack?! [Sandy kicks Patrick into the air, then hits SpongeBob, causing the letter in his head to pop out] Well, you're still no match for my squirrel fu! [Sandy notices the letter] It's a letter from my twin brother Randy! [Patrick lands on SpongeBob. The two enter into Sandy's helmet. Sandy notices the two] Do you mind? SpongeBob: Not at all, read on!
Patrick: Doesn't bother me.
Sandy: Get out of my suit! [SpongeBob and Patrick flush themselves out of Sandy's suit] Well, golly, Randy says the rodeo's come to town! I've gotta head back to Texas, and defend my championship title!
SpongeBob: Championship title? For what?
Sandy: You got cotton in your ears?
Patrick: [while checking the inside of SpongeBob's ears] Hmm...nah, it's not cotton, it's actually an old moldy piece of Krabby Patty [Patrick eats the moldy piece of Krabby Patty]
SpongeBob: Is your championship title for jellyfishing?
Sandy: No.
SpongeBob: Ka-ra-tah?! [SpongeBob karate-chops on Patrick's face]
Sandy: No!
SpongeBob: Perhaps the science fair then!
Sandy: No...its my rodeo championship on the line!
SpongeBob: Ro-de-o? What does ro-de-o mean?
Sandy: [in song] ♪Critters that ya gotta rangle...cowboy suits with purdy spangles! Boots with spurs that jingle-jangle, that's a rodeo!♪ ♪Tight blue jeans ya gotta squeeze in! But they sure look mighty pleasin'! Big belt buckles are always in season! That's a rodeo!♪
(Cows) Sandy: (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ [both] ♪Yippee-ti-yay! Yippee-ti-yo!♪ (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪
[both] ♪Yippee-ti-yay! Yippee-ti-yo!♪
Sandy: ♪Ride that critter, don't be no quitter! Hold on tight, with all your might!♪ ♪Yeeeeeeee-haaaaaaa! That's a rodeo!♪ ♪Tractor pulls and big ol' bulls, lime dancin', horses prancin'! Barrel racin', bare-back ridin', bronco-bustin' aluminum sidin'! That's a rodeo!♪ blue jeans ya gotta squeeze in! But they sure look mighty pleasin'! Big belt buckles are always in season! That's a rodeo!♪
(Cows) Sandy: (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ [both] ♪Yippee-ti-yay! Yippee-ti-yo!♪ (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪
[both] ♪Yippee-ti-yay! Yippee-ti-yo!♪
Sandy: 🎵And don't forget who makes us laugh when we're feeling down The happy slappy sunny funny good ol' rodeo clown🎵
